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C3 Ep. 71: The King Consort (A Faerie Tale Ending) (Patreon)

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Duck Team battles High Ember-Lord Charbin and the Fatebringer Mages! Sol plays robot peacekeeper, Calder glimpses an icy future, and Callie sends a message to Queen Jovyre.

Music / Sound Effects Include: 

“A Wizard’s Tournament” by Emily Axford.

"Conspiracy in the Clouds" by Emily Axford.

"Forsaken" by Emily Axford.

"Into the Fire" by Emily Axford.

"Soul Coins" by Emily Axford.

"Balnor the Brave" by Emily Axford.

"Left is Left and Right is Center" by Emily Axford.

"Escape From Smuggler's Bounty" by Emily Axford.

"Gunvar" by Emily Axford.

"The Red Fen" by Emily Axford.

"Greener Shades" by Emily Axford.

"Malscurial" by Emily Axford.

"Reynard" by Emily Axford.

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Comments

Samson

LATHER YOUR POLE

Austin Soren

Lather up your poles and cream up your rods 💀

kpthedruid

WOOOOOOOH!!! 🥳🎉🎆🙌

Claire and Cal

Welcome back daddy Tanner! Hope all is well with your girls!

Allen S

You spoil the insomniacs. Thanks!

Shawn Harrison

I'm getting so nervous. I don't know if I'm ready for c3 to end yet!

Milton Villegas

Nads are lathered for this thick sod

Jean-Luc A

CREAM YOUR RODS 2025

SunKi11er
>>158153824

The perks of working night shift lol, i'm always up when murph posts a juicy 'sode at 2am

Max Herzog

We are at 22 weeks daddy tanner, patiently awaiting baby #1!! Congrats on yours!! 😄

Ellie P

The perfect start to my vacation. You bless us. Thank you.

Nate

You honor me with this sode

Autumnis_Prime

absolutely fabulous intros, happy to hear caldwell back and SO FREAKING PUMPED for a new campaign episode

Xavier

INTROS TO ADORE IN 2024

Kenna Evans

So glad caldwell was the target if the maze spell in both bahumia 1 & 2

Abby Walker

The end of the Charbin fight is the funniest thing ever actually

Kitt

Some absolutely epic moments, but JFC some devastating times too…….

Jake Alcott

A hearty Medford, MA welcome back for Caldwell!

han!!

the loop of conspiracy in the clouds -> forsaken -> into the flame for each of those mazes set up such fun parallels that ruled

Dmkampz

Thank you, and Congratulations to Mr. Tanner, and happy holidays to you and yours!

Ben Beckwith

100% worth the wait. Just don't make me wait again! I need the final epp!

Dylan DeMarco

All hail the King Bon-sort 🔥

Jared D.

Favorite line: Who needs world peace when you have side pieces

Matthew Sands

Oberon being that much of a jobber is kind of a bummer. *huffs a big batch of hopium that playing dead is something that beasts do, to deceive your enemies deceive your allies, etc.*

Two days since the kitchen, where it happened

Cali’s interaction with Jovyre in the maze was so beyond badass, I just wish she didn’t say “fucking” so much, idk why, i don’t have a problem with swearing, but in this instance it felt like it took away from what she was saying rather than enhancing it?

Jean-Luc A
>>158177966

I get what you mean, but this is a ‘side effect’ of the live aspect of it. Hard not to be emotional in the scene itself, the fucks are bound to pour out at this stage yk

Austin H.

Drinking game, take a shot everytime callie said Fuckin

Hammy

Cool fight, Brian

Fraser Siwik-Simpson

Consort Charbin? More like Con-sear-t Charbin! A fire pun can ALWAYS be made if you look hard enough.

ACK

Cha-Cha-Cha-Cha-Charbiiiiiiiin. Fire proof toilet paper anyone?

Jack K

“We squabble amongst ourselves, but our enemy is united.” That hit a lil too deep.

wick

Holy shit they womped Charbin so hard

M Bee

Around 53:00: Charting new word combination territory here, but I desperately need to hear Baelnor exclaim "Bitches love cannons!"

Georgia

even in the penultimate episode, I can always count on the two crew for piss-drinking fidget-spinning shenanigans.....

Joe K

Consider my poles lathered.

Justin Noble

Holy moly Caldwell came back with a bang! Strong turns, a sick unoreverse on Jovyre, and nat 20 on his first role back?? Nuts

CommodoreBlue

You HAVE to do Grinch Ones for THIS MONTH’S Mixed Bag, PLEASE!! Also, so excited to see Caldwell on Smartypants!!

Brandon Wiens

Holy Squid, Murph be blessed for the recap because I forgot so much shit during that break.

SurvingLaw

I have listened to every episode and had no clue what’s going on in the story

Ziel R.

Consort Comma King Chameleoooooon 🎤🎵🎵

Justice Bwr

At 1:05:45 you can hear Emily in the other room while Murph does a monologue and I think it just goes to show how much effort and love they all put into making a show that feels authentic to dnd while still being an excellent listening experience

Vilaykham Sukhaseum

Honour your cocks by lathering your poles, guys

super cockler

Everybody lather your god damn poles… two cool ass nat 20s in the first half hour THATS DICE CHRIST!

Sam

Tentatively and reluctantly lathering my pole…..

Cory Wyse

A sode so thick, a rod so creamed

Transfemmes4murph

this was truly one of my favourite episodes of C3, so lathered

thedragonllama

A hole in my heart has been filled with sweet blue Caldy

Meletios Lendis

Oh yeah!!! Let’s goooooooo!!

Austin Sharp

Lathering Father Murphy.

Jack Campau

if I had a nickel for every time Murph hit Caldwell with a Maze spell in the penultimate battle of a Bahumia campaign, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't very many, but it's weird that it happened twice.

KingHalt

Did anyone else think/hope Murph was gonna have Charbin say "I'll do anything I'll even suck your diiiick" ala Galad Rosel when he was pleading for his life? Cause that's ALL I could think about while it was happening haha Granted I did JUST relisten to that episode from C1 like yesterday

Chuck P

Welcome back Caldwell! Great to have the gang back together!

Monk3yTouch3r

The return of Caw-Caw-cawldwell!!

Max Herzog

I love that throughout the years they have completely bailed on Twitter lmao 🤣

Totally Offside

Was the piss drinking included to make DS seem less gross by comparison?

Bull

"It's always good to drink piss with your friends" If I asked, who said this line, I bet 90% of people would say Caldwell lol. It has heavy NADDPOD Hogliday Vibes 😂🍻

Robert

I love that in every timeline Balnor is a hero

Jack Farley

This episode is pure NADDPOD gold, Charbins ending has to be the best end to a villain ever 😂😂

Miranda B

Please. The arcane focus bit was GOLD

Haley Amplo

I’m hoping Charbin becomes the next Pendergreens 😂 what a hilarious episode!!

Rivertech

“Yet another goat at the alter to your fuckin pride” -Emily Axford the GOAT of DnD

Eliot Adams

If I told my friends that the absolute golden quotes from Emily weren’t scripted and were fully made up from the top, they wouldn’t believe me

Witpending

Welcome back Caldwell!

dani

"i'm tired of following people who only see one path" goes HARD DUDE, FUCK YEAH

lily 😦

the scene between callie and jovere is one of my all time faves omg

Logan Adams

Hardest I've laughed, maybe ever

Jack

Lol Callie and the word "fucking"

Zach Jewell

Just in case it matters in the final fight, the stunned condition caused by stunning strike lasts until the end/start of the monk's next turn depending of which PHB you're using

Dillon Rice

Emily, did you expect “Home is Where the Hearth is” to mean hanging out around a fire drinking warm piss in a mug?

Stephen Fike

Grinch is bottling his goo

iamnotjackblack

Anyone else feel like piss drinking is becoming an end of campaign tradition? I'm here for it

sarfs

PSA for anyone else who hated DS to TREAD SO CAREFULLY at the end of the ep.

Abraham Mendoza

I hope we don't get Albin's revenge on the boots until the next campaign with duck team

Pali Endi

Visions of Gruumsh is a great Screamo band name

Will M.

Charbin as a high value male is so good 😂

ak

Yall came is HOT & stayed hot!!!!!

Martian

LMAO get her ass Callie! God I love Emily for moments like these

Ghost

Charging losing had real Gladd rosell (don't know if that's how it's spelt, sorry) energy. From sucking Dicks to drinking piss

Rebecca Mergler

"Never I though I'd be drinking piss with an Elf" - best quote of this episode 🤣

just a little bawn

Emily Axford did indoctrinate me with whimsy tbh✨

King ETL

This might have been the most nat 20s Saul ever got

Matthew Leonard

"Lather your poles" is absolutely amazing

Alethea Hansen

Heyyy, anymore details about the live shows? 😅

CommodoreBlue

“I don’t care if I’m entirely forgotten…” - Callie one episode before writing her name out of the play, giving up her chance to be immortalized in history, and choosing to remain forgotten.

Faith Huisman

Lather your nard-poles. Get it

Hipster

Im so mad at myself because I took like two months off from listening to c3 and now I’ve gone through the last two arcs so quickly 😭

Hipster

Pissitivity influencer. That is all.