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WEAPONS Reaction (Patreon)

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Vicious clown ravages town! Hide the babies!

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Rafael Gallardo

Saw the notif (in cali) and went “DAMN” guess I gotta stay up. Anything for Alanda 🫡💕

Pierre Brown

I AM ON TIME! Cannot wait to see how this wild ass story got you!!

NySwagtaz

Ready for this one at work with my snack 🍿

James Roman

Glayds caused a whole mess while wearing smeared lipstick and chopped bang. I kinda have to stan But those 3 strands of hair underneath the wig had me fucked up on a cosmic level

☆Cam☆

I got work in thirty minutes... it can wait

Zach Boardman

I should have been in bed 3 hours ago but I insisted I MUST stay up for this reaction 😂😄❤️

Dominik

YES!!! I am sat! I hope you loved it!

AP

This is gonna be fun. Got my Cappuccino and my Dougie lol

Joel Amatore

I imagine this aghast concerned expression in the thumbnail will show up several times with this reaction 😂 you were quick with the upload! Can’t wait to watch!! 🍿🍹

Carmito

YESSSSS

Lailah Johnson

It is 5am EST and no I did not wake up early. I'm about to lay my head down and go to bed but now I get to fall asleep to this horror masterpiece! Goodnight and good morning !!

Tyler

STAYED UP FOR THIS, BITCH! 4 AM AND WE MAKING POPCORN

Shauna

OH I BEEEN WAITIN FOR THIS ONE SIS!!! 🫶🏻🫶🏻

Ken

I didn’t watch this just so I could watch along with you because nobody wants to watch this shit with me 🤣

Nik

“Oh God, she’s shearing you!” Alanda pls 🤣🤣🤣

Kelly T

I'm always so obsessed with your captions "Vicious clown ravages town!" nearly made me spit out my coffee.

Captain Astro

OH THIS IS EVERYTHING I NEEDED TONIGHT THANK YOU! ♥️♥️♥️♥️

RC Flores

Oh. Gladys. She came. She slayed. She was slayed.

Brandon

This is everything

Jack Cameron

before i hit play, i just wanna offer my begs of a Scooby Doo reaction, i know it didnt win the poll, but thats a reaction i would love to see so much <3

Terese Osland

What a day to have day off from work!❤️😄 Also, for spooky season, girl please consider watching The Innocents (2022) !

Z.A.C.H

A witch-clown was not on my hybrid list

H V

Omg Finally i can watch it with u!! 😍💋

Forrest Smith

You should watch Strange Darling, it stars Kyle Gallner from Smile.

HEXyKen

LMAOAOAOSO u get the vibes of the movie so well if find it funny and like real… that jumpscare rlly got you 😭😭😭

Ailish

Great reaction! Obviously the chase scene is hilarious but I honestly really love how the movie just abruptly ends after that. Just matter of fact - like yeah, eventually years down the road the kids *might* return to normal. Fits well with the tone in my opinion

joshua

starting this now and ready for alex to become one of ur many horror children

Rob Valentine

Good Morning Yall NEW ALANDA (in my new Monica voice)

Joshua Scott

Not the Bride of Pennywise lurking in people's nightmares and in the woods. Phenomenal movie. In my personal top ten of the year. The fact we are getting a prequel with that dastardly aunt is awesome but also upsetting. That jump scare with her on the bedroom ceiling sent me straight from my chair to the floor. I love a good scare like that. 10 outta 10. Perfect for Spooky Season. 🎃

jahara daughtry

I stayed up until 4 am just to watch this and I enjoyed every single bit of your reaction Lmaoo it was worth me waiting up !

Joe

🤡

Jody Grody

When I saw this in theatres the soup opening scene made me think of you because I knew it would break your heart specifically!!

Daniel McGuinness

“I’m so scared now that I know this bitch knows its way around a jumpscare.” Lmaoo 😭 real, this movie had like 3 that got me Imo the scariest scene tho is definitely the mums stilted walk with the scissors in the dark, genuine chills in the cinema 😭

Joe

I have a confession…the way Gladys says ‘ohhh gawd’ when running away? I will randomly say that now. I can’t stop laughing. I love this movie.

Daniel McGuinness

Also this lowkey reminds me of the Skeleton Key which I would love to see your reaction to honestly x

Joe

Is Gladys cosplaying as Katya?

Alex Rodriguez

I saw the notification for this literally 1 minute before my alarm went off at 5 am this morning 🤣 I'm gonna watch tonight BUTTTTTTTT I am ready for your reaction to the entire principal scene both at the school with Aunt Gladys and then at home with his husband 😭😭😭 that scene had me SHOCKED, i gasped outloud lol, and then the entire ending chase scene had me screaming?! This was like a horror mystery dark comedy, truly top tier

Ky

RESPECT 4 sitting out on the viewing with the sisters, i know that took hella restraint & it is much appreciated 😭💕🙏

Joe

So. I actually kinda teared up when you talked about not seeing this with your sisters 😢 you did not have to do that, mama. You are seriously the sweetest! Thank you so much for all your hard work and sacrifices. You’re pretty much the GOAT

Alanda
>>188950997

She’s a menace! But also a legend and the moment? 😭😭😭

Alanda
>>188951201

I’m also about to make the biggest cup of coffee the world has ever seen. Might even put it in a bowl🙂‍↕️

Lysaida Romero

I knew you would love this movie. It scared the bejesus out of me and my family. I can’t wait to see what you have in store for us in October. Happy spooky month!

Lysaida Romero

Also I heard they might make a prequel to Aunt Gladys. I hope so it would be an interesting watch.

Omar Azimi

Love that I'm working from home today to be able to watch this ASAP!

Alanda
>>188971767

Those jump scares GOT ME. I didn’t know about the prequel omg!

Daniel McGuinness

Her asking for a fuckin bowl of water like “it’s a peculiarity of mine. I don’t even try to rationalise it anymore ☺️” had me screaming 😭 Girl, RATIONALISE IT

Alanda
>>188971777

Omg I hope you’re sleeping now! I stayed up way too late too 😭

Alanda
>>188975657

Sick to my STOMACH like omg im tearing up just thinking about it

Madeby STVR

We appreciate you for waiting. 🫶🏾🫶🏾

Michael Instone

Alanda you have me in stiches. You brighten my day. Great reaction BTW.

Dick Thomson

Miss Gandy is MESSY. We love to see a fully flawed leading lady. I liked how they framed her in the beginning as this untrustworthy source. We have to start with her because as soon as we hear what went down, she is clearly going to be our suspect #1. But she proved to be very adept at slipping and sliding away from her attackers - Paul, Marcus and even Donna. Gandy was always crawling to her rescue on the ground. Bless her heart. I like the subtle context we get of Sara Paxton's character not wanting to deal with Archer and Justin Long's flinching when he gets up close and immediately giving him what he wants even though he acknowledges this is hard for him to watch the footage of his daughter running away. Seeing Archer's kid as the bully and knowing Archer laments not saying "I love you?" Yep, yep, yep. That is not a nice man, but he runs on business. Paul and James were both shown to be rather unsympathetic. Cheater, cheater pumpkin eater and Mr robs a lot and only cares about his next fix. Addiction is hard and both of these characters suffered, but also seemed pretty toxic in how they managed their issues. So them being the ones we lost means we get the HORROR, but we're not too sad about who had to go. MARCUS AND HIS CUTIE HUSBAND ON THE OTHER HAND? Devastating. They managed to convey what a perfect little match they were in such a short space of time that when they're gone, you actually care a lot more. If only Marcus' husband wasn't so eager to help (and gawp) at a camp Queen. Poor little Alex was the key to all and Cary Christopher who plays him was brilliant. One teensy gripe (I love the movie), when the parents are hurting themselves with the cutlery, Alex tried to physically stop his dad. I can buy it because they showed the two in the car together having wee chats, which implies they are very close. But the majority of people would have tried to help their mum first. The lack of mum was one of the "You can tell this was written by a man" things for me. As great as the script is and knowing there are plenty who would go to dad first and have a better relationship with their dad, the majority would go to mum. So that felt a bit untruthful. But who cares because WITCH. This isn't a docudrama. Aunt Gladys will become a horror icon and Amy Madigan deserves all the accolades. What a unique and unhinged take on a witchy psychopath. The parasite that she was needing all those kids energy or souls or whatever because mum and dad didn't fix her funk - incredible. A new classic. I hope we still get YouTube edits of all the reactions that have been uploaded here because I know everyone will be perched to see Alanda's reaction to IKWYDLS (2025), The Substance, Sinners and our Witchy Weapons.

Jasmine W

First reactor that I've seen that knows what consumption is lol

RJ

Love this movie!! Gladys is about be every costume on the corner of downtown this Halloween lmao… on one hand, terrifying but an icon on the other 🤣 These poor kids!

Andy McCreery
>>188984297

I heard they had a section for "Gladys" but it was cut out and that's what they wanna use for the sequel/prequel! Idk if that's true but I'm running with it for now haha

Eris Envy

Now we absoluitley NEED a hocus pocus rewatch!!!!!

tallasianchick

WHAT A WAY TO KICK OFF SPOOPY SEASON!

Ty Best

I’m here I’m sat and I’m terrified.

Ty Best

Also we need to talk about your font choices for your intros. As a graphic designer I’m living.

Mark Lopez

Love the reaction Alanda, what’s also sad is the writer/director said the final story Alex while involving fantasy elements the story is meant to be autobiographical as he lived with an alcoholic parent so the horror of enduring the school day just to go home and hide from your zombie parent while also having to take care of yourself is suppose to really reflect in the story.

Russell Robinson
>>188982569

Yeah that's some dedication. It's appreciated. A Gladys prequel would be interesting. Now we need her to watch The Substance.

SANGWON'S #1 FANBOY !

This and bring her back are tied as my favorite horror movie of the year, I cant choose which one is better cus in my personal opinion they are PEAK psychological torture and emotional devastation which i LOVE in my horror films loll also the cinematography and storytelling in this is just fkn insane, I'll never get tired of seeing their separate stories/povs blend into one.

Carmel

Thank you so much, Alanda. Seeing a new post from you has brightened my night (rough day) and it's always a delight seeing your reactions.

Ryan

LETS GOOOOOOO!!!! 🥳🥳🥳

Thomas Riggs

After the first watch, I liked it. After my second watch, I loved it. And to think that the director is from the whitest kids you know is WILD. Weapons is the best horror film I’ve seen at least this year.

Lavender Violet
>>188952821

Nobody in my circle likes horror movies either. There are perks though- when I go to the movies alone I get to pick exactly what I want to see, when I want to see it, and pick the seat I want with no interference from anyone else. 🤪 It's gotten to the point where I prefer going alone. 🤷‍♀️

J'aime Black

i just watched my other fave youtuber react to this and my first thought was that this movie would be a struggle for you bc of the children.. this movie is right up there with long legs as far as the disturb factor goes, can i request something light after watching that? PLEASEEEEE

Erica Lofton

So unrelated but can I PLEASE get the hair care routine 😭

Aaron Johnson

Hi Alanda! Always enjoy the reactions, but I do have a slight request for future videos. Would it be possible in the edit to turn on the subtitles for the content you're reacting to? It just makes it easier to keep track of everything and not get lost trying to just listen to multiple things at once. Thank you so much!

Dakota Hill

You said it hasn't been a month since his child went missing, so why is he working. I had a teacher whose healthy son died suddenly and she was back teaching on Monday. It was wild. Everybody copes differently but that was crazy.

Alex Manning

the absolute buffoonery at the end is worth a star and a half on its own, i fucking LOVE when a random person just sees someone being chased mid mundane activity 💀

Joe

The way the principal killed his husband? That was probably one of the sadder things I’ve ever seen. Imagine if he was still conscious; just unable to do anything. Oh god, I think that’s just horrible. They really had the cutest relationship and home.

Joe
>>189015798

Whoa. Are you serious? That is so horrible. Oh my gosh.

Jacob Faraone

“A sippy cup hits the pavement!” Absolutely took me out 😂😂

Dakota Hill

Ok fruity pebbles are delicious at any age

Lavender Violet

I would love to see Amy Madigan get awarded for her performance as Gladys, but horror films are notoriously ignored so I won't hold my breath. But she was phenomenal in this. So fantastic. I really love this movie even more with each viewing.

Logan

I knew this would be a perfect fit for you!!

Joe
>>189050078

Mowing his lawn then 👁️ 👄 👁️

Zombies_Are_Real

If not for Gladys, Paul would be the villain of this movie. He lied to both Justine and Donna, was obviously quick to escalate to violence, but you know what really blows my mind? Paul got stuck with a needle, and was soooo concerned he could catch something, that he has what was most likely unprotected sex with Justine. Also can you imagine running into Donna NOW?! 😬

Jazmin
>>189048162

My best friend died on a Saturday and I was back to work the following Tuesday. For me, the grief was slow, like a boiling pot. Sometimes you just gotta work cause there’s nothing else to do about it.

Belladonna Rose

Your instincts are spot on. When you said "Come little children. I'll take thee away." You had it! 👉🏾👃🏾 ✨️

j

Alanda calling gladys a clown the whole time has me ctfu 😭😭 its true tho ns

Bravo Six

Now we need a Suspiria reaction😣😣😣😣

belugagirl

LETS GOOOOOOO

Joe

Why do happy gay couples always die in horror 😭 I want a movie where they live

Adam Baker
>>189187687

Because it's a horror movie and us not dying all the time like everyone else is kinda counter intuitive when it comes to gay representation in horror. Also, horror is very popular in the gay community. Trust me, we don't mind.

Christian Arciniega

so glad you enjoyed!! This is def a year for horror movies. If you haven't yet, you should check out his FIRST movie "Barbarian". So crazy as well and this is his second flick

Steggy

Just a quick question about YouTube release! I know it's probably easier to put them here without copyright strikes, but do you plan on eventually uploading to YT? I personally find it easier to watch on my TV while having a snack, lol. I know it's been awhile since last upload there

Zombies_Are_Real
>>189246101

Are you able to enable mirroring on your tv? I play Patreon on my phone, but watch it on my tv.

Tyler

I’ve been waiting for this!!

Selena

BEEEN WAITING ON THISSS

Leon Watts

Hated this at the cinema but have grown to appreciate watching with others, it's definitely a reactive kinda movie.

Alanda
>>188990111

Omg loved reading this so much! I love the narrative structure too— the character vignettes are so perfectly ordered and paced. It made this movie such an incredible ride, especially in terms of revelations! I adore it and am also still very scared of it but I also want to watch it again 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Alanda
>>189023959

I’ve heard Bring Her Back is amazing but I’ve also been told I probably wouldn’t make it through by multiple people. My sisters watch it too and my older sister was in such a funk all day afterward. She said it was really really tough to watch (but very well done).

Alanda
>>189037179

It’s actually so so good! I also appreciated it even more in the edit!

D

As an actual practicing witch this whole affair is hilarious to me 😂

Aidan Halliwell

Pennywise's little sister pissed me off, wearing more rouge than Miss Elaine Fairchilde and with much less discretion! I'm glad More Raggedy Ann got tore up, but what about Miss Ramen? She still ain't got no kids to teach!

Aaron Johnson

All of those lonnnng tracking shots led to that payoff of the kids chasing Gladys. This movie was rough in the theater, for the most part, because of the pace but it all paid off. My theater absolutely died laughing at Gladys getting chased. This is absolutely about school shootings, through and through.

Ryan Boyd

Omg this was iconic and terrifying at the same time! An excellent reaction as always btw Alanda! So happy to be on here getting to see the full reaction is amazing and I’m excited for spooky season as well. I hope that you watch like the shining as well as above so below as some of the next films but this was iconic AF

Ryan Boyd

I been hyped af for u to react to this lol was perfection

belugagirl

Alanda, you were ON ITTT you were catching every detail, I was so excited for this one and this is def one of my all time favorite reactions, you bursting out laughing during the chase scene and then apologizing took me out 😭 tysm for enduring this one, glad you enjoyed, trauma aside :')

the3Awakened1

This was a crazy ass movie. But, great!

Terrell

The director of this directed “Barbarian”(2022) and is going to do the new “resident evil” movie and I can’t wait! The original movies from the 2000s/2010s aren’t great, but they’re fun if you want a female led ridiculous action/horror/sci-fi movie series

Adrian Camposeco
>>189328263

No fr. I didn’t like this movie when i saw it opening day. But I’m enjoying watching my fav reactors react to this movie

a cup of cait

The kid who plays Alex looks so much like Andy in Child's Play 1 and 2 to me

Em

GIRL i am RIGHT THERE WITH YOU. like i wanna root for her but.... like... mama. MISSES GANDY

Elio

Those are the micro bangs of a CRAZY woman

Vitor Nascimento

Dear Alanda, you never disappoint! What a great reaction for a great movie!

Cait

I loved this movie. Saw it twice in theaters. The part when Alex’s mom opened Justine’s car door had everyone GASP AND SCREAM OUT LOUD in both showings.

WhaleWolf

This was such a good movie, I loved Gladys as a villian, she was phenomenal.

Dani

What a good movie.

Tyrone Hunter

You should Watch Bring Her Back it’s by the creators of Talk ToMe

Mare Monaco

This is my first time watching this! You never ever let me down with a good video!

Jay

If Gladys would’ve came to my property I would’ve gripped her bangs tightly and escorted her off the premises cause no ma’am 😭

Quinn

This reminds me that Micheal Myers was the ultimate weapon. Nothing stopped him from hunting down Laurie Strode!

lanayia llewellyn

can you please watch interview with a vampire(tv shows)

Mare Monaco

The music they played when one of those possessed witch victim ass teachers run at you… 🤢🤢🤢

Joanna Bettelheim

I’m so glad I got to watch this “with” you, pretty sure I’m still gonna be spooked when I go to bed tonight, though!

Rich

as soon as you read "grisly images" i said "oh yeah you bouta flip" 😂

Ana Fox

What a ride this was! I loved watching it with you. Right before bed too 😂 no nightmares, thankfully!

Brunna Brandão

envy took over when i saw the comments hyping up the patreon over at youtube and i spent my hard earned 30 something bucks so i could watch your reaction to this one and girl... you didn't disappoint! great reaction as always, what a ride!!😭 been a fan for a few years now, much love from brasil, alanda! ❤️🇧🇷

forestofthorns

I want an alternate universe buddy comedy of Alex and Gladys going down the Witches’ Road together.

Ari Morales

I noticed that you did not clock the song from Natasha Lyonnes’ awesome show on Netflix called Russian Doll. If you haven’t seen it yet, I highly recommend!!!…💜

unpopular

i loved ur reaction, im so happy that u enjoyed the film!!

Alanda
>>190527175

oh I haven't seen it, no! Lemme put it on the list 🙂‍↕️

Jay Delon

I figured the Bonsai of Doom was gonna be the way to kill her, but I thought you had to burn it or something. Alex going through the soup chronicles was just terrible. I have never seen a movie about witchcraft like this before and it was good.

Ali O

Archer was very abrasive, but he was an absolute MVP protecting Justine , especially considering he started helping immediately after arguing with her

WalrusWallace

This movie was a wild ride from start to finish! Such a refreshing take on the witch horror genre of movies

Alex

I'm usually not a horror girlie, but the Gladys jumpscare in the basement... I think I am now 😳

Jared

This reaction was everything I hoped for and beyond. Your humor is so delightful

Dreamer777

I wanna know what happened to that tree!

tyler solomon

Does alanda know that this director also gave us barbarian.

docsaico

There was a trailer that showed the line of salt, and unfortunately, I watched Charmed and Hocus Pocus, so I knew it was about a witch before I went in. I think I’ve learned to stop watching trailers first.

spencer

cant even lieee auntie gladys was that witch diva when it came to serving a spook

La Toya Sheri

This was a good movie and I've heard we will get a Gladys prequel so that should be good too.

roseforthethorns

When Alex’s mom opened the car out of frame, my soul about left my body. That theater experience of the whole room going, “OH FUCK NO” was phenomenal.

Mortichai

After having a hellacious 60 days (dealing with family) I am so happy to have so much content to now watch this Christmas season. Thank you so much Alanda for making everyone's days brighter. You are fabulous and I'm so happy to get back to watching TV and movies with you! ❤️

Alaair

Alanda! Girl I didn't know you had a Patreon but I've been lost in the trenches of being Black in America in 2025 so forgive me lol. Great video! Are you planning on covering Welcome to Derry? Those children are going THROUGH IT! Anyway, missed your videos and I'm glad you're still making them. <3