Hmm…ya think he could wear this out this weekend? (Patreon)

He’s going to a party while I go see family this weekend. He told me last week he was gonna wear this shirt but I told him it probably wouldn’t fit anymore. He didn’t listen and probably even added a few pounds in that gut before trying it on without success. He even had the gaul to ask me if I shrunk it in the dryer?! I said NO MAN! You just keep getting bigger!! It’s like sometimes he seems to think he’s still a jock! Well I guess he’ll have to find a new shirt!😅