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TL;DR:

  • Tomorrow's chapter is the last for the year.

  • Heath has recorded book 12, chapter zero.

  • It is available to his $1 patrons.

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Firstly, I'll just conform that the last chapter for the year will be released tomorrow. I'm looking forward to some rest, although I do have to review the first round of editing for book 12, so I won't be completely off the clock, at least for a while. I hope you all have a good holiday season, whatever traditions you might hold to. For me, it will be family, gathering in the summer tropics. The heat should be good for my still-recovering mum.

I know that many of my readers, even here on Patreon, are big fans of the audiobooks and the excellent work that Heath Miller does narrating them. A few weeks ago, I released the summary of book 11 from the upcoming book 12, for release in May of next year. Heath has gone ahead and recorded the draft version of that bonus chapter for people to enjoy and, at my suggestion, placed it on the bottom tier of his Patreon.

This will probably be used in marketing in five months or so, but Heath has made it available early, along with the other great stuff he puts out, such as profanity-filled bloopers of his HWFWM recordings. If any of you want to jump into his discord, or check out his Patreon, the links are above.

See you in the new year,

-Shirt

Comments

Dylan Hughes

Happy holidays, enjoy the time off! See you next year

Tony

Enjoy the break. I’m looking forward to the return in the new year.

Hunter Church

Thanks for all of your amazing work! Enjoy your holiday and Merry Christmas!!!

Josh A

Thank you Shirt! I didn't even know he had his own patreon, I'll gladly look into it! Have a good holiday and enjoy your time with family!

Randren

Enjoy your break! Well deserved :)

Mike Zebill

Enjoy the holidays! Rest up and we look forward to the new year and the ssandwich adventures that it will bring

Shope

Thanks Shirt! Happy Holidays! Also, wishing whoever suggested re-listening to the audiobooks a Transcendent year and new year! On book 2 and it’s magical!

David Gise

Thank you for sharing your work with all of us. I’ve read or listened to the first 9 books many times (and 10/11 at least twice) and it’s always a pleasure.

Heath Miller

Thanks, Shirt! All the best to you and your mum and all your readers.

Kalanaere

Have a great Holiday

Matt Turner

Dude have a great time off and I hope your mum is doing better.

Jeff

Next year?? I'll be there no matter what.

Dazzoboy

I got a start on this book through the audiobooks and plan on purchasing the physical books asap, an extra chapter the talented Heath is a must!

Justin

Shade is the fucking best! TYFTC!

dragon

Happy holidays shirt and heath I wish I could listen to it but parten canceled my membership so I’m waiting till membership starts back up.

Chioke Nelson

Hey Shirt, will you be pausing billing for the rest of the year?

OJCOPACABANA

Happy holidays to you and yours, whoever reads this!

ABTelford

Thanks for the wonderful world you bring to us your readers. Enjoy reality with your family! 💗

Andrew Whewell

It's like thanking your crack dealer for not selling youu crack for a month, but yes, thank you so much for all you do! I hope you have a great holiday. Find some relaxation, Brother.

Benjamin Grant

The vocal talents of Heath Miller are truly incredible and add so much depth to the story in my head cannon Jason sounds like Heath

Insanely Asian

Cheers Mate! Hope the Silly season treats you and yours well. 🕳🕳🕳

Josh A

Lol ok, but just make sure to not let people walk all over him. He's got rights you know!

ByLAWphoto

Shirt and Shirters, may the best of this year be the worst of the next. Wishing you and yours a safe, warm, happy holiday season and a bright new year!

ByLAWphoto

he already said he would not be because when he did earlier this month, everything became FUBAR.

Wil Langford

Enjoy your rest and I'm glad you're taking care of your mum. Thanks for another year of stories and sandwiches.

David Jenkins

Enjoy your time off shirt home you have a wonderful Holliday season and you mom gets better quickly. Happy holidays and see ya next year

ByLAWphoto

HOLIDAY BISCUITS!

Johnkevin223

Happy Holidays Shirt!

Boatmonger

Enjoy your break and thank you again for sharing your creativity. Your book series is my favorite entertainment of the past 3 years of so.

Zuzana Toulcová

The same, glad I'm not the only ("not") HWFWM+Heath enthusiast (fanatic😌😅😇) The jokes make me relax and the phylosophy makes me thing and look at the world from a slightly different perspective. It's fascinating, the way (you) Shirt can imagine and shape and Heath give voice and personality to so a different people each with mind of their own. I ALWAYS look forward to hearing Clive 🥰😅 whenever I listen to his and Jason's first meetings in the first book I just can't but shake with laughter and sympathy for him (^_^)(⌒‐⌒)

Zuzana Toulcová

Actualy, who would be their parents to name someone like that!! I remember when Jason explained to Nik how names are important and in what ways. Now I'm wondering how would you deal with that, Shirt!😈(˵ ¬ᴗ¬˵)

Zuzana Toulcová

BTW Don't tell me that no one on the team Biscuit realised that Pastry STASH Biscuits does not belong to VelotraxiSTASH!!! 🤣🤣🤣 Farah knows, I'm pretty sure Sophie too, and Humphrey doesn't!! 🤣😂 Ooooh that's too rich 🤣🤣🤣

Matt Schmauss

Hey Shirt, I am rereading book 12 and I noticed that in the beginning of the book, the new Storm King is Zara’s brother. Later on it’s her cousin. Or maybe I’m wrong. Just wanted to let you know in case it was a mistake. Have a great holiday.

ByLAWphoto

check out a holiday gift to you, Shirters--"Jingle Apes", a reflection on https://www.patreon.com/posts/chapter-929-109326530

Matt Turner

so is the first new chapter tomorrow?