He keeps gaining weight! (Patreon)

I went outside my usual shopping list and bought the big guy some edible cookie dough. Thought he’d enjoy it well enough. Well he slurped that sucker down until he was moaning of a belly ache. 2,000 calories!!! He instantly got hooked and demanded more cookie dough. So I’ve added it to my daily grocery shopping. Every day he’d swallow up a whole sleeve. It used to take him about an hour to finish it off. It’s dense! But then he was finishing it all within about 15 minutes. His belly has noticeably grown these past few weeks. He looks bigger and more bloated. And the other day he ordered me to get him 2 cookie doughs! And now he’s eating 2 a day… I asked him if he was surprised at his sudden growth spurt and he replied, “Don’t make me crave 3 cookie doughs now.” He just played the ultimate power move by growing at a scary fast rate to remind me how small I am. To remind me that I’m his bitch. I do what he says. And that’s the way things are around here…