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We goin down down to the underground to get to the above... ground.

*Also I had a request for subtitles on the movie! Sorry I never thought to put them on for yall before! I know that everyone isn't like me (gemini, unmedicated adhd, talks and listens simultaneously) so I hope having them helps! 🥰🙂‍↕️💛

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Bravo Six

Welp guess imma be late for work in the morning🫩

Pookism

HELL YEAH

Eris Envy

Thank you for the subtitles!!!! ❤️

Daniel Santos

OMG THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE I LOVE YOU FOR THIS

Sean

Yesss such a great movie!

eric orange

I’m almost done making a gay found footage feature film. 🥹😬🧡 Sent you an earnest DM on Patreon. (Would love you to have a cameo in it)

bribricutie3

Oooo you’re a gem baby⁉️ no wonder I love you sm, I’m a sucker for Geminis😭😭😭 as an Aquarius gotta love my fellow air sign sistas🥰🥰🥰

Maria V

So... Descent rewatch? 😁

Alanda

I'm constantly trying to get through my dms but it's slow goin cause they are MANY 😭 I'll look for it tomorrow 💛💛💛

tallasianchick

Ugh. the only place I want to visit in Paris [besides the moulin rouge] and it's not accessible to my disabilities. T_T

Jonah

Ok so what I'm getting from the intro is that we need to watch the Descent! That movie was the first horror movie I ever saw that made me so scared that I was jumping at shadows all around my own home. My BFF and i watched it in my living room alone one night, and afterwards I forced her to come to the bathroom with me because I refused to pee alone 😭 I was TERRIFIED. Haven't seen it since that night. I wonder if it's still that scary 20 years later 🤔

Joe

Shhhhh Alanda is on!!

Santiago Hardy

Scarlet is such an under appreciated final girl. Imagine how spent she must've felt after all was said and done. I recall feeling absolutely EXHAUSTED for her when I first watched this movie. It really is a journey to the depths. Far off topic: I left a comment on your YouTube community note, the note where you said YouTube was giving you copyright issues for your tentative uploads there, I praised your Patreon channel, and told everyone how worth it is to sign up for it, but YouTube deleted my comment. My comment was pure benevolent praise for this channel. WTF google/youtube. Sigh...

Wes

You should just go ahead and rewatch The Descent on camera with us 😂

Anrie Turner

I can’t even get past the intro you’re too funny gurl. “Rated R-uh” lol

Joe

I'm sorry....real quick...but you said that the punishment here was *clears throat* buried in the sand, up to your neck and then a WALL is rolled over you?!?!?!? 👁️ 👄 👁️

Aaron Johnson

Hi Alanda! Thank you so much for the subtitles! So much easier to be able to listen and see, at least me for anyway.

Jonah

Ok were not even halfway into the movie and the white woman audacity has me LIVID. Scarlett is on my shit list and George had better survive this damn movie 😭

Pierre Brown

I'll never forgive my phone for not updating me when this drooped. Lol

Jonathan Eugenio

I was watching ur weapons reaction while I saw this notification! From one video to another 😍 you spoil us too much 😭🥲

Jonah

Ok, last comment I PROMISE but "oh.. Mole, are you okay?" After the camera pans to that dead eyed slenderman looking mofo standing there all possessed-like took me OUT

Joe

I’ll say it…Scarlet a bitch.

Eris Envy

We all collectively need to wack Scarlett

Ashton Drewello

I wrote a paper on the concept of "As Above, So Below" in alchemy for an anthropology class. The main thing was that alchemists say they want to turn various metals into gold, but that's just code for an individual becoming gold aka more like God. In order to get to heaven you must go to hell, battle your demons, and purify of guilt, doubt, shame. This movie handled that well!

Gina R.

The Cheetah Girls reference before starting 👩🏾‍🍳🤌🏾💋

Carly

Damn Scarlett!😂 True commitment

Nikki

This was a comfort movie for me for a very long time. Insane but it’s just so good. Scarlett works my last nerve but she is a top final girl for me I’m sorry lol the girl literally went through hell!

Terese Osland

What a great way to start the weekend!🩷 I can’t wait to watch this again with you! I remember this movie scared the living daylights out of me when I watched it in the theaters 🤣😭 I would have hated to have a friend like Scarlett🤣 so stressful!

Alex G

If Scarlett is one thing, she is persistent in her unyielding pursuit of the truth. Regardless of the obstacle. I kind of admire her for that. Even if she is selfish and reckless lol

Mare Monaco

Yes!! This movie was a mind fcuk if I ever saw one lol! Scarlet can catch all the hands too

t h

Love your videos. Can we please get more nostalgic horror for spooky szn please. (Halloween, Freddy vs Jason, etc) 🥹

Ashley

I have a list of things I will never do and this movie consists of the majority of it 😂

Dana (Dah-Nah)

you calling him a Hodge made me go to google and the way i didn't know Aldis had a brother or that this man was married to Skye Marshall 😭😭

H V

OMG YAS! Now i have something to watch this Saturday Night!! Thank u Alandaaaaaa!! 💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋

Ana Fox

A Gemini, of course! Just like my best friend. I knew there was something homely about you! 💕 Watching this first thing in the morning on a Saturday. This is bliss!

Cameron

Scarlet is so Lara Croft coded

Cameron

a British woman stealing things that don’t belong to her because of her fathers delusions, ruining the lives of everyone around her while doing so

Gadi

Yes! Thank u for the glorious Gemini representation!

Kate

ugh, I love this movie. Found footage horror is the special space in my heart, and for me this is one of the best. Scarlett's that person who just can't let a thing go, and it's selfish to the people around her, but she's also just as willing to pursue the answer to her detriment. Obsession at its finest.

AP

We know so very little about our planet particularly what's above it and what's below it. And the little we do know is drip fed to us by the governments of the world. I would love to know what is in the Vatican Archives, or what Americas CIA knows. There probably is a gate to hell, and knowing them, they're probably trying to open it. Cough cough CERN, cough cough. 🤭

Christine

Welcome to the want to strangle Scarlett club.😂 There is a lot of us! Lol

Alex Manning

people can feel how they want about her but you *cannot* say she isn’t dedicated to giving her all to help her friends and people she’s just met, for better or for worse scarlett will never just lie down and take it lmao

Alex Manning

when she looked in the mirror her face was covered in blood, basically saying you are the stone.

Mauro

Was not EXPECTING this reaction one of my favs and underrated films

chococake

it may be october but its still gemini season !!

Nor

“Scarlett you hoe, bitch, hoe, Girl bitch, girl, hoe you pissed me off so bad” 😂😂😂

SANGWON'S #1 FANBOY !

Genuinely think this movie is TOO underrated im so happy youre checking it out !!

Ryan

scarlett def pissed me off this entire movie but you can’t say her ass wasn’t smart as hell and always the first to jump into the situation 😩

Andrea Williams

yep, scarlett still pisses me off. i dont think that will ever change

LaTrese Harris

Still to this day after all this time, I am still annoyed and pissed at Scarlett cause what was the reason (in Cardi B’s voice)?!?!?! Anyway I enjoyed your reaction as always and I look forward to your next Chucky reaction!

Kylia Rose

thank you for sharing your sign omg gemini queen and thank you for adding subtitles i love you down

Calvin Tetterton

I heard of this movie but wasn’t sure if it was good .. NOW I KNOW !!! With all my comments I will remind you that I REALLY want you to watch “Night of the Creeps” you will love it GUARANTEED!!! As well as the new Noah’s ARC movie on paramount + … can’t wait for more Chucky as well .. ❤️

Dakota Hill

I went into the catacombs a few weeks ago so this was a trip

Ari Morales

I don’t know why anyone would compare this movie to The descent!…one movie that definitely is close to the descent is The Cave with Piper Perabu and Cersei from GoT and Imagine Me and You fame!..a gay classic!.. iykyk

Dani

What an unhinged ride

Dakota Hill

I think this is the only movie to have gotten permission to film in the actual catacombs.

kyle in the outer wilds

Thank you for the subtitles. I never asked, even though I always wanted them lmao. It helps a lot for me, a guy who struggles without them!

Ashton’s IPhone

omgggg, wheres your sweater from?? its so cuteeee

Ryan Boyd

OMG THE WAY I BEEN WAITING FOR THIS REACTION!!!! thank you Alanda for continuing to make the best reaction content out there! You are iconic asf and been watching you for a few years now! This was one of my most hyped reactions from you I can’t wait to watch this!!!

Ryan Boyd

Also love that we’re both Geminis 💖💖💖

BlacKnightSun

Thank you so much for enabling the subtitles!! The Patreon setup doesn’t capture the audio of the TV/film being played as well as the YouTube setup does, so the Patreon subtitles didn’t work as well as the YouTube captioning does. Turning on the subtitles on the film/TV show eliminates that issue. Thank you again!!

Kat

When we got to the gates of hell I about threw my laptop across the room and I've seen this movie before 😆

Lysaida Romero

This was a good movie, I saw it last year. I also saw a documentary streaming on HULU called Expedition X about the catacombs in France and how it is haunted. Also I just saw Conjuring The Last Rite and it was really really good. Please react to the Conjuring The Last Rite. Love ya!! 🫶🏼

world of tinashe

I watched this movie only once In 2023 and haven't rewatched it cause there's something so unhinged with it that I haven't re-watched it but I'm definitely seated for this

David

Can't wait for Hocus Pocus! I need a palate cleanser after that 😂

Orangeskies

Scarlet really is the worst omg

Nikbrolled

such a great reaction, I love this movie

Daniel McGuinness

Found-footage movies always drain me mentally and physically, the camera always moving makes me so tired 😭 I was gonna say this is not very Descent-coded, apart from that claustrophobic crawl scene which is, whew, still effective That last upside-down, right way up, gravity flip manhole part at the end always fucks me up so badddd! Also can she just do that philosopher stone magic in her everyday life now? No more paper cuts for Miss Scarlett? Damn

Daniel McGuinness

The way you were on Scarlett’s necks this whole reaction 😭 as you SHOULD!! Girl’s coughing from a cavein and Alanda’s like: 👁️‍🗨️👄👁️‍🗨️

Alex

Gemini AND unmedicated ADHD?! You might literally be the twin that my mom's doctor said I absorbed.

☆Cam☆

This 14 hour shift kicked my ass lmao I need a breather. Luckily the mother of reactions delivered 🙂‍↕️

Waylon Jordan

Gosh it was fun rewatching this with you! LOL We all hated Scarlett. I mean, she knew what she was talking about but did you have to get everyone else killed in the process? LOL

alexi christian

scarlets determination is likely stronger than the scarlet witch 😆 a final girl that has you yellin BITCH the entire way through just praying yall don’t kill george 😂

Bruno

Yet another great reaction! 🥰

Ky

alanda reacting to another found footage…… we truly won this halloween <3

KZT

The catacombs are actually a lovely visit for the spooky-minded. All these millions of Parisian skeletons, decently and neatly laid to rest and surrounded by quotes from the Bible and Dante and French literature about the temporary nature of life and the importance of humility in the face of our brief mortal existence. Speaking of Dante, while this film does play fast and loose with the mythology, it does click a lot more if you're familiar with the initial 'Inferno' section of Dante's Comedy, in which Dante combined the existing ancient and medieval imagery and ideas into what has remained the most enduring vision of Hell for the last 700 years. The inscription above Hell's Gate, 'Abandon hope all ye who enter here' is not from generic 'mythology' as Scarlett claims; it's the inscription invented by Dante, as is the imagery of Papillon's bare legs sticking up from the ground as his divine punishment and the overall motif of endless, impossible descent until you pass right through the earth's axis and emerge right-side up on the other side. Yes, Scarlett is annoying and hubristic, but she's the kind of fearless, reckless action hero-role typically reserved for men without Scarlett herself feeling like a male character who happens to be a woman, and that's something.

Brandy Henry

I am loving that spooky skeletal sweatshirt 😍😍

Omartian👽

Your aura and vibe is everything 😩🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽

Belladonna Rose

"Girl. B*t h. Girl. Hoe." 😭

Belladonna Rose

Love the skeleton sweater and earrings 😍 ✨️ 💀

Brandy Henry

I really am feeling severe claustrophobia after that. 😬😨

The Dreammweaver

Loved this. And thank you for having subtitles this movie would've been hard to follow without them

Jess

Totally Killer is soooo much better than this movie. Cant believe it loses the polls just cuz ppl haven't seen it

Miss Freaky

One of my favs, it mixes Indiana Jones with horror/thriller. So excited for October - spooky season!! :_ Movie suggestion - Poltergeist. The original not the remake. Lol - I wasn't impressed with Scarlett either - great reaction!! :)

Sean Aycart

Now you should watch The Pyramid! 👀

M Amoor

Alanda, have you considered doing any merch? Would totally wear it to support you and your channel! Love your reactions...they give me a a fun break during tough times!!

Patrick Anthony

wow I forgot how much I actually enjoy this film quite a bit! Lowkey a fave. Fantastic reaction, per usual!

Melissa

Thank you so much for doing the captions. My hearing isn't what it used to be and it helps me to listen to you and read the captions at the same time. Love your videos!

Austin Cantrell

i am the Austin. hehehehhehehehehehe

Vee

I relate so much to Alanda’s reaction i would've fought Scarlett, she was so frustrating!! I’m French and a few years ago when i was in Paris for work a group of my colleagues joked about going on a catacombes tour, and I was like absolutely not!! After seeing this movie even the public tours scared me I’m claustrophobic even a mri make me have a panic attack so getting stuck in there is my worst nightmare 😭

Marzo

Scarlet really is the Juno of this movie

Ethan Sin

The healing isn't from the rock itself, but from belief vs. redemption. The first time, it works because Scarlett has unshakable faith in the physical Philosopher's Stone ("As I believe, so it is"). It fails later because they are deeper in Hell, where the rule changes: the true stone is the purified soul. When she faces her guilt and apologizes to her father, she achieves redemption, and the power flows through her directly, proving the artifact was just a symbol for the true alchemical power within.

Ahri

I really appreciate you putting up subtitles as a hard of hearing viewer! <3

Nyssa Rawther 🍉🔻

"Ooh and I'm a black belt in krav maga 😊🧚‍♀️" URGH. Must they!?!?

Alanda

I hate ableist facilities so bad if you wanna dance them bones you should be given accessibility😭 but also protect your soul my love it’s dangerous around the dead LOOK WHAT HAPPENED 🤧

Alanda

Maybe we’ll find out together cause I’m also curious if I could overcome what once put me LITERALLY on my ass 😭

Alanda

Scarlet is def one of the strongest and most relentless horror girlies we’ve seen even if her tenacity did get my loved ones axed 😭. And I don’t know whats goin on with YT; they causin me problems daily for no reason. But thank you anyway love 😭💛

Alanda

Oh good I’m so glad! Sorry for their late arrival! I’ll keep doing them!

Alanda

George my sweet precious 😭 Scarlet my nemesis, sexily smart with DEADLY temerity

Alanda

They’re very interesting concepts and I definitely wanna do some reading but also I reject any quest that would have me seeking god-like anything. I am MORTAL, proud and simple💀 You takin it too far ms Scarlet. 😭😭

Alanda

She will NOT be stopped. Gotta respect it as much as I loathe it 💀

Alanda

Comfort?!? Movie?!? But also it is very very entertaining so I kinda get. Scarlet’s strength can’t be denied 😭

Zombies_Are_Real

Scarlett is the worst protagonist in a horror movie, which is exactly why I like her. Don't mean that I like her character, but I love a problematic lead! Wish there were more of those. She really is the epitome of a sec of white women though. If at the end Zed just drowned her in that water right next to them, I would have had his back! Thankfully George survived. If at the end George just drowned her in the water right next to them, I would have had his back!

J'aime Black

yeah if it wasnt for you watching this, i would never seen this..i really wanted scarlett to bite it but at least george lived lol imma have to imdb this cause i truly did not understand but it was great seeing your face for an hour and 34 minutes!

IzzyB33

Totally agree. Love when our leads are not heroic, especially when she is in that final girl trope but doesn't fit it in the traditional sense. Do not like the character, but love that I don't haha.

Brandon Blackthorn

I’d love to see you watch Soul Survivors (2001)

Amber Wood

Hugely appreciate the subtitles! ♥️

unpopular

yayy subtitles!! also i kinda hate scarlett☠️

Ali O

As a bi person, every single person in this movie is so hot

Shauna

YOURE A GEMINI?!?! It all makes sense now Gemini sister ♊️♊️❤️

LurkingTrashPanda

Man, if Scarlett doesn't remind me so much of Saffron Burrows' character from Deep Blue Sea. Just that determination to reach a goal related to the loss of a family that drives them to be reckless to the point that their actions ultimately bring harm to the people around them.

Tiffers

You're a Gemini too!?!? Just out here adding more reasons to love you. 🥰

Logan

Hate Scarlet all you want(trust me I do) but did she not literally discover magic and become the cure to all known and unknown disease. I've got to give her 8.5s cuz now she's magic and literally has a full camera recording of HELL!!!!!!! Many a final girl has gotten more people killed for less.

Vile Youth

Damn, this Tomb Raider fan film was kinda crazy, huh?

WalrusWallace

I'm so glad I saved this for a rainy day. Your reaction to this movie gave me life haha. This film was a trip from start to finish. Scarlett really gets on my nerves but she's a unique character with insane drive so I never get bored watching this

Bri Johnson

Knew this reaction was going to be good when you started getting scared before any of the big stuff had even happened yet! Perfect movie for you

madfem

Fun fact : the actor who plays Papillon is now one of the top most bankable French actors and he's the biggest heartthrob of this generation !!

J Ramos

Poor Benji just wanted to make a documentary.