5 Protein Shake Chug (Patreon)

The big boy was literally a pro doing this. The way he walked right up to the camera, and rubbed his belly right in front of my face...he knows what we all want and he intends to give it to us...provided we continue to give the beast what he wants. Food. Calories. Carbs. Desserts. And endless amounts for him to take and fill up on, making him grow bigger and bigger. And this wasn't even him at full capacity! He had chugged the first 3 of an 8-pack before I even finished setting up to record. Why would he do that? Simple: because he has an insatiable desire to dominate. To devour. To gorge. To grow. To be king. I had to put the rest of the shakes on the counter behind me just to stop him from mindlessly grabbing another. Although I hardly think my scrawny body would have been much of a barrier between his appetite and all those calories!