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If you’re in a pinch and have already chugged all your milk, heavy cream and eggnog, half and half is still packed with calories and makes a good substitute.

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Alan Hazelwood

You’re the absolute fattest, curvier, getting wider and heavier goddamn

Tim

Favorite thing to do is watch you chug, grow, and you look so much bigger 🥵🥵