Midnight Pals: What a deal (Patreon)

L Ron Hubbard: hey pal its me your old pal honest ron
Hubbard: and i've got a great deal for you today, friends
Hubbard: this handy dandy little AI can write all your books for you, friends
Hubbard: with just the push of a button!
Hubbard: no more slaving over a hot typewriter!

King: wow! sounds great!
King: this is fully licensed, certified, bonded, endorsed and accredited by the HWA, right?
Hubbard: well friend let me tell you this
Hubbard: it's not NOT fully licensed, certified, bonded, endorsed and accredited by the HWA!

King: well, if the HWA isn't against it...
Hailey Piper: hold it right there, steve!
Piper: i have a message!
Piper: and this time it's not make horror gay as fuck
Piper: though we should still be doing that
Barker: [to camera] I'm doing my part!

Piper: i hope fellow HWA members will join me in demanding a zero tolerance policy from the HWA on generative AI
Cynthia Pelayo: yes yes well said
Piper: and also
Piper: THE SMELL OF THE HUNT THE TASTE OF THE SHUNT
Pelayo: GODDAMNIT!!!
Pelayo: GODDAMNIT SHE GOT ME AGAIN!

Hubbard: this handy dandy device will do all your writing for you or my name's not L Ron McHubbard McMonkey McBean
Piper: get lost, l ron, no one likes your style!
Hubbard: [packing up 3 card monte game] well!! i can tell when I'm not wanted!!

Hubbard: i'll just be taking my generative AI to a more receptive, less ABLEIST audience
Hubbard: it's really more of a shelbyville idea now that i think of it

King: don't worry, i'm sure the HWA will treat this issue with all the seriousness we've come to expect from them
[meanwhile]
HWA president: [ed wynn voice, hitting table with comically oversized squeaky mallet] order! order in the court!
HWA board member: i'd like a cheeseburger