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Men who grow bigger bellies are really just establishing their dominance.

If a cat fluffs up to look bigger, then some men plump up their waistline. Maybe it happens subconsciously. But deep down a real man relishes in the physical power he feels when he packs on some extra pounds. And a few more after that.

Watch out everyone, cuz the beer bellies are just gonna get bigger!