Midnight Pals: Yellow (Patreon)

Robert Chambers: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the yellow sign
Chambers: the scary part is that its yellow
Barker: how do you figure
Chambers: well, it’s the scariest color
Barker:
Barker: what

Chambers: yellow is the scariest color  
Barker: what the hell are you talking about  
Lovecraft: no he’s right  
Barker: oh well of course YOU’D think so howard  
Barker: you just agree with anything that Robert says  
Barker: also you know the racism

King: well think about it  
King: [musical accompaniment swells] you couldn’t have the king in yellow without yellow   
King: could you?  
Barker: what's going on here

King: you couldn’t have the yellow sign without yellow
King: could you?
Barker: i swear to god if this is a musical number

King: you couldn’t have the yellow wallpaper without yellow
King: could you?  
King: you couldn’t have the once yellow house without yellow
King: could you?  
Lovecraft: and you can’t have a yellow peril without yellow!  
King: you couldn't  
King:  
King: you’re not helping howard