Virtual class time... (Patreon)

On one of my days off, I get to stay home and chill while my roomie takes a couple online classes. This morning he was looking like a FINE FAT DADDY. Ugh he usually will chill in his boxers, which I don’t mind at all. I guess most zoom people do that anyway🤣 but Goddamn, this is one of his oversized shirts. He got it in January cuz he had outgrown so many clothes at that point. But now he’s grown again and the shirt is no longer holding his belly in! He is a Greek god at this point... the fact that his legs keep getting longer, his thighs and but keep getting thicker, his shoulders keep getting wider, his arms keep getting larger, his appetite keeps getting more ravenous.... and that belly... that belly keeps getting bigger and bigger and BIGGER. I wonder what would happen if I told him to stop eating all my food on top of his own. He’d probably laugh that bro laugh, pat me on the head, then devour all my food in one gulp followed by a belch and a fart that said, “I’m in charge, little bud.”