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I told him, “Hey man, I think you ate too much.”

He did a chilling evil chuckle as he smirked at me and said, “Ah nah bud, my stomach just ran out of room. I’m still fuckin hungry.”

I then started wondering if those stomach digesting gurgles I heard were actually growls of hunger coming from the beast within my ex jock roommate…🫣