Remote control. (Patreon)

This is a story I started a few weeks ago, but I was unhappy with where it was going. I thought the idea had potential, but maybe my execution needed work.

Anyways I abandoned it and left it as a basic skeleton of a story for a while but decided that even though I may not want to spend any time fleshing out the idea, I may as well finish what I’ve written and throw it out there. There’s probably a little fun to be had with it….



The Remote control….



Danny and Jen had been good friends since college, 6 they were in their mid twenties and still made sure to make time for each other whenever they could. The truth was, Danny had always had a crush on Jen, but Jen never seemed to reciprocate. She was always the free spirited and fun-loving type. Choosing to go off and explore the world by way of partying her way across the globe.

Danny had opted to further his studies. He was something of a tech wizard and had secured the funds for a major project, a project which he had spent years working on.

Jen was in town for a while and had called Danny for a catch up, she had suggested they go out to a club, get drunk and have fun, Danny of course had chosen to invite her over to his shared house instead. Danny’s roommate/landlady, Gloria, was currently out of the house. He was lodging with Gloria out of convenience. She lived alone and rented out her attic to help with the bills. In Gloria's mind, Danny was the perfect lodger. He never went out, never came home drunk, never brought random girls home with him, and never threw wild parties. Although she did occasionally catch him staring at her chest, that wasn’t unusual for her; even in her forties, she was still proud of her endowment.

Danny and Jen had been sitting and catching up for a while in the living room but it was clear Jen was getting bored, not wanting the night to end so soon, Danny had decided to take her up to his attic, half of which he had converted into a testing space for his latest project, hoping to impress her enough to stop her from leaving.

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“Okay, super nerd, so what is this super cool project you’ve been working on? And it better be good, or I’m leaving you here with your gadgets and going out.” Jen said, clearly getting a little restless at being indoors with only her nerdy friend for company.

“Oh it’s awesome, seriously. Total game changer.” Danny said as he unlocked a sealed drawer and took out what looked like a large smartphone.

“Umm, that looks like a smartphone. Don’t tell me you landed yourself a lucrative research grant just to invent something that already exists.” Jen said, one hand on her hip as she talked.

“Ha, not quite. It does look like a phone, though, but it’s not. It’s a transmitter that essentially links to a person's brainwaves and allows the device to send signals that match your brain's neurological patterns. Once a subject has been successfully scanned, the device can then mimic those neurological patterns to trigger the appropriate response in the body.” Danny was getting excited to finally show his work to someone else and had begun talking too quickly for Jen to follow.

“Woah, woah. Slow down there, Danny boy. Can you just fast forward to the part where it gets interesting?”

“Okay, okay. I’ll show you. Just hold still for a sec.” Danny lifted up the device and pointed it towards Jen, as though he was taking a picture on a phone, there even looked to be a type of camera installed on the back.

“Ya know if you wanted a picture of me you could have just asked.” Jen said, lifting up two fingers in a peace sign while sticking out her tongue.

“Ha, it’s not taking a photo. Right now it’s scanning your brain waves and creating a profile that matches your unique neurological patterns.”

“Wait, so you're scanning my brain?”

“Uh, something like that. More like…imitating it.” Danny said.

“Why? I don’t want some weird science experiment gone wrong to turn me into a zombie or something.”

“It’s not gonna turn you into a zombie. I just want to see how well it works on someone else. So far I’ve only tested it on myself, but everything works fine so far. Aaaand done. I now have a profile set up for you.”

“Great, now what? You send a text message to my brain? Explain to me why this is more fun than getting drunk?”

“Okay, ummm. Oh, I know. In a couple of seconds, you’re going to sneeze.” Danny said, tapping something on the screen of his device.

“Really? Cause I don’t really feel much like- ‘Atchoo!’” Jen’s response was cut short by a sudden sneeze that seemed to come from nowhere. “Hey, did you really just make me sneeze?”

“Yeah! Cool, right?” Danny said, excited to see that his device still worked while synced to someone else.

“I guess. But is that all you can do? You created a sneeze machine.”

“It’s not a sneeze machine, that was just a small demonstration. Any bodily reaction can essentially be triggered.” Danny said.

“Okay, but why?”

“Well, so far I figured it could be used to help release endorphins to make someone feel happy, could be good for people struggling with depression. It can also help elderly people or people with prostate issues go to the bathroom.”

“So it can make people pee?”

“Well, yeah. That and so much more, and this is just the start, now that I have proof of concept I can go much further than just-”

“Still boring!” Jen interrupted, “What else can it do? Could it make someone like, do cartwheels and stuff?”

“No, at least not right now, it just helps with bodily responses that some people can struggle with….” Danny could tell Jen was getting bored, and was a little dejected to see that she wasn’t as excited about his invention as he was. “Umm, here, let me try this one.”

Danny hit another command on the screen, which was immediately followed by Jen bursting into laughter.

“Aaahahahahaha. Dan-Hahah Danny, what- Hahahah.” Danny watched as Jen laughed uncontrollably for a couple of a little while and then hit the screen again, putting a stop to it.

“Hahaha, Holy shit, what was that? I couldn’t stop…It felt kind of fun.” Jen said.

“Yeah, that was the humor response being triggered while releasing a flood of endorphins, helps you feel good, right?”

“Yeah I guess so….Here, let me try.” Jen quickly plucked the device from Danny’s hand and began scrolling through the different commands. “Wait, it even has an option for this too?” Jen clicked the screen, which was followed by a loud. ‘Brrrrrrpt’ that emanated from her rear.

“Hahaha it makes people fart! Why the hell would that be helpful? And why is it still working on me?”

“Well it would be helpful for people with trapped wind I guess, and you have to switch profiles to me if you want to try it out on someone else.”

“Ah okay, here it is. Hmmm, hey why is there a locked folder?”

“Oh erm, those are options that I figured were best kept, ya know, hidden.” Danny said, clearly a little embarrassed about something.

“Okay, so what’s the password?”

“I’m not giving you the password for that. Just try out one of the other commands.”

“No way, I wanna know what you got hidden away. C’mon, gimme the password.”

“Nuh-uh.”

“Okay, you asked for it.” Jen, hit a button and watched as Danny let out a loud fart.

“Oh very funny, Jen. But I’m still not giving you the password.”

“Okay, how about this!”

“Pffft hahahaha.” Danny burst out laughing, continuing until there were tears in his eyes. “Hahaha, still not happen-hahaha.”

“Okay, okay. Ah-ha! Now I got it.” Jen had a devious look about her when she spoke. “You’re gonna give me the password, or I make you piss your pants right here!”

“What? No way Jen. Gimme back the device.” Danny said, reaching out to take control back.

Jen stepped back, holding the device out of Danny’s reach before answering. “Nu-uh. Password.”

“Jen. I can’t give you that password…”

“Fine. Then I’m gonna have to settle for watching you pee yourself right here in your attic.” Jen’s finger hovered closer to the screen. “...Three…Two…One.”

“Okay stop! Don’t do it. The password is…’Jennifer’, capital ‘J’.” Danny finally relented and told her, embarrassed more at the password itself.

“Aww, you used me as your password, cute. Now let’s see what’s in here-Ohhh, now I see. So what happens if I push this one?”

Danny had a feeling he knew what was coming. His suspicions were confirmed when he felt a rush of arousal, like a shot of adrenaline straight to his cock as he surged to a full, obvious erection.

“Ohhh fuck. Okay, yeah. You got me.” Danny said, hunching over to adjust his erection.

Jen was clearly more entertained by the hidden functions than anything else. “Hahaha, now that’s science I can get behind. No wonder you had these hidden away, you big perv.”

“I’m not a perv, this functionality could really help with stuff like erectile dysfunction, no viagra needed.”

“Whatever you say, Danny boy. You’re the one who programmed these options.”

“Actually, I didn’t exactly program them. I just wore electrodes on my head to collect the brain activity information for a couple of days, and then I-”

“Yeah, yeah. So what you’re saying is, you strapped a bunch of electrodes to your head and then jerked off while wearing them. Right?”

“Well, I guess you got me there. But it does have a lot of potential-”

“To make people cum in their pants!” Jen interrupted.

Danny was about to argue his point more, but they were interrupted by the sound of Gloria calling out.

“Danny? Are you home?”

Jen spoke before Danny could reply. “Oh hey Gloria’s home. I haven’t seen her in months. Let’s go say hi!”

Before he could object, Jen had tucked the device into the back pocket of her jeans and headed out of Danny’s attic room to say hi to Gloria. Danny had to wait a minute or two before heading down, to get his erection back under control.

“Jen, Hi! I didn’t know you were back in town.” Gloria’s voice could be heard as she loudly greeted Jen.

“Yeah just stopped by to catch up with Danny, he’ll be right down…..”

The girls were happily chatting away when Danny made it downstairs to join them, only to find that Gloria had invited Jen to stay for dinner.

Gloria left Danny and Jen in the living room while she went to go prepare dinner. As soon as she was out of earshot, Danny turned on Jen.

“Give that back!” He said, forcefully, a little paranoid about having Jen run around with months of research in her pocket.

“No way, dude. I haven’t finished having fun yet.” Jen took the device from her pocket as she spoke.

“Jen, that thing is months of research and thousands of dollars worth grant money, it’s not a toy.”

“You need to calm down, Danny boy, unless you want to ‘embarrass yourself’ in front of Gloria at dinner.”

“Don’t you dare!”

“Then behave yourself! Don’t worry, you can have the device back when I’m done with it, I’ll be super careful with your little sneeze machine.”

The two friends bickered until Gloria called them in for dinner. Danny was happy to see that Jen didn’t take out the device straight away to mess with him, it wasn’t until they were almost done with dinner when Jen decided it was time for some more fun.

Danny felt the effects of the ‘erection’ command being used as his cock once again rocketed to full mast, catching him off guard and causing him to gasp out loud a little.

“Are you okay Danny?” Gloria asked, a note of concern in her voice.

“Yeah Danny, you look a little flushed.” Jen added with a grin.

“I’m fine, just a little cramp that’s all.” He gave Jen what he hoped was an angry look, but didn’t say anything, instead he focused on distracting himself enough to get rid of his hardon.

“Danny, could you give me a hand clearing the table?” Gloria asked a few minutes later when they were all finished.

“Sure.” Danny stood and began collecting plates and glasses, but as soon as he walked around to Gloria’s side of the table, Jen decided to hit the erection command again. He felt the surge of energy as his brain released a rush of hormones.

Here he was, standing right next to Gloria’s chair, putting his crotch almost at eye level, and he now had a very obvious erection tenting his pants. He looked over at Jen and saw her giggling as he tried to quickly scoop up Gloria’s plate.

“What are you smiling at dear?” Gloria asked, noticing Jen’s amusement.

“Oh nothing. Just that Danny looks a little…happy to see someone. Haha.”

Danny quickly moved away from the table towards the sink, but with his hands full of dirty dishes, there was no way he could adjust or hide his erection, and Gloria had definitely seen it.

“Ohhh, I see. Well, you are the only girl he ever brings home, maybe he’s just a little ‘pent-up’.” Gloria said, much to Danny’s shock.

“Guys! I’m standing right here.”

“We know!” Jen answered, “We can see you…more of you than we’d like to actually. Hahaha.”

“Jen, don't tease the poor thing.”

“You’re right, you’re right. He’s clearly having a ‘hard’ time right now.” She was always incorrigible, always teasing or pranking in some way. Danny knew that Gloria trying to defend him would only egg her on.

“It’s fine Gloria, I’m sorry I-I didn’t realize I was.”

Gloria reassured him as he tried to stammer out an explanation. “It’s fine dear, perfectly natural, Jen’s just being a tease.”

‘If only she knew!’ Dan thought.

“Aww I’m sorry Danny boy. I didn’t mean to be such a tease.” Jen said, her voice dripping with mock sympathy.

“Anyway, I’m going to call it night, guys.” Gloria said,standing up from her seat. “I’ll probably just jump in the bath and watch TV in bed for a while. You two have fun.” Gloria headed over to hug Jen. “Really good to see you again Jen.” She said, hugging her tightly before making her way over to Danny, who was quite familiar with her goodnight hugs by this point, if he was being honest, he rather enjoyed them, not having much physical contact from anywhere else.

“Goodnight Danny.” Gloria leaned in for her hug, as Danny’s head came to rest on Gloria’s shoulder, he saw a devilish look on Jen’s face as she slowly lifted the device.

Danny’s eyes widened in terror as he felt the swell of Gloria’s boobs as she pulled him in for a hug at the same time as Jen pushed the button once again. Danny felt his cock rapidly harden in his pants as Gloria hugged him and he hoped that she wouldn’t feel it digging into her.

But Jen didn’t stop there, her devious look intensified and Danny could do nothing but silently beg Jen with his eyes. It didn’t work.

Smiling evilly, Jen pushed a button on the screen and watched with glee at just how effective Danny’s device actually was. For Danny, time seemed to move in slow motion, Gloria’s hug had only lasted a couple of seconds, but it was one second too long. Just as Gloria was about to release her hold, Danny moaned out in pleasure…


“Ohhh F-fuck!” His hands automatically squeezed hard into Gloria’s back as he came hard in his pants, burying his face in Gloria’s shoulder to muffle the sounds, but he couldn’t seem to stop his hips from thrusting unconsciously as he spurted his load.

Gloria, to her credit, didn’t freak out, even though she had to have known what was happening. She waited for a second or two, and then freed herself from the hug, allowing Danny to slump back against the kitchen counter, face flushed with a mixture of arousal and embarrassment.

It was Jen who broke the silence. “Wooww, I think you were right Gloria. He really was ‘pent up’.”

“Now Jen, I’m sure whatever just happened was out of Dan’s control. Anyway, I’m heading up to take a bath now. Dan, I suggest you get yourself cleaned up.” Gloria angled her chin towards Danny’s crotch and the visible wet spot that was forming. “Goodnight.”

When Gloria was clear of the room, Danny turned his attention back to Jen.

“That was NOT cool Jen!”

“Pfft hahahaha, are you kidding? That was hilarious! You should have seen your face.” Jen laughed out loud, further teasing Danny, before beginning to imitate his orgasm herself. “Oh Fuck. Oh Gloria. Yes. Yes YES! Hahahaha.”

“I did not sound like that at all!” Danny protested.

“Whatever, man. Anyway, you better go get cleaned up. I can smell your jizz, unless you want me to start pressing some other buttons.”

Danny acquiesced and headed upstairs to change, trying not to get turned on by the sound of Jen making the fake orgasm noises a moment ago.

Unfortunately, by the time he made it back downstairs, Jen had disappeared, taking the device with her before sending a text message to Danny.

‘You were right Dan. This device is actually pretty cool, so I decided to take it for a real test run. I’ll have it back, safe and sound in a couple of days. Probably. Later nerd. XXX’

Shit. Just what would a girl like Jen do with a device like that, and when would she be giving it back…?

End.