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Him during this storm, filling up on pasta and chugging bolognese sauce by the jar. 4 boxes and 4 jars gone…and counting…at one point he turned my way, his bloated belly distended 2 feet toward me, a threatening display of power. He burped and continued on, chugging more sauce and inhaling pasta by the box. He’s just getting started. As his belly gets bigger, he rests it on the stovetop.

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Jay

That’s so hot! 🄵 how have you not parished from the lack of blood to your brain ? Haha. šŸ˜‚

Nix

How much will he gain during the storm

Firefox89

Damnnn better watch out bro, he might gobble up up next to stay warm! Tho it sounds like youll both enjoy that šŸ˜‰

Jay

Gotta keep him happy and growing. 400 pounds this year??

Jordan Smith

Can we possibly see him waddling around in the near future? I’d love to see him in motion. I bet it’s quite the sight to behold. šŸ˜šŸ¤¤

Zeke Jordan

We definitely need a finance app like a cashapp or PayPal for customs/ pooling in for dinners šŸ˜ we want him to eat our money away

MyGrowingRoommate

You are too kindā˜ŗļø We have our newest and highest tier for anyone who would like to pay extra but we’re just happy you’re here supporting usšŸ™

Sailor Moon

Damn. What a big massive hunk of a man. This would've made a hot video. šŸ˜

just4entertainedbabes_

Imagine this, him sitting alone at a restaurant table, surrounded by plates of food. There are bowls of pasta, trays of lasagna, and appetizers stacked like he ordered half the menu. He takes his time admiring everything before digging in, enjoying each bite like it’s his favorite meal. But then he disappears. A moment later, he’s found in the kitchen, quietly sneaking bites of pasta and lasagna that the waiters were about to bring out. When someone finally notices, he’s caught with tomato sauce all over his mouth. His small white shirt looks like it’s struggling to keep up with how much he’s eaten, and he stands there frozen, completely guilty and completely adorable. It’s chaotic, unexpected, and honestly, exactly the kind of scene you’d laugh about later.