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New DSAO! This one has a surprise cameo from someone's grandma!!!

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Evan Ulrichs

Thank god they greeted the new sharts and introduced themselves I had no idea who the fuck these two were

Josh Jucutan

Syd's gram will be protected in bubble wrap and protected by all the Shartlings. She is too precious.

Jeff Brower

Dear Syd and Olivia, in leiu of asking you for advice on my ✨many problems✨, I would just ask you to have a great day and stay amazing! You are loved!

Shartloh

Thank you so much Syd's Grandma even though you couldn't hear that well over the phone. appreciate it anyway. Happy 101st! And thank you Syd for facilitating that. I thought it was a long shot.

keeperofarcane

My Mamaw is turning 84 on July 4th and we’re going to visit them in southeast ky this weekend.

Alex Butler

Dear Syd and Olivia, Have you considered using Google Forms to set up a way for people to submit questions? It would probably be easier for you to keep track of than having to read through all the Patreon posts. The downside would be that if someone shared the link outside of Patreon there'd be no way to stop non-sharts from submitting questions, though they'd never hear their answer I guess. If you already have that girl that lives under your floor combing through Patreon looking for questions for free then it might not be worth it.

Bexcreted

My parallel parking trick is first line up (pull up to the cars mirror) do one turn to the right (towards car) back in till your ass is in then cut all the way to the left and slide in! I failed my first driving test cause I fucked up a turn, but I fucking nailed the parallel parking

BigBadShartForYou

Dear Syd and Olivia, Hi!! I could have missed it, but is SydzBop set to release a rendition of "Jorking it at the morgue" anytime soon? Thanks! Also I don't know if you're planning to put those songs on Spotify but I would add Minions Espresso to my Playlist in a heartbeat :)

Carbs

You will have to try hard to convince me that Syd's grandmother in this vid was not just a man doing an old woman voice.

Keelie O’Brien

Syd’s lovely grandma 😭😭😭 I’m so glad you’re such a sweetheart loving grandchild because this woman deserves nothing less. Even if she blocks you sometimes (been there)