Almost 1000 calories consumed in just over a minute! (Patreon)

To ring in the new year, I treated my roommate to tons of pasta and ice cream last night. As the hours passed by, he ate and ate...devoured more and more... grew bigger and fuller. When he finally ran out of food to conquer, he lay back on the couch, belching and belly rubbing, letting the neighbors through the walls know who was king. But I wasn't done with him yet. So once midnight came, I challenged him to put on his biggest pair of dress pants, fill up, and flex for you guys. These pants were loose on him earlier in the summer. Now they don't button up with a full belly. And frankly, I don't think they'll ever button up again...

Because he downed nearly 1000 calories of protein shakes in just about a minute and twenty seconds! HOLY FUCK. My tiny body is nothing compared to his monumental girth! Plus I remember him buying that white shirt too a few months ago when it was loose-fitting. Now look at him! He's getting so big so fast, I need to make sure I don't ever forget to stock up the fridge...just in case he reaches for me, thinking I'm an oreo...

Long eat the king!