Big man. Big numbers. But not big enough!!! (Patreon)

Under 300 on an empty stomach??? Our boy has been slacking!!! Guess I need to get him over 300 ASAP. I told him straight up, “Dude, you’re not big enough. You need to grow. Or they will RIOT. Your belly needs to get BIGGER NOW!” He took that as the biggest challenge of his life. 💪