Dear Mr FAT MONSTER (Patreon)

Why are you so fucking maniacal?? Why do you smirk at me as you watch me hawk at your large form? Why do you love how I keep getting smaller and smaller while you continue to balloon up to monumental proportions?! Why do you torcher me with your beauty, enhancing by the day with each pound of glorious fat?? Why do your burps get more menacing as you have grown taller and fatter??? What has happened to you!? You…you’re….too perfect!🤧