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There is no time to hunt this year, as the fearsome Butcher approaches the lantern light of Nadpod.  Join the Nadite people as they face their first Nemesis battle.

5 Survivors will face the Butcher in order to protect all that they’ve built. And look at it! Look at how big our settlement has gotten! So many fancy new buildings and innovations. Nad Pod is getting too big to fail. Or so we hope.


Also, as always, this map is being illustrated by the ever talented, Sage.

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THE NEMESIS

A Nemesis is a special, pre-scripted fight that progresses the overall story of Kingdom Death monster. This being the fifth year, means we fight our first nemesis - the Butcher.

 Look at this nasty dude. He uses faces as lamp shades.

Matt here, just saying this is one of my early miniatures. Freddie dunks on it in the video, and he is right. You can’t really tell those are faces on the lamps, can you? First off, I dont have clear lines between the skin and the glass, and the contrast is too weak. The skin really needs to get darker in the shadows and, the OSL effect isn't nearly bright enough to sell that they are lamps and... look, if we survive long enough to refight this guy, I will touch up the paint job. Okay?

THE FIGHT 

This is the layout of the battle. As you can see, the 5 survivors are placed on one edge, with the Butcher standing menacingly in the middle. To the bottom right, you find our savior, the Nightmare Tree.


Our dear Dr. Ges, doing their best to fend off the swinging cleavers of the butcher.

Woke Campus somehow evading the Butcher by laying down behind a tree. 

 

Finally nasty card we all are grossed out by. Pretty cool art if you ask me.

 

Next Episode, a radically changed Nad Pod settlement will fight another GORM!

 

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Ojakuna

Omg yay!!!!

Emery

Hell yea, I love this series

Dan Lott

THE ORB!

Smo

THE DOUBLE WEEK UPLOAD???? Yes please

jen Rogue

Fuck yes!!!! Creepy imaginary

Aidan Mckenney

I’ve been not so patiently waiting and here it is thank you so much love this content I need my Bufo fix

BrianLeFev

Get in! I shall look forward to my morning coffee with this tomorrow

Garrett Dunning

AHHHHHH I AM SO EXCITED! This series was what made me finally join the Patreon (not that the other stuff isn’t great lol)

smol lapdog

IM SO EXCITED 🎉🎉🎉🤘🤘🤘🤘

Tomas Werner

We are on the same boat. Everything else tempted me, this series MADE me join

Morgan Deakin

Fuck yes!!! I was just wondering when we’d get more 😭 So excited!!!

GhostBrod

I’m on set rn but I will 100% BE LISTENING TO THIS LATER FUCK YEAHHHHH

Ranger Bradley

Yes!!!!!!! So thoroughly excited!!!!!!!

GhostBrod

I crave Boofo

A Schroeder

OMG!! Best birthday gift ever!!!!

Logan Gibson

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

wall03

Dr ges is non binary. please fix this in the desc

RocknRolla

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS! I have been waiting for so long!

Creekie05

Is orb just Milton in a different world?

Tony Swagman

FINALLY. IVE BEEN WAITING FOREVER

Mo

KDM LETS GOOOOO

Creekie05

Also doctor gess is good enough, strong enough, and gosh darn it people like them

Jacobi Skenobi

YYEEESSS!! This series is amazing, love the podcast in all,gained the courage to purchase KDM and I’m addicted, can’t wait to get expansions. Love you guys so much!

Yousef

I don’t think I’ve heard anyone under the age of 35 say skibidi or gyat lmao

Renata Sancken

I work as a teen services librarian and the tween boys here are Skibidi-ing the live long day

Mac Q

I was just relistening to the other episodes of KDM and got confused with how rolling to hit works - they roll to hit the monster, then roll to hit again? Maybe I was only half listening…

Hunter Lewis

Holy shit I've been listening to the other episodes all day because work sucks. This makes the day so much better

Alan Hafliger

Will losing his mind and becoming the bad guy of the episode killed me 😂😂

J.S.

Being defeated by The Butcher really sucks, no extra population dies, but the settlement loses all of their resources. Really sets you back a ton.

Jack Sweeney

YESSSS IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THISSS

Richard Sanchez

YESSSSSS!!!!! I feel like I've been waiting forever!

Wholesomethot

The way I shrieked when I saw this. Appreciate the effort you’ve put into making this series

Jake Madewell

YES THANK YOU FOR THISSSS

ZebrAlpha

A NEW KDM EPISODE??? HELL YEAH!

Halophyte

Woke Campus and the Orb is my favorite Florence and the Machine cover band

Pablo Suria

I love this series

Sin

Pretty sure the lifetime reroll is per character lmfao great episode tho

Sean Willard

Audible gasp when I saw this in my inbox!

Amatiramisu

The fucking flavor shouting match might've been the funniest thing I've heard all week

Barf Drinker

Awww Matt doesn’t have the newer model of the butcher. That one is so much better than the old chicken legged version.

Kayla S. Pingree

YAAASSSS. (I adore the opening of this one, as well! Ignore the rules lawyers, you guys are awesome!)

Matthew Arnold

The Vignette of Death? Yeah, Matt has that lovely model. Just haven't painted it yet.

Barf Drinker

Hope we get a season 2 of this so we can see it in action. Keep up the great work everyone :)

McKenzie

🗣️🔥🔥The era of the orb is over

J.K.Migraine

Alright, I know everybody was yelling so Beth's "check plz" didn't get the laughs Will got when he did it, but the way I bent over wheezing when she said it 🤣

Ken

MORE

Leo Hall

Yes!!!

Eileen Giraffe

Matt, I am about to give my guinea pig Gregory, in my profile pic, his medicine, so I will be cuddling my most tolerant of fuzzy animals! This is perfect!

Trevor Thomas

Jiminy Christmas is the sole survivor of the buufo bloodline. And he's "immortal" so the buufo bloodline should have 5 more years until the next murder.

Trevor Thomas

But guess what? Christmas comes every year. So we can get up to 5 more buufos.

Atemisk

I joined the patreon just for these episodes. So hyped its still going!

Lyn

I ltrly am obsessed with kdm SUCH a good series..... keep it up !!!!

Arie

I'm so glad orb is dead I hated that guy

Kayla North

Not dr Gess dying!!!

Z Z

“What is muntting” “you don’t wanna know” was the start of the conversation when my friend told me what it was

Haley

"oh FUCK YEAH" when I saw the notifications on my lock screen

Jay M

dr. jess done dirty, damn i could feel will’s rage through the pod XD im on his side on this one i would’ve raged too 😅

Caz Flip Smith

I love that Will's characters all have jobs for no real reason lol

Namedafterabook

Was waiting for a roy orbson character reference

combatwombat

The next descendant should be Wet Compost

Pacey

"Everywhere in life is a goon room if you only fuck once a year"

Henry Holden

Will ya got done dirty bud xD Woke Campus, long may he reign!

Kuko Creations

I still laugh every time I hear "Paul Atreideeeznuts"!

Benjamin P Parson Gomberg

Yeah, I’d be kind of annoyed because Matt seems to remind everyone of the rules and what they can do except will. And the only reason they were even out there was because Will thought they could use the sword and Matt didn’t check it until they were already engaged in battle. Ah well.

BmovieBimbo

I so appreciate this dropping today, provided some needed laughs 🩷

Andrew

I’ve never felt more “shut up and take my money” energy before. I love this so much.

Thomas Jones

Hey Matt, do you think in the next episode you could add a family tree? I think it would be cool to see how the legend of nad pod grows. This series, sort of reminds me of the founding of rome, we saw the reign of boofo, now we might be in the era of woke campus. the fans could even start sport betting on player characters too to make freddie happy lol.

Mark Maloch

Y'all are honestly some of the funniest people I have ever listened to. This series is phenomenal!

Sebastian Frantzen

Glad to see they are taking a moment from their side show, to focus on the stuff we are here for! 👏

leon✨️

I knew Dr. Gess was going to die but it still kinda hurt

Levi Mock

Justice for Dr. Gess.

Ross

This is easily my favourite bonus content. Love the episodes thanks yall! keep up the amazing work <3

Louis Guy

Hell yeah I’ve been waiting so hard for this

Phsillyre

This might be my favorite series of yours, after the first season. It's so fun to listen to and I need this game now

Ace Hutson

Will you were doomed u couldn’t use the survival!!

Charlie

Salty Willl is my new favorite genre

Caleb Jud

So excited to see and listen to another episode of my favorite bonus game!

Daniel Monahan

Please make this more than once a month. Please.

christopher austin

I remain loyal to the buufo lineage. They shall return to power one day.

WesKane

So good, been loving this in combo with the call of Cthulhu

Ari Cohen

I love how this is just animal farm

sybillium4

A lot more than one mistake has been made lol, it's been a rulings nightmare but it's just for fun so

Brent Limyansky

Do you know what the "endgame item" was they were talking about in the beginning? Even with them calling attention to the error, I don't know enough about the game to figure out what it is...

Nicholas Myers

Literally ITS ENTERTAINMENT it's great, rules are ALWAYS guidelines to Fun

King Anvl

Guys… I dont think Matt is human

sybillium4

Listened twice, i think they caught it actually. Generally speaking there were so many rule errors and misplays, they'd really benefit from a do over it might be the worst yet regarding gameplay

Sydnie Schreiber

As an equestrian, Freddie, they do indeed have a sport, in the Olympics, which is gymnastics on horse back 😁 it's called Vaulting. Also, horses have their own Olympics run by FEI

Sour Soap

YAYYY NEW KINGDOM DAD MONSTER

Sheila-la-la-la

By the end of this campaign, everyone will be playing characters whose names sound vaguely like "Will Campos". 😂

NoBodiesHerePromise

* Spoiler * Wow Will cannot keep his characters alive

Josiah Muskrat

BOOOOOOOOFFFOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOO

Alec Horn

Name recommendation: bastard of Boofo, one of his illegitimate children

Erin Gill

does munting mean getting drink/throwing up from drinking too much? i saw another definition, and i dont think it was that, lmao (tw: corpse things... don't look it up!)

Seth Miller

Billiam Compost

Rargona

He keeps trying to make character driven decisions and the game always punishes him for it. I hope he never gives up, it’ll pay off will I’m sure!

Robbie Lowry

So happy this is back!!

Kelly Hardik

Just throwing it out there that munting is unfortunately a thing and I don't like to assume but I'm gonna guess you dont want to use that word 😂 please for the love of all you hold sacred do not Google it

Mac Q

Is it a roll to hit the monster, and then a roll to wound it?

Adrian

Is the song at the end available somewhere?

Gurpgork Baksheesh

Have these guys actually equipped any skulls yet? This is like the third one

Eric Willey

I did not think this game was player vs. player but here we are I guess.

Donovan Perea

So help me god if Freddy doesn’t name a character “Buffo: Episode Six - Return of the Buffo” next episode….

Yoka

I’m sorry but can someone please explain this to me? Because I was sure son of boofo was the daughter of boofo called boofo depepo and they changed their name to boofo prime became male and died. So boofo has no other children

Keith Rodriguez

Matt could break every rule and I’d be like THATS THE FUCKING WAY ITS PLAYED NOW

Santiogo Strumph

Just figured out i could comment I LOVE THIS SERIES AND SEASON THREE IS AMAZING much love

Matthew Gallagher

I think Sam Reich was here the whole time because this is a GAME CHANGER

Brandon

#Justice4DrGes

Sharon

The music in this so so good!!

withinmyself

Calvin Ball!! Yes!!

withinmyself

Boofo the Vampire Slayer

Emily Leith

I also think about Sampson's hair too much. It is an interesting story. 🤔

Yoka

Well yeah they are telling a story! They follow rules in the game and such. It was a slip up obviously but yeah sonuv boofo was one of the starting survivors the starting 4 founders met. No related to anyone even if now boofo calls this person “son” and sonuv boofo refers to the sybling as sister

Darryl Holiday II

I listened to that Intro twice through before moving on. Idk I enjoyed it a lot I guess.

Zachary

Im so glad they are doing this series, love it!

Zoe Wrath

GORM GORM GORM GORM

Chris

Personally, I love how salty he is getting about it lol.

DankLord420

This shit is so good "....hey."

foolishfrogs

the teet sucking took me OUT

Creekie05

So, do you have to move to the second level of the monsters if you have fought that monster before?

McCall

I actually really loved The Orb. RIP

BörkBörk

Orb! Noooooooo!!!

Teehea

So deeply feeling Will’s pain this entire series

gilmobb

Matt and Freddy destroying me with the one two punch of their gags. This is such an incredible series - the improv is incredible!! Matt your minis and descriptions rock!!!

AutumnBeFallin

The Chuck E Cheese joke Beth made was gold

Scloop

Couldn't spot the weapon error, what was it??

Bradward Jones

Dude Matt totally reminds Freddy about HIS survival. Then Freddy comes at Will saying he shouldn’t have to be told! 😂 Will was robbed this ep.

Adam Petra

I'm really enjoying this series so far. Way, wayyy too much whining from Will, fun episode otherwise.

sybillium4

No, you choose the level of a monster when deciding the next hunt. There's only 3 levels, and technically a 4th legendary level, but these guys are very, very far away from fighting a level 2

Running Ryden

I believe that is how it works. Roll to hit, roll again to wound. Anthony says in episode 1 that this is probably the most confusing part of the game (which is saying something given the complexity).

Jasper Hulme

Will was robbed!! Can't say how excited I am to see how he'll be robbed next episode 😀

Levi Mock

If another child is born, can Freddie canonically make the newborn Bufo "Hero of the Hunt" reincarnated and just chalk it up to orb magic shenanigans? Could be a way to keep the Bufo line going.

Casey Norman

The two genders. Ball gazers and sword wielders

Taylor

I am supremely entertained by this series! Give us MOAR!

cheese biscuit

every time freddie says munting i lose 10 years off my life

Lea

I think they either edited it out or it was the midnight sword thing that wasn't supposed to be used

Lea

Im surprised they haven't done something like Cill Wampos yet 😂

John P

I am curious if they went first (due to defending home) instead of the Butcher if it would have changed much. They could have avoided the mood. I actually love all of the rules errors. I think that is a hilarious and fun part of the KDM experience. It is great hearing everything playout and I always have a smile on my face while listening to the podcast.

Pedro Machado Figueira

Isn't life funny? Haven't I spent two weeks in California this year because of work I would've never understand the whole sweet james thing (I'm not from the US). I feel blessed that it all led to this moment

Harvie Taylor

Once again fantastic content, this Patreon is amazing!

withinmyself

Relistening while collecting flowers in Ghost of Tsushima so I can dye my Samurai clan armor. You just never know what the day might bring.

Jiggly Cyanide

Mistakes are A-ok, cause the passion is clear!

Unkie_Fresh

I would love to draw all of these creatures, they are flipping amazing

Matt

Very first rules error 😂😂😂. They constantly screw up the rules of this game

Arkole Blake

Sonof Boofo was one of the first 10 unnamed survivors they found after the first hunt. Freddie named them before the first ‘bed dance’. Boofo de bepo was the first child born in the settlement after mamma daddy and Boofo, hero of the hunt consumed the love juice. Holy crap I’ve listened to this series too much. Lol.

Arkole Blake

Spoopy pupper NEEDS to have scrappy doo voice. Freddie make this happen please?

Danny Baker

Anyone else having trouble playing it? I can only listen to the Live Listen version

Maxine Hayes

I feel like this game is severely affecting Will’s mental health😂

Mitochondria

Orb is my favorite character I sure hope nothing happens to him

Kay M. C.

I hate how strongly my mind was blown by the drama of “it’s wet for the first time.”

Rebecca Brent

I still can’t believe how much enjoyment I get out of listening to a podcast of a board game 😅

Philip Enders Arden

Can we get a talking orb once every six episodes or something?

ea-nasir's seventh favorite wife

i got great news for freddie, pommel horse + actual horse is a sport, idk if its olympic level but it is a sport

London Mickens

I don't know why it took me so long to listen to this series. It’s one of my favorites now.

Tinyhumanbrain76

PLZ MORE KINGDOM DAD MONSTER!!!! WE WANT MORE PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ!!! Its amazing!! We must have moreeeee

Arkrigths

Yeah please more

Tatty Gash

Been thinking about signing up to the patreon for a while, finally joined for this show, absolutely love idea of the game and the mechanics, but the story and comedy is peek daddy nonsense! Keep it up!

Walter Meyer

Fun fact. Master Smeef is indeed Bufo, Hero of the Hunt's grandson. It's in ep.3 I think but Bufo-debeppo and Gorm Defeater have a kid and Dr. Ges and someone have a kid. It's the only double feature so far of fertility but it leaves some hope for the BUFO line

Preston Maples

Please more it’s so damn good!

Zac Watson

I really hope this series becomes a priority for a few months I’ve listened to the whole thing like 4 times now

Josh Perry

When are we getting more??????

Alex Russell

Yes please more of this :)

Tim TaterT0ts

I have now accidently said "Theyre trying to hack? Someone get under the table!", out loud at my IT job because of this

Robert Kitchen

I finished season 2 and decided to get on Patreon. And I'm so glad I did. These kdm ones are worth it alone. The story is great. I'm looking to get the game myself now lol. Can't wait for the next episode and hope this gets a long run.

Louis Frohock

I binged all these today and wow I’ve loved it makes me want to get it

Worlds Nerdiest Strongman

Is the boofo lineage just a twisted version of the Joestar family ? (Jo Jo’s bizarre adventure)

TipToembleWeed

Idk how to swing this, but yall are creatives: my attention really leaves with the combat in this game, but settlement stage is really fun. I like that it starts from ground zero figuring out things like language and if it’s one to eat people and that the unknown world is scary and dangerous. And as an audio viewer, it’s more interesting cuz yall have more time to improv without life-threatening stakes

TipToembleWeed

Ganna reply to my own thing here and say I’ve had some wine and lost track of what I was talking about halfway through

Joe

Anyone know when we are getting more of this? I need it 🤣

Logan Child

Completely understand over here, libations and dungeons and daddies is HOW I ROLL!!!

Can & Robin

I believe every character has a lifetime reroll, not one reroll for the entire game. But i love the stakes and i think this series is great

Don Jon

Come on guys, i am hurting for more of this content. I lay awake at nights pleading into the abyss for a new episode. The wait feels eternal. The pain, oh the pain, please i beg you satiate my impending madness.

Quantum OFZENTRIX

Id find it so annoying to play this game, why is it that you can hit a thing and not damage it

Devan Kranz

JUSTICE FOR DR GESS!!

Quinn

hated when everyone talked this episode

Yoka

I can’t share photos here but I made a family tree I posted to the discord chat. Joker baby was changed to moana but there was an unnamed character so I guess it could be that one. Jeremy Christmas , dark Brandon sweet James and babe mawdeep all come from boofo hero of the hunt line

Charleen Lamphere

Combining pommel horse with actual horseback riding is a sport called vaulting (not pole vaulting lol) I used to do it. It's a lot of fun! Everything from handstands to the splits on a running horse. 😄

Jared

Why’s everyone so mean to will??

Ian Lies

Is the file called "1" for anyone else? what did i won?

Caleb Jud

Poor Will :( I feel bad but he also asked about various other ways to not die but didn't ask about survival :(

Roy Kruse

Poor Will

Juan sandoval

The same way you hit a stone column with a rubber mallet. You can hit it, doesn't mean it damaged it.

Generalnuke

Need shields and full armor sets for the boss fights.

Ian Francis

Nah, Will is justified in popping off lmao

sybillium4

They're all boss fights. It's a boss fighter game. They cheat and fudge the rules so much though it wouldn't matter

Will Chang

I ducking DIED laughing when Will and Freddie get into it about survival. Love this energy

Michael H

Poor will lol

Nolan

This got so succession pilled