WTF??? I came back and found that he’d stuffed $300 of takeout into his gut!!! (Patreon)

Holy shittt guys! After coming back from a night out with friends tonight, I saw that the kitchen had bags and bags of Uber eats! All torn into. I spotted a McDonald’s bag, a jfk bag, and a subway bag, plus a couple others. I immediately thought, “oh no…”

Then I hear him in his room, “that you bro…RRRRRP!”

His heavy footsteps were heard before the door opened and he emerged. His belly was packed and MAXED OUT. It practically hung in front of him like a big fat dumbbell! He was slightly swaying from the weight of the MASSIVE food baby he was carrying. I asked him what all this mess was he responded with a bit of a slur, “sorry just got really hungry…”

Obviously, I thought. I wipped out my camera to show you guys. And for those wondering, I do it pretty often and he’s kinda used to it at this point. He knows it’s all for you guys…he also knows you’re the ones funding his appetite which I’m sure is a big incentive for him!

Then he said after another burp, “Hey would you mind throwing all this trash out, ughhh I can’t bend over right now. Thanks bud. He then fee-fi-fo-fumed back to his room.

I’ll post more pics tomorrow for the top tiers! It seems like he’s ready to come out of winter hibernation and start rounding out that SUMMER BODY!😋🥵🔥