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My dirty minded peeps send me some innuendoes for an awkward cranial nerve exam (Patreon)

Published:
2024-09-14 16:20:12
Imported:
2026-06

Content

I need some inspo, nothing to obvious it's YT I need subtle but funny if possible

Comments

Paul

Your skin is so nice, you must get facials often

Chris Putt 1981

Let me rub some of my cream on that. You're eyes look puffy, are you allergic to pussys?

Fobbles

Uhhh… let me look at your head? What else… how sensitive is your head. I love giving dome? No that doesn’t work 😂

Fobbles

Tip of your tongue, could be something. Do cranial exams work with the mouth? I think so. What that mouth do?

William Nance

Something about you're so stiff, I need to loosen you up.

William Nance

Also, I'll make your head explode

Matt Potts

(after making us look down) My eyes are up here… heh… Let’s see how sensitive I can make you- er- how sensitive you are (after taking out the different bottles of test smells) I wish I could bottle up your smell…

asmrfanatic

“I need you to come… closer so I can give your head a more proper examination.”

asmrfanatic

“Let me check your ear holes for a moment… you can check my holes… ear holes… if you like…”

asmrfanatic

“You’ve got such hot lips… your lips look very hot… you make my lips hot… do you have a fever? Your lips seem very warm.”

Fobbles

Part of me wants something from left field 😂 Like all the flirty awkward innuendoes and once in the video you just go “have you cracked the Nazi code yet?” Or some wild lore from nowhere 😂

Brian

If you have the patient open their mouth, you could say something like, “oh I wonder where that tongue has been?” Also when you start the exam you could ask for their heart and weight but then ask for “girth” and then act shocked that you said it aloud.

Visvisus

I was at work so I'm late, but I'll give it a try. I as I understand it you might not want to be too raunchy, so ymmv. -(Tell us, don't ask.) "Open your mouth... good boy" *satisfaction, realization and moves on* -"are you thirsty? I'm thirsty..." -"unfortunately all we have is thick water, for our older patients, so they dont choke. Have you had it before? It's a bit strange at first but when you get used to it it feels really nice to swallow. It's even better warm" *lingers then moves on* (as a side note preparing/mixing some thick water powder into a solution might make for some interesting sounds especially if you play with the ratios for thicker water.) -*walks behind us to gather materials, maybe some soft wooden scraping for drawers or tongue depressors before returning* "open your mouth for me...you must like following orders..." *a generous look down* -*holding a tongue depressor* "I'm just going to put it on your tongue...thats what she said...wait..."(maybe take a moment to be fascinated with the texture of our tongue being...interesting, or the size of our teeth. There's plenty of "what big/thick/hard teeth you have moments") -"is that a bit of a scratch on your lip? I don't have any balm right now...maybe I could kiss it better? No..." -(low angle looking up in a suggestive angle) "I like when you look in my eyes..." *makes excuses about how usually patients look all over the place but making eye contact is very helpful for...reasons* -*potentially adding eye drops to dilate our eyes* "do you know what part of your body grows bigger when you're excited? That's (right or wrong is up to you, but wrong gives you a chance to be flustered) your pupils!" -*as you examine our ears* "wow your ears are cold... they remind me of a patient I read about with cold ears...I could help you with that..." (ref. That joke about having a condition where your ears are cold so the only solution is for a pretty lady to sit on your face and warm them with her thighs) -"ok, I'm going to stick it in now" *your fingers in our ears that is) -(another big/thick/firm joke here when talking about our outer ears) -"I just love this part, it feels so good in my hands, so slick, so smooth, so big (talking about our ears) -"do you like how my hands slide over it? Oh, its getting warmer..." (still talking about our ears) -"do you like it when I use my left hand on you (switching which ear you're rubbing) or right hand?" -"wow you made a mess of my hands...or I made a mess of my hands...nevermind" (referring to the lotion/topical cream for soothing irritated skin/hydrating dry skin/lubricating ears for examination tools) I can't think of any others that would relate to the medical setting at the moment, sorry if they aren't too funny.

Eric

Here's the best i can come up with "Oh...um...not what I thought when you asked me to look at your head..."

Fobbles

Seeing a lot of innuendos for males don’t forget to put some for girls too! Would that work? Fuck it, it might work