Midnight Pals: Italian Developments (Patreon)

[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: what newssss of the terf fight
Kathleen Stock: great news, dark lord!
Stock: you know how we've been planning to extend our hate campaign to include lesbians?
Rowling:

Stock: well, italy is going to remove lesbian parents from birth certificates
Rowling: oh good!
Rowling: i guessss we can finally punt the L off of LGB alliance
Rowling: funny, i alwaysss figured that B would be the firssst to go
Rowling: life comess at you fassst

Rowling: i know i wass banging on re how we had to eliminate the transs to protect lessbianss
Rowling: and now people are mad i'm ok w lessbianss going under the buss
Rowling: but i think the people of italy have labored too long under the yoke of oppressive lesbian recognition

Rowling: i'm very concerned with the rightss of lessbiansss
Rowling: i mean, i FEEL the pain of the lessbianss
Rowling: i'm bassically an honorary lessbian mysself
[lesbians rights are attacked]
Rowling: new phone, who diss?

Rowling: those sssilly lesssbianss, worrying about losssing their parental rightsss!
Rowling: don't they know that if their rightss were actually under attack i would be marching with them?
Rowling: and i don't ssee myself marching here
Rowling: ergo they musst be fine!

Stock: but dark lord, won't think upset the lesbian members of the LGB alliance?
Rowling: do we actually have any lessbian membersss?
Stock: no our membership is entirely comprised of sackville-baggins hobbits