BIG FAT FUCK STRIKES AGAIN (Patreon)

I asked him, “Bro, you aren’t bothered at all at how big you’re growing??”

He finished his plate, belched, and said in his booming voice, “I don’t give a fuck. I love to eat. So I’m gonna eat. Which means I’m gonna keep getting bigger. My belly is gonna grow. It’s probably gonna be twice as big as it is now someday. Doesn’t matter. What matters is that you make sure I always have enough food so I can constantly keep eating. So get used to me growing little guy, cuz there’s nothing you can do to stop me.”