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Jason and Gary sat, side by side, on a porch swing. Mist wetted the trees growing from the sides of the gorge, filling the air with the scent of the leaves. Jason was still, gathering his thoughts, while Gary shifted in anticipation of long-awaited answers. The leonid was not tall for his kind, yet he loomed over Jason. Even so, it was the smaller man’s presence that seemed overwhelming. This was Jason’s world, and on an instinctive level, Gary could feel it.

“I must be a strange figure to you,” Jason said. “I’m still coming to grips with it myself, to be honest, but my perspective is less important. It’s easy to deal with power when you’re the one that has it.”

He glanced up at the leonid.

“I’ve been watching you your entire life. You didn’t feel it, but I was there. When you were born. When the Karadeniz brothers were chasing you through the park and got caught in that thorn bush you could have sworn wasn’t there when you passed through.”

Gary blinked, and his eyebrows shot up.

“Was that…?”

“Me? Yes, it was. I’ve seen every moment of your life, Gary.”

“Even when I was taking a dump?”

“I wasn’t actually watching that. I was, on some level, aware that it was happening. For everyone in my domains. It takes some getting used to, being what I am.”

“People talk about you like you’re a god sometimes. Are you?”

“That’s complicated. The short answer is no. The long answer is… kind of. A bit.”

“That doesn’t make things clear.”

Jason laughed.

“Something I am unfortunately very aware of. But we’re not here to talk about me, even if I can’t seem to help myself. You want to know what makes you special. Different.”

“Yes,” Gary said, his voice half a whisper.

“Everyone is special, within their own context. A precious child, a loving friend. The short answer is that you’re not any more special than anyone else. But you’re here for the long answer. For the parts of your particular context that you’ve glimpsed, but never really seen.”

“Yes.”

“Okay. The first thing you should know is that I’m not, strictly speaking, meant to tell you what I’m about to. But the rules, as they relate to you, have been bent pretty far already. I’ll explain how and why as we go. But first, I want you to understand that you shouldn’t tell anyone else what I’m going to tell you. You’ll want to talk about it later, once you’ve thought things over. You can find me again, or Rufus. A couple of others. You met my friends at the party, and I know that Emi had told you about Farrah. You don’t really know her yet, but she might be someone you want to talk to. Also, your mother’s obstetrician.”

“What?”

“I’ll get there. Probably best if I go all the way back, and come at this in order. I’ve been told I’m not the best at explaining things, but it begins, as you know doubt suspect, with my friend Gary…”

***

Some of the homes in Asano village were set on a clifftop, digging into the rock to emerge from the cliff face itself, with window walls looking out over the Pacific. Anna sat in a lounge room, in one of two chairs angled between facing the other and looking out to sea. In the other seat was Claire Danvey, United States Secretary of State.

“Asano wants to explain it all,” Anna said. “What he was doing the last time he was here, and why. How that leads into what lies ahead for our planet.”

“Your concern is that he won’t be believed.”

“To put it mildly, yes. I’ve heard the full explanation, Claire, and with the full context, it reads like a holy text. If Jason goes before Congress and his first sentence is ‘I know who created the universe and it’s not who your book says,’ no one is going to hear his second sentence.”

“Can the problematic parts be excised?”

“Not if you want the actual truth. The actual reasons. Not if you want to understand what the last twenty years have been about, and what’s coming next. The Network doesn’t know, Claire. Not even yours, in the United States. They’ve been looking at the big picture through a tiny hole, punched in the wall. I’ve heard the full thing, and you need that context.”

“A private briefing, then?”

“That gets political very fast. Religion has been more volatile than ever in the face of magic coming out in the open. If we start having secret briefings where the most religious members of political bodies are excluded, I don’t have to tell you what happens then. That’s true in every country, not just yours, but the United States will be an especially loud voice in the reaction.”

“Then what do you want to do?”

“That’s what we’ve been considering for months. Every broad solution leads to pointlessness. If we redact enough information to make it palatable to everyone, there’s not enough left to have value to anyone. If we reveal everything, it creates a political storm that inundates everything. If we try it half and half, we get the worst of both worlds.”

“Every broad solution.”

“Secrets are dangerous. When revealed, they can do more damage than if they were put into the open in the first place. But we couldn’t come up with anything better. Magic was governed by secret societies for centuries.”

“And you want to make a new one?”

“Yes. Crucial people, all around the world. We start by telling them everything.”

“And then you tell them what to do next.”

“No. If Asano wanted to tell the Earth what to do, he’d conquer it. He wants the people of Earth to make their own choices, but informed ones.”

“You’re claiming he has no agenda of his own?”

“He has interests. He’s been impressed with the humanitarian programs the Cabal have instigated since the reveal of magic, and wants to support them. For programs instituted by himself and his clan, he sees magical education as the way forward. He believes that magitech is the pathway for Earth to catch up to worlds with more inherent magic than we have. Earth’s knowledge of technology outstrips that of magic, to the point of stunting the development of magitech. He wants to change that.”

“And who will receive this enhanced magical education?”

“That’s up for discussion, but in short: everyone. The details…”

Anna stopped at a knock on the door.

“Enter,” she said, and one of the Secretary’s aids came in.

“Secretary. Mrs Tilden. Director Barstow has asked you both to attend a briefing on an emerging situation.”

“The CIA wants me to attend?” Anna asked as she and Davney got to their feet.

“Uh…” the aid said, her eyes darting back and forth uncomfortably. “The director said that, uh if that slippery little shadow so-and-so is just going to listen in anyway, we might as well have a human being attend. He didn’t actually say so-and-so, but he meant Mr Asano’s—”

“We’re all familiar with Shade, thank you Courtney,” the secretary said. “Where is the briefing?”

“There’s a conference centre, Madam Secretary. It was refurbished from a spa centre, apparently.”

“Meaning that there isn’t a spa centre anymore?”

“Not that I’m aware, Madam Secretary.”

“I won’t lie: that’s disappointing. Shall we, Anna?”

***

“…it normally doesn’t work that way,” Jason explained. “Souls usually reappear so far removed from their previous incarnations that they will never encounter someone that knew them.”

“Reincarnation,” Gary repeated for the eighth time. It was after the fifth that Jason had decided to just push on.

“In this case, the Reaper decided to go a different way. Bend his own rules, one last time, before the rules were locked in once more. The cosmic throne thing I told you about, but the details of that don’t matter.”

“Reincarnation.”

“Yep.”

Gary’s face creased in a confused squint.

“You said a gift?”

“I did.”

“The grim reaper gives people gifts?”

“No, the Reaper just… passed it on. The gift was from my friend Gary. And the gift he gave us was you.”

“How can he give me when he is me?”

“He isn’t you. And you aren’t him. I know you better than anyone, Gary. Better than you know yourself, and you are not the friend I lost. Rufus isn’t seeing our friend when he looks at you. He’s just remembering. You are your own man. Think of the other Gary as an ancestor. Someone who died before you were born, but has an undeniable impact on who you are. You’re not him. You’re his legacy, but you also have to make your own way. To be your own person. If you want to know more about him, that’s okay. If you never want to hear another thing, and carve a path entirely your own making, that’s great too.”

“But can I? Am I just some copy of a dead guy?”

“Not at all. You’re different people. There are similarities. People like you, the way they liked him. You both have a talent for making things, albeit very different things. He was bigger than you. You’re smarter than he was. But those are the little things. You’re young, and none of us know the man you’re going to become. The other Gary isn’t going to determine that. He just gave us, his friends, the honour of seeing it. Helping you along the way, from time to time.”

Jason stood up and put a hand on Gary’s shoulder.

“You have a lot to think about. There’s no rush. I’ll leave you be, for now. If you need anything, just ask. Anything. Lunch. A drink. Nineteen left snow skis. A jet pack.”

“I can’t tell my parents?”

“Rufus is telling your parents right now. We would never put this on you and make you keep it from them.”

Relief spilled across Gary’s face.

“I’d like to see them.”

 Jason nodded and a portal opened. Jason went through to where Rufus was with Gary’s parents on the cloud ship. They looked as shaken as their son, and Jason’s sudden arrival didn’t alleviate that. They scrambled to their feet, standing nervous as green fresh soldiers on inspection. Rufus made introductions.

“It’s lovely to meet you,” Jason said. “I know you’ve just heard a lot of strange things.”

“Well,” Gary’s father said. “This one time, we got turned into lion people. I think we figured about then that life would have some strange turns.”

Jason laughed and shook his hand.

“That’s a good attitude to have,” Jason said, “and one I think Gary could use right now. He’s asked to see you, and he’s right through there.”

Gary’s mother wasted no time, grabbing her husband by the arm on her way to the portal.

“How did it go?” Rufus asked.

“Not sure. A bit shell-shocked. It’ll take some time. And some love. I like his parents.”

“I’ve known them a long time,” Rufus said.

“You should go through as well. Just go in the house if they need some space, but be there if they need you. I’m going to go poke my head into a CIA briefing. There’s something going on in Pakistan.”

***

“…gold-rank manifestation has reached the state of being visible to the naked eye.” The woman onscreen reported from a Network grid station. “We anticipate full manifestation in forty-two to forty-seven minutes.”

“And why is it happening in Pakistan an issue?” Jason asked, stepping out of a shadow in the corner. The people in the room turned in surprise, except for Anna, who rolled her eyes. Jason held out his hand for Claire Danvey to shake.

“Madam Secretary.”

Claire made quick introductions. There were several CIA agents in the room, along with Anna, Natalie Park of ASIS, the secretary herself, and Courtney, her staffer. The woman onscreen was Juliet Crowne, of the US Network.

“Sorry to just jump in,” Jason said, “but the situation seemed urgent. You’ll have to forgive my ignorance of contemporary geopolitics, but I’ve been away for some time. Why does being in Pakistan make it a larger problem?”

“Pakistan was always an Islamic state,” Anna explained, “but it doubled down heavily in the time you’ve been away. It has embraced magitech, but has outlawed any personal magical abilities as a religious affront. It ousted all magical factions and has grown increasingly isolationist.”

“How do they deal with high-rank monsters?” Jason asked. “Or even mid-ranked ones? If all they have is normal people with magically enhanced rifles, even a bronze-rank monster would give them trouble, right?”

“The Pakistani government secretly maintains a small number of essence users to deal with high-rank issues,” Claire said. “The US helps them maintain the group, in return for certain very quiet concessions. They are not up to the task of handling a gold-rank manifestation, though.”

She gave Jason a pointed look.

“What we could use is someone outside of existing government and magical faction structures, with the ability to deploy rapidly and the strength to handle gold-rank monsters.”

“With minimum collateral damage,” added Juliet, still onscreen. “The manifestation is over the Indus River, close the Sukkur Barrage.”

“That’s a dam?” Jason asked.

“Yes,” Juliet said. “One that regulates the largest irrigation system on the planet. Even ignoring the political ramifications of its destruction, the humanitarian and economic impact would be devastating.”

“I can step in,” Jason said. “Can you smooth my intervention over with the locals?”

“We have contacts within the Pakistani government,” Claire said. “Privately, they’ll be grateful. Publicly, they’ll denounce you. ‘Uninvited incursion onto sovereign lands,’ that kind of thing.”

“Behind closed doors, this might help us handle the religious issues we’re looking at,” Anna said. “I know that’s not why you’re going to help them, Jason, but if you do good here, it can help us, too.”

“We should get started,” Claire said. “Mr Asano, if you could prepare, that would be appreciated, but wait for my signal. I need to contact the Pakistani Minister for Foreign Affairs first, and this is a time to ask for permission, not forgiveness. If you all could clear the room, please, and Courtney, please reach out to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs for a call with the minister. I suspect he is waiting for us to do so.”

Jason left, alongside Anna and the others. The main area of Asano village still maintained a holiday feel, if one under occupation with vans and security teams everywhere.

“Jason, I know this isn’t the time,” Anna said, “but do you remember our conversations about major government officials and the importance of using doors?”

“I understand, Anna,” his voice casual and friendly. “But a conversation we never had was about how I helped build this place with my own hands, for my family. My patience is largely occupied with keeping my desire to kill everyone here and turn this place into a crater out of my demeanour. So, I hear you, but you were extremely right about this not being the time. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go tell my friends it’s time to fight some evil.”

“Try and play up the superhero theme,” she said. “Colourful, flashy; keep people and the dam safe. You’re the world’s first superhero, and we want people to remember that.”

“I’d tell you there are more important things to be thinking about,” Jason said, “but flashy is kind of my thing.”

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mhaj58

Welcome back shirty

Chris Furry

Sweet mama from heaven!!! Welcome back, Shirt! It was good to hear mum is doing better!

Sean Beasle

Now this was for sure an hour early! And he is back with the crack! Thank you Shirt!

LolGamez

Bless your mamma shirt

liam funk

HE HAS RETURNED!! (glad you’re mother is ok).

Benjamin Grant

I have missed this so much

Dylan Alexander

Got to love the fact that they still want to use Jason for their own agendas, pathetic.

JonO

Oh yeah, that's the stuff! Tyftc! And I wish you and your family well!

Shadow Prelate

Nope! From now till April 6, the chapters are releasing at this time. It's bc of different starts and ends of daylight savings time between countries

Preston Stokes

I'm surprised you got back to this so fast. I think I speak for all of us when I say we want you to take care of family first. I truly hope all is well with mum. Thank you kindly for the unexpected chapter.

James Rosado

Thanks for the chapter! Glad your mom is doing better

Appl

You probably live in America, daylight savings happened and now it'll be an hour earlier untill march

Shope

Thanks Shirt! Welcome back! Trust your Mom is good?

Samuel Strode

Evil superhero turned to good…

Cam

Welcome back shirt!!

Valhazstromoz

Based on the comments mama shirt is ok? I'm glad give her my well wishes as much as they'd mean coming from a stranger on the internet shirt I wish her well

Jarrett Glass

Welcome back! I needed this injection of Gold rank deliciousness.

Charles

Thank you so much I was in desperate need for a chapter

Martin Tomsic

Thank you for the chapter, Shirtaloon!!! And it was another wonderful chapter!

Vincent Ciavone

WOOOO NEW CHAPTER. But first and foremost, make sure you’re taking care of yourself as well, you enough to deal with already, don’t put the book before yourself

badw0lf

Thanks for the chappy and hope all is well with your family. Let us know if we can help out with things

Mamuamap

TYFTC

Shup Idot

Keep well man, don't over do it, your mental is important with everything going on.

Laura Hemly

Welcome back,Shirt, and thanks much for the chapter. I assume your mom is still at home, you've found her the help she needs (which is a huge thing -- his last few years, my dad had a home aide who was wonderful, the whole family adopted her!), and she's continuing to improve. Give her all our love from your internet fans around the world, please! And this is an outstanding chapter. I love the CIA director's attitude about Shade!

Joanna

Aaahhh!! It’s lovely to have you back for a bit! I’m a little surprised the title of this chapter wasn’t “Flashy is Kinda My Thing”.

Martin Tomsic

Whole-heartedly agree!! As much as I love this series, Shirt and his family need to be his primary focus. So if this coming out means that his mom is doing well, then I'm even happier than if this was just a normal chapter after a break.

Zachar Holma

Tftc welcome back Shirt!

Vincent Ciavone

“I’m going to poke my head into a CIA briefing. There’s something going on in Pakistan.” Idk if I’d trust the cia on that jason

Jordan Brennan

Tyftc! This was a nice surprise when opening my email this morning ^_^

Scott McCarthy

Honestly, considering the closeness to India, I half want Jason to just send in Taika and say "go Garuda it up"

TBONEMAN

It would be a lot simpler to describe Gareth as a weird third parent to Gary.

Justin Butler

"Flashy is kind of my thing." Is an understatement lmao

Michael Smalley

Woooo! Great new chapter from the short hiatus!! I'm very interested in seeing how telling Gary the truth will playout. I seem to remember valdis swearing the chase Rufus to the ends of the cosmos if he ever told.

Chiqui Joy

* Contented sigh * that was nice! Looking forward to watching Gary grow into his own person. it was such a present surprise to see a new chapter notification. Thanks, Shirt! But if you need to write at a slower pace to also have time for your family - take that time. We are happy for whatever writing time you can spare.

Martin Tomsic

That would make for a great chapter title, but I think this was definitely the right choice. The title was taken from the political conversation, but is very much referencing the conversations had with Gary and his family.

James Oliger

Man, not gunna lie, I've been missing these. Got told an old friend died today. This was a really nice part to a rough day.

Joi Soto

Awesome! Thank you 😊

Soli116

Thank you for the great chapter. I feel guilty for the free stuff when you should be on FMLA AUS equivalent. Please keep yourself healthy and i hope your mom is doing well.

ReadingObsessed

Looking forward to the whole speaking ability name superhero cliche!

Jesus Nunez

Thanks for the chapter. Hope your mom is doing well and don't be afraid to take more time off to take care of her if needed !

Chris Sutherland

Hey Shirt, welcome back. You’ve been missed. Hopefully this means that things with your mum are going in the right direction. Stay strong and take care of yourself.

Vincent Ciavone

There’s a part of me that feels like Jason should be above most of his emotional issues at this point since he’s had so many arcs about learning to be more mature and handle it all.BUT MOST OF ME loves that Jason can’t become a perfect person, especially in his situation, so many things has numbed him to violence, he has the power to solve the issues he facing but can’t handle how that effects others, and even when he doesn’t have the power to handle things, he’s gained the influence to deal with it anyway. Jason is quite literally as we’ve seen, a god Among men, and being done wrong, by ignorant people who are most definitely in the wrong, I just can’t imagine the anger of dealing with that. Not to be a edgy Dweeb

Martin Tomsic

Velius, not Valdis. Valdis would get smacked around if he tried going after Rufus. hahahaha And Velius was more concerned about Rufus potentially ruining young Gary by forcing him to be someone he isn't than revealing the truth of reincarnation. Though telling about reincarnation was still frowned upon.

Alisa Cox

Welcome back and also thanks for the chapter! Hope you mom is doing well ♥️

Shivrah

TYFTC Hope your mom is doing better.

CorvalisPalevar

Lovely chapter, and I too wish your mom well.

Martin Tomsic

Can't expect a tiger to change its stripes. Just gotta hope that the next generation will be raised better

John Durrett

Welcome back Shirt and I do hope your mother is well. 2 things. 1. I feel the pain on the loss of the Spa. Just why.would.you.do.that?! 2. Gary - Think of Jason and friends as a still living ancestor that was bunker buddies with Ancient Gary - and they will always have your back. And Jason is the richest uncle you never new you had - he can make damn near anything in his universe and give it as a gift - up to gold level at this point. Ok.. new tangent - I kinda want to see Jason wearing one of the original Jamiroquai hats with the buffalo fuzz and horns singing Cosmic Girl as an Ode to Dawn.

Storm

TYFTC and best wishes for your mum!

Rglobal1995

I swear, every chapter of this series is gold

Nicholas Newsome

Tftc, thanks for taking the time despite everything. It was an awesome chapter

Martin Tomsic

“Your concern is that he won’t be believed.” “To put it mildly, yes. I’ve heard the full explanation, Claire, and with the full context, it reads like a holy text. If Jason goes before Congress and his first sentence is ‘I know who created the universe and it’s not who your book says,’ no one is going to hear his second sentence.” ----- It's so good to see that Anna is finally starting to get it!!! She still treats Jason like a child, but I think that is more out of habit than out of her thinking that he isn't as powerful or important as he acts and claims. ----- Side note: It's probably a shame that nobody would hear his second sentence, because I think it would be something along the lines of, "Well, I don't actually know them personally, as they were fired for making our universe, but I have met their successor a few times and he's a right prick."

Matt Streit

Welcome back! Hope all is well!

Alejandro Piña

Nice to have you back, and tftc.

Andrew Q Dunckley

Missed you and hope your mother is OK.

Sin

Welcome back.

Larry Rohdes

WOW, Just WoW! Welcome Back SHIRT! Much love to your mum from us.

BloodStorm

I hope they live stream team biscuit fighting the gold ranked monster.

Malcolm Gray

WE R FUCKING BACK!!!

kinglemur

Fuck yeah new chappie, hope your mom is doing better

Charles W. Grainger

Great chapter! Thank you for putting this out, with everything you have going on. Love to you all

Scott Way

Great chapter. Hope mama shirt is doing well. If you are up for it please post an update. I'm sure I'm not the only one hoping all is better with her.

Alex Schellenberg

Why are people still hung up on Dawn? It was a temporary thing and she is 3/4 transcended by now. She moved on, he moved on.

Kirivina

“I’d tell you there are more important things to be thinking about,” Jason said, “but flashy is kind of my thing.” Had me rolling! 😂🤣😂🤣

Martin Tomsic

Superhero that turned evil and has returned to being good. He may also be a god-tier being that is above the concept of good and evil (or at least makes his own decrees on what good and evil are).

Damaddino

Hopefully your mom is doing well. But Shirt, can we please get Jason trying to mimic Batman? It’s the only superhero he could role play after all.

Nate Slusher

Shirt is baaaack!!!!! Thanks for the chapter!

mhaj58

Not to take away from what’s happening in Pakistan, but I spent the weekend in a charity event called HEAL Palestine. What’s happening in Gaza and the West Bank makes the Holocaust look like the Civil Rights Movement.

Greg Lewis

Dawn was awesome. She's by far the coolest of his live interests.

Kraede Epoch

Gotta say, this is the best thing to happen all day. Hope everyone is doing great and FUCK Mondays.

ThoMiCroN

Does the current Jason have the ability to divine who was the person that used his soul before he was reincarnated as Jason Asano?

Rowdy Robby

Thank you Shirt. Glad to hear your mom is doing well.

ThoMiCroN

I can’t wait to see the Apostolic Nuncio for the Asano Clan (the Vatican/Papal State’s ambassador) visiting the Asano realm and see Jason’s godly powers, and Nik. Then, the Papal Bull on Jason Asano, with its Latin title and all.

Dave

Welcome back, ttfc

Ray S.

No. It doesnt. Id like the war to stop but to compare it to the holocaust is just silly. Look up the comparable deaths and how the people lived. Gaza sucks but no where near the holocaust.

Stephanie Washburn

He'll be fine with flashy. That was a productive and useful meeting.

Stephanie Washburn

I think "I'd like to bring up the note about using doors" is fair professional feedback because following it would help him achieve his goals and help her do the job he gave her.

Moonray

I forget how Emi phrased it a few books back, but that's "Earth thinking not Pallimustrus thinking". Which isn't to say you are wrong from Anna's perspective. Just that I think the whole point of that was to show that Jason is operating on a whole different level than one that needs, let alone thinks of physical doors.

Brian

Thank you shirt.

Moonray

I don't know about you, but I'm waiting for Dawn's return not for the romantic aspect, but because of her instructions to the rest of the companions that included "when next we meet, you must do what I say and leave behind who you must" (or something like that). Given that Boris has referenced things to come even after Jason sat on the Sundered Throne...yeah, I can't wait for the return of the Magical Space Princess!

IllustriousIllusionist

Shirt please I am BEGGING to be given an update on Jason’s abilities next chapter. We went the entire 12th book with no update on what his new Gold Rank abilities actually do 😭

ThoMiCroN

No it doesn’t. The stuff at Gaza is more or less normal stuff that happens during wars. Don’t go believing there are wars that happen exempt of war crimes, there always are some.

Hell 5pawn

Hell yeah flashy is his kind of thing. I haven't forgotten his first awakening stone made him sparkly.

Zack

There might be nobody. We've only gotten a peek at what happens after death with lots of hints that reincarnation isn't the only option, nor is it even the most common. Assuming there's not some fixed number of souls, it's entirely possible his soul is 'new'

ThoMiCroN

« And then Lord Jason receiveth the relic from the Healer, and the relic changed into a rabbit man, and thus The Son began. » Book of Jason, Epistle to Rexion, verse 36

Logen Felxon

It's hard to mimic batman when DC lawyers are litigative af. Also, I'de take a Jason helping the populace anyday over a Batman even though I like Batman. :P

Logen Felxon

It is the season of moms having medical issues, hope yours is fairing good. Anyhue, great chappie m8. :)

Hunter

I remember Jason say Humphrey has a middle eastern super man look about him. Finally humps time to shine.

Laura Hemly

I'm sorry about the loss of your old friend. I understand your pain and the relief that something nice can provide to an otherwise painful day.

Laura Hemly

But considering how well Pakistan and India DON'T get along, that might just make an already bad situation worse!

Damaddino

It would never violate copyrights to do something simple like “I am vengeance I am the night I am Hedgemon. He’s been called a Batman chuuni before.

Liesmith

Anna: "Ok, Team Biscuit, this region is a cultural hotbed, so make sure to show great cultural sensitivity if you interact with any of the locals." Team Biscuit: (slowly turns to look at Jason in unison) Jason: "...what?"

Kismet

Sadly true. It's just that we get to see it live and in person 24/7 now. I hate that the people who have been the whipping boy for millenia are now using those same tactics on others. It's disgusting.

Jacob Kraus

You could also look on the Discord to see what's on there. Or ask on the Discord. It's a more appropriate place to ask that kind of thing and you will get a quicker response.

Alan Montgomery

He tries for "I'm Batman" but winds up with "I'm the terror that flaps in the night"

MakaBones

This was such a good chapter. A little bit of everything, but I loved seeing it. I appreciated the character progression with Gary(nano), and the measured but angry retort from Jason about how he built the place with his family. There was politics but it got to the point, and it served the plot while building up to the next setting. Ending the whole thing on a positive note with a classic Jason "it's kind of my thing" line. Such a good chapter.

Loah

"Okay, Hump, all you need to say is "Allahu Akbar" and they'll love you, trust me!" "... Jason?" "Yes, Hump?" "Are you trying to cause another international incident?" "... I have no idea what you're talking about."

Andrew Vogel

It's absolutely not on the same level. You'd make a better point if you stuck to facts.

Mist Sparrow

Idk if making a new secret society is even necessary, the bridge will stabilize in a decade or 2 and allow back and forth travel right ? The exposure to new cultures and the blending that it will cause will do plenty to introduce the reality of magic I think. Eventually vacationing on palimustus would be a thing I think

Kenneth

I think it's just their attempt to avoid going on air and saying "Hey yeah, so, every religion on the planet is completely wrong." Historically speaking, even minor disagreement with two sects of a religion can explode into a huge war. Imagine what will happen if every one of every religion is told uh yeah....everything you've based your life on is a lie.

Mist Sparrow

Agreed , but the solution to that isn't creating his own illuminati. It's dissemination of information, creating education programs like he's already planned is a great first step now he just has to ease people into it over the decades while the bridge stabilizes. Earth will be getting visitors from priests of actual gods soon enough, and in a few centuries it'll have gods all for itself. Making magic a part of mundane life through a public outreach and maybe something like an online crash course library would aclimate people better imo. He's gotta make magic boring and everyday to make it innocuous

Stuart Thwaites

Yeah, religion is a touchy topic for almost everyone with a drop of faith. My experience is as a person who believes in a god but not what people say about god. So, dispute my personal morals coming close to Christian morals I've rarely had a religious conversation with a Christian that didn't end with them angry at me.

Tim

@Mist, and thats what hes doing. If you want to make REAL, lasting changes, you have to do it through children. You cant change an ideology already installed, you educate newer generations with the new seeds and wait for them to germinate. His illuminati, as you put it, can clear the weeds as best they can for the roots to spread. And Idk why I went full on plant metaphor, but there you have it.

Mist Sparrow

I absolutely agree, the only portion I take issue with is the making his own secret society part, especially since even Jason recognizes that eventually when it goes public things will explode again. Maybe the illuminati approach would work for a couple decades, but once people can freely cross the bridge I don't see it being necessary in the long term.

Mist Sparrow

There might be other options beyond reincarnation as far as what happens with souls, we've only had s glimpse into that stuff

Laura Hemly

I believe Shirt has said he's not doing blow-by-blow upgrade changes to abilities any more, but instead provides changes when they're important to the action. Like when Jason was fighting Valdis in the mirage chamber. I don't blame him; I'm one of, I suspect, many people who prefer seeing upgraded abilities only when they matter to the story rather than making Heath read multiple pages of abilities at, now, four ranks!

Hunter

Does this secret he’s going to divulge have to do with the big event that happens after Jason fixes everything with the link and bridge? I think Shaiko,Dawn,Boris and Carmen have all hinted at it. Boris may have even told Jason about it off screen like he said he was going to

Tim

I doubt Boris would, Shirts def saving that for when the time lady whose name Ive forgotten reappears now that the bridge has been installed.

Mist Sparrow

I hope there wasn't an important talk off screen, I'm still salty about missing the entire dragon continent and the antics they got up to there

ByLAWphoto

@Mist Sparrow--if you have a legit playbook on how to handle competing religious sects WITHOUT it devolving into slander or violence, please...consider posting it license-free online. I know of a few countries who would be most interested.

Mist Sparrow

With or without paradigm shifting magic being introduced, ontop of a bridge to a whole new world being connected? To me atleast this is a brand new Renaissance in the making, trying to be the secret puppeteer behind the scenes isn't a good solution because it'll just end like the network already did, fractures, coups, and newfound power vacuums.

Sam

How are they the world's first superhero when the EOA spent time doing exactly that? Showing enhanced as super heroes

Kalanaere

Anna. Giving Jason free reign to be a flashy super hero is not a good plan. You should know this

Soli116

The EOA started the media campaign to set Jason up as a superhero before they came out. He was what they used to set themselves up for their own.

Logen Felxon

Thanks Soli116, mine's fighting cancer, and it seems to be going okay. I'm sure she'll be fine.

Martin Tomsic

Almost perfect! But you forgot to point out that Jason was being distracted by a delicious sandwich and some tasty beverage.

ABTelford

OMG you’re back! Welcome back!!! 🥳🥳

Martin Tomsic

They could create a pre-essence magic training organization for children and call them Junior Biscuiteers! Have them selling Stash brand biscuits to earn Clan Asano points towards essences for when they are able to take them in.

Martin Tomsic

@Stephanie - In all honesty, that was not quality feedback. Everyone in that room knew that Shade was there (it was specifically discussed) and they also knew about Jason's ability to shadow jump through him. They effectively knew that Jason was sitting in on the meeting, whether physically or remotely. If anything, his appearing the way he did was more courteous than if he had only responded by voice or if he came in through a door. Responding only by voice would imply that it wasn't a matter serious enough for him to be there in person. Coming in through the door would be excessively patronizing in treating them as if they were old people too stuck in their ways to handle how the world has changed around them.

Martin Tomsic

@ThoMiCroN - Thanks, now I can't stop picturing Josh Gad preaching the legend of Jason and his interactions with the Magic Space Bird and the Cosmic General Contractor. Oh, and can't forget about the space princess, Sunny Morning.

Raves

While the other Jason with a mustache was eating some biscuits

Kconraw

Thx for the chapter

Chloe

Tyftc

Skalias Pablo

I don't know why, but the "You're the worlds first super hero" line made me tear up a bit. Maybe a feeling of nostalgia for "simpler" times (if you can call getting jumped by the magic world police every other day simple). Or just the ever dreaded pointing out how much time has passed.

Joshua Little

Thanks for the chapter.

StarkRG

The best way to handle people is to figure out what they're gonna do anyway and tell them to do that.

Tony McNeil

"but it begins, as you know doubt suspect, with my friend Gary…”" should be "no doubt".

Nea

*cue the battle music*