‎‧₊˚✧ DASTARDLY DIRTY DECEMBER ✧˚₊‧ (Patreon)

ladies, gents, and nonbinaries. i hope you all are prepared for december because i am coming in SWINGING !!

it's "destroy dick december" and for all of you that abstained during the month of november, i have some juicy drops for you to let out that sweet release to this month!

the goal is to TRY and put out two audios a week. if that doesn't happen, oops, i tried, but i do have a loooot of scripts written by me and a few talented writers ready to feed you all this month and i'm SO EXCITED

i don't have everything set in stone in terms of dates (there is certainly an audio dropping AT LEAST every Friday!), but here's a list of the audios i'm for sure coming out with this month! this is in no particular order by the way!

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1. [F4M] Good Girl Training Your Cumslut Girlfriend - 2 endings - exclusive

2. [F4M] Spending Christmas With Your Sweet Miss (Pt. 3) - 2 endings - early access

3. [F4M] + [F4F] A Hot Cougar Audio - idk the title yet but it's based off this tweet i saw - exclusive

4. [F4F] Getting Back At The Girl He Told You "Not To Worry About" - 2 endings - exclusive

5. [F4M] Throat-Training The School Bully - early access

6. [F4M]/[F4F] Detective Needs Help Recreating The Scene - exclusive

7. [F4M] The Grinch That Stole Your Virginity - exclusive

SFW's

1. [F4M]/[F4F] MILF Next Door Reads You A Bedtime Story When It's Cold Out - exclusive

2. [F4M]/[F4F] Our First Date At The Park (Prequel to "Who I'm Most Thankful For") - early access

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that's all folks! again, thank yall so much for an amazing month and i can't waiiiiit for yall to hear what's coming this month! i especially wnated to give extra audios this month because y'all have been so amazing with the love and support. i never expected to surpass 800 paid members this quickly, so i want to show you all how thankful i am in my work ethic! happy holidays!