Happy Holidays (Patreon)

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! I decided to post this early since it was already done.

As a holiday gift, here's two pieces of lore about each character in Eat the Dungeon:

• The Thief decided to get fat on purpose when she first came to this Kingdom.
• The Thief knows the best revenge is living well.
• The Bard only ever gives gifts that she made herself with the utmost thought and care.  Unfortunately, they are all terrible.
• The Bard swore to her mother that she will never again take a person's life.
• The Warrior stands a full foot taller than anybody she has ever met.
• On the day of her wedding, the Warrior promised herself she would never wear a dress as long as she lived.
• The Spellblade's sword is named Henry
• The Spellblade rates all outfits based on how many ribbons they have. 
• The Witch's favorite word is "actually"
• The Witch thinks she is the best dresser in the group.
• If the Priestess opens her eyes, then her greatest secret will be revealed. In the long, long years of her life, this is the only thing she that truly terrifies her. The thought of it keeps her awake at night. She gazes at the night sky, and knows there's a reason we're all born scared of the dark.
• Everybody else thinks that the Priestess is the best dresser in the group.