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The Solar System (Patreon)

Published:
2021-08-20 05:24:29
Imported:
2026-06

Content

I couldn't JUST make Pluto

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jshooa

Jupiter little moons are adorable

Dakota

Pluto is super cute lol I'm so glad you included Pluto

Anonymous

This makes sense because the sun is going to fuck every planet by blowing up one day

Kevin Wright

Heh, Uranus. Also, seconding the love for Jupiter.

RitalinGamer

Adorable and so well done.

UnoriginalBlu

The COMMITMENT. Serious respect.

uunn kama

weird boner moment

Hex Edd

Uranus is showing her anus

Daniel Latch

Nice cock bro 👍

AmericanKaiser

Jupiter and Mercury are my favorites, but these are all amazing!

Waffle Thief

Ohhh. Uranus. I get it. 😂

AquaWolfX 87

And we love ya for that!

Kaleb

Tele here’s the real question, Is Pluto a planet?

Mechis 468

Love how you did uranus (heh) and jupiters hair/halo!!

Fernando

Uranus lmao

KshiChris

Holy crap YES

Dot Bot

Bro she's worldwide

Crisolenos

Oh my God I love them so much!

Tiersen Cauvel

Man, this might be the reason I finally memorize the planets😝

Gabe Kauffman

The sun is gonna get some planussy

Sorran

Mars is my favorite

Marcus Griffin

Venus, Saturn and Pluto ❤

J the Bear

URANUS 😂

LeumasWhite

Big dick energy, literally. Nice.

Quinn Giebel

Hey Sun. Nice cock.

Gemini

Wow, above and beyond.

Invictus Maneo

I see why Markiplier loves space so much now 😳😳

CosmicMaelstrom

This is the best thing I could've seen before going to sleep. Thank you Telepurte, now I will proceed to have the best dream I've had in quite a while.

Michael Hawk

this turned out so good. great work tele

Kall

whoa O.O

ShaozChampion

I have no problems with dis owo

Holden Neal

The hair being the rings is a really cool idea.

Unanimous D

Wait which one is Neptune and which one is .... ... nvm.

Rithik Ram

The whole solar system, noice!

Adavarius

O_O This is glorious!

Kibbles

This is better than I imagined. Also Neptune is my favorite

Spartan277

Hahaha! Take a look at that Rack on Earth! WHAT SAY YOU NOW FLAT EARTHERS!?

The Magic Boy

haha jupiter with the "moons"

LiDavis386

Never thought I'd say this but now draw the sun fucking the planets, starting from the closest one to it

Maarten Daalder
>>66132619

Fun fact, the axial tilt of Uranus is 97 degrees (Earth is at 23 degrees), so one could say that the angle she's currently at matches that.

Xaq

Nice view of Uranus. XP

Riley Nielsen

We took a poll for him to draw a planet... And he delivered the solar system. Absolute king!

Bryant Taylor

Mr. Sun, Sun, Mr. Golden Sun, shoot your load on me!

Hot Cofi

This is epic

lildaniel100

Love the chub ones

Zangspur

These….these are just too good. Nicely done!

Anonymous

Love Saturn! And Uranus showing her anus

Bladey

Pluto best girl

AnothrWintr

Uranus showing her....oh I get it.

DayDreamer

Iove how you made it very clear which one is Neptune and which one is Uranus

Director Scarlett

I know it's not much, but thanks for including different body sizes and shapes. It goes a long way and means a lot ❤

Sternenboy

I got a new wallpaper

Kote

I love each and every one of them., But goddamn, is the Sun a horse? He definitely can dominate anything and anyone in the solar system with that thang

Kote
>>66135599

Imagine if he did every LoL character. That would have taken him so freaking long, I don't even want to imagine.

Aron25746

I knew it… Uranus

Aron25746

Wow, Uranus is beautiful.

PondCat

Pluto with the small biddies

Blaqhawq

Guess the Sun made their own harem

rasfruitin

I guess you could say the sun is packing heat…

shadowscribble

If Earth seems less cheery, keep in mind she is the only one who ended up having a billion kids.

Jplatissimus

Mars kinda muscular, also Saturn? *chefs kiss

Wizzard

I like Saturn's hair, really cool

Michael

The only person who can sexualize the entire solar system and make it some of the best art I've ever seen

T Scheller

More of jupiter please

patreonus

Dam you went full berserk on that one! Nice job!!!!

Oleksandr Budnyk

That’s amazing! What an excellent scale, definitely Sun should be that big.

ThirdWelles

I love Mars and Saturn more than anything I've ever known

Wizerl

Telepurte is an absolute legend. Also Mercury, Wenus, Saturn are my picks ^^

Satis

Uranus and Pluto are my fav's

Alex Sinclair

Venus, Mars, Saturn, and Neptune are my favs

derpinder77

Is it just me or are they posed / made slightly simmilar to their astronomical symbol? If its intentional thats a really cool detail.

Bungee

uranus spreading her anus I see

shinacro67

BRO Saturn is 🔥

LH

everyone here just talking about Uranus meanwhile i'm just appreciating Jupiter with her Galilean *cat*ellites

Alec the Frog

Mercury definitely best girl there

SYH
>>66142754

Seven billion (& counting) who refuse to get up off the couch and HELP CLEAN UP AROUND THE HOUSE.

Dillon Lynch

Mars fuckin FIT tho

ZekeStaright

Jupiter & her lil moons 💗

Ulbert

Wait. If we got Pluto… Where is Eris, Ceres, Haumea and Makemake?

Pablo Ortiz

dude i love mars

James Leibee

Glad to see earth isn't flat.

TheFuckingAhhhhh

Glad to see that pluto isnt a loli.

Yuval Green

Only Telepurte can make you want to fuck the solar system

Pando

Uranus best girl

Soul of darkness

Tune in next time when tele makes the sun dick down uranus 😂

Robert Pavelchek

...how much to add all the other dwarf planets? Ceres, etc?

Flip Flap

Just FYI, there are a significant number of planetary scientists who disregard the International Astronomical Union's 2006 classification of Pluto as a "dwarf planet" for a number of reasons. If you actually read up on the discourse, their argument is pretty compelling. I'm no expert, but I'm inclined to agree with them.

mburg
>>69991780

My argument is we don’t say little people are not people, they are just people.

mburg

I love that you uploaded the individual art in order from the Sun (lucky harem protagonist) to Pluto (as it should be). I love this so much!

Kitty Maid

the sun is..........quite big!

Cieboa Plays

are you trying to tell us the Earth is Flat?

M. Hatfield

Man, if only Pluto were trans I'd be happy :3

Barbaryn

This implies that solar flares are the sun nutting

Barbaryn
>>74967602

Pluto could use he/him or they/them pronouns we don’t know

Anthony W
>>66266897

I was about to say, would be cool to see more of the Kuiper Belt entities….entitties

Ostromysl

[17h] is my favorite < 3

Unknown fan

Can we see the sun fuck the planets

Donivan
>>66138982

They didn't do that for inclusion. They did that cause Jupiter is a fat planet meaning bbw for porn.

Donivan
>>66138982

And Pluto is smol planet so Pluto get to be petite

Joe mama

The sun,the best jojos stand

PianoMan

Mercury best girl

Yeet

Saturn definitely my favorite

Nozerz

I know this was a while ago, but no one was talkin about Jupiter tho? 😳👌

Onyx

Saturn was always ma favorite planet as a kid