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Pilled Olympics (E289) (Patreon)

Published:
2024-08-09 02:38:31
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  • Episode_288-Pilled_Olympics.mp3
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Content

Every four years we gather in this sacred formation of circles to usher in our dark lord.  Golden treasure is offered to the Satan Worshiper who can spin around the fastest on the Pommel Horse.  Cursed podcast hosts break down the latest in Satanic Panic, Transvestigation, and Underwater Hockey Conspiracy Theories surrounding the 2024 Paris Olympics.  How many times will Jake brag about having attended the X-games last year?  Which sport tickles Travis’ fancy the most?  What other melted conspiracy theories are churning in the shallow water during the hundred-meter freestyle?   Join us… or perish.


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Editing by Corey Klotz. Theme by Nick Sena. Additional music by Pontus Berghe. Theme Vocals by THEY/LIVE (https://instagram.com/theyylivve / https://sptfy.com/QrDm). Cover Art by Pedro Correa: (https://pedrocorrea.com)

https://qaapodcast.com


QAA was known as the QAnon Anonymous podcast.



SOURCES:

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/11/09/world/europe/ioc-fake-news.html

https://www.dailydot.com/memes/turkish-olympic-shooter-meme-yusuf-dikec/

https://www.news.com.au/sport/olympics/swimming-at-paris-olympics-rocked-by-annoying-twoword-conspiracy-theory/news-story/18baa889920b44e02301eedd3445618f


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Comments

lowpolyzoe

Underwater hockey is real and I did it in high school because I thought the name was funny

Jawn Feddermang

Julian is a gold medal podcaster in my heart ❤️🥇

ev

liv agar

Fel

Julian not being into metal was not on my bingo card

Prue

We did drag queens 24 years ago in Sydney years ago! Zero outrage.

Russell Halberdt

i was amazed by the discus, the balletic spins and incredible raw power

AppliedJest

Why does Julian’s God impression sound like Elon Musk? Fresh horror

elby

no conspiracy theories about what the table tennis players are whispering to the ball before they serve???? bummer

Brian Sheppard

Jake coming in hot just as I was ready to talk about speedwalking being ridiculous.

Brian Sheppard

Also, Bad Mother Fucking Minton is Bad Mother Fucking Ass

Brian Sheppard

To be fair, Animatrix was the only shit that came close to the og movie. The Last Renaissance (with the Revelations references) was impressive, but the real highlights are Matriculated (by Peter Chung, creator of Aeon Flux) and Detective Story and Kid's Story (by Shinichirō Watanabe who gave us the fucking amazing Cowboy Bebop).

batlock666

The latest funny transvestigation victim is a QAA/Manclan alumnus: Andrew Tate (https://www.dailydot.com/debug/andrew-tate-transgender-conspiracy-theory/)

DrChristmas

Love that painting parodies became taboo suddenly. Seeing an ad with Bart and Homer Simpson or Rick and Morty posed like Creation of Adam and fuming, "They aren't even hiding it anymore."

weykent

jake i love strange days i love you

Jeff Faulkner

I miss Jake’s Mike Lindell impression. Bring it back!

Tom Vaughan

Guys guys guys did you know Julian speaks french

Kyle Palmer

As a metalhead, I can vouch that Gojira kicks ass and is a very apt choice for France. They're getting big but are also still widely liked among more discerning fans.

Lain of the Wired

not to be too catholic partisan here but the paranoia about the opening ceremony is kinda why i think american protestantism is like the closest we get to actual devil worship even moreso than like actual satanism

Nick

I got the Strange Days reference Jake!! I got it!!

Dylan

Please never stop "This is not that" audible laugh from me every time

Grace Egan

NPR did a great podcast series about the history of sex testing under their "Embedded" series, called "Tested". Policing of women's bodies in the context of sport, specifically scrutiny of degrees of "femininity" is a problem with deep misogynist roots and as the QAA team mentioned is intersectional af, affecting women athletes from the Global South primarily, if not exclusively at this moment in time

Alex Anderson

“Did I tell you this? As a friend?”

Michael Vader

Wow, never thought Steven A would make it into QAA. He is such a loser.

Andrew Lenahan

Not sure if this is unpopular but after a few months of hearing the new intro, bring back the old one. The new one has too much of a self-important vibe for me

Andrew Lenahan

I dunno man, if you look at a metal band playing on the facade of a castle while a headless Marie Antoinette sits in the window and think anything other than “this rules actually” that’s a skill issue

bigphoton

In the future I look forward to a new Olympic event; Speed Pilling. It works like speed dating. Contestants have two minutes to pill a room full of random Boomers, Yoga enthusiasts, and washed-up rock stars. The contestant who pills the most people wins.

Brittany Rubinstein

Underwater hockey is real but it’s not in the Olympics. Climbers do get regular medals so I’m not sure what liv was talking about there.

Sarah Wolf

I’d love to see an Olympics where Jake is in charge of deciding what the competitions are, because they’d all be based on movies. Gold medals for busting ghosts and moving in bullet time!

Sarah Wolf
>>146052012

I love it when Julian speaks French! Don’t forget he’s the Beanbag King, and thus meets world leaders.

Bobby Dubs

It's me, Tom Cruise. The actor. Have you already a done a Strange Days movie night? Because you totally should, its pretty damn pilled. Plus it gives us more Jake enthusiasm over cult films he "really wants you to love, but understands why you might not, but c'mon guys it's a banger of a movie, but sure it has a few flaws, but that's why its charming".

J

Jake, that wasn't Ezio from AC. That was the Man in the Iron Mask - an iconic French figure.

KEGGY

I demand more Jake skateboarding information.

Sei B

Pasting my favorite post about the gender controversy by tumblr user jerrycummblr, because it’s been swirling around in my head like a smoothie in a blender for days: “It's really simple. If you're born with a vagina and you naturally have elevated testosterone levels, you're a man. If you have a vagina and you take testosterone, you're a woman. But also if you have a vagina, you'll never be a man. But also if you have higher testosterone then you were never a woman. Woman never yes man a vagina testosterone no was an elevated. Vagina man.”

Trapped in gay gacha hell

It's always funny to see people think Lovecraft racism was towards black people When it was fairly tame And the real racism was towards non wasp white people

Erin O'Hara-Meyers
>>146083032

I thought Liv meant water polo! And I think she meant that bouldering/lead is only one medal when it could be two.

M J

Julian please speak more French I unironically love it

privatehuff

I'm a Strange Days fan from way back and I even didn't get the reference either (sorry Jake ;;) Great Ep Tho 👍

C’mon

I’m so glad you aren’t a sports podcast … satanic panic is so much more fun. Stop the Naked Olympics! Ban all blue people! 🤣. Julian you nailed it, online outrage is an addiction for these people. They apparently love to pay for it

Andrew

Julian thank you for pointing out peacocks shitty UI/UX

Deep Dish

I wanna know what the thing they watched the sports games on that was bleeped out 😭.

Jordan Clementi

Obviously transphobia is very very bad and it would be preferable for it to just not exist but I am not going to lie, I cannot wait for the day when the transvestigators come for JK Rowling herself. If you watch interviews about why she carries such distaste for trans women it (originally) seemed to boil down to "these MEN can't come in here and act like they're women, don't they understand how hard and shitty being a woman is?" Implying, at least on some level that she would rather be a man. She's also written under a male pseudonym. They will eventually come for her.

Orlando
>>146062077

That series is SO great, informative, infuriating, inspiring. I keep recommending it.

lady8jane
>>146128532

Already happened in some very extreme and fringe transvestigator groups.

lady8jane

It made me really really happy to hear that Imane Khelif won the gold medal yesterday. You go, girl!

Interested Third Party

Terfs really did listen to people saying their insane witch hunt was and is going to negatively affect any woman who doesn't conform to a fairly narrow aesthetic conceit of a white, cisgendered woman, and responded with 'ok cool, they aren't women either then'.

creetch

i have the animatrix on dvd right above my desk still rips

Cara

For some reason I started thinking about the movie Munich, then I thought you gotta do a ep about movies about black opps. So far I only got that and Charlie Wilsons War. Im sure there are more.

Ryan
>>146103895

There’s a black person in Reanimator that is described in horrifically racist ways. Also his famous poem “On the Origin of N-words. And he had quite a few jabs at Asian people too.

Mojosammich

Conservatives demand trigger warnings amid blue man Olympics opening ceremony scandal

Ronin Fredricson

I like that he already said "Death" referring to the horseman only to say un-aliveness later. Behold a pale horse. And his name that sat upon him was... Unaliveness....

Josep C.

I'm blue daba dee daba daa 💙

Claire Hofbauer

Just agreeing that the tiles were poorly organized and it was impossible to find replays until like 3 days later which is stupid.

Claire Hofbauer

Omg the transphobia discussion is so upsetting. Any woman who has been punched or held up at gunpoint as a result have trained very hard to have a strong body … and can look mannish and I mean that’s the trade off for a choice to feel like you can protect yourself in a violent world. So now they attack you for looking feminine. They attack you for looking masculine. I think one of these transphobic people should challenge her to a boxing match and she can beat them to a nice squishy pulp (but remain alive bc I don’t believe in violence. Just sports.)