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In Saint-Étienne, Vincent Baudrillard was pacing around a rooftop garden courtyard. There was a wrought iron outdoor table setting, at which Emi Asano sat. She was eating a large half sandwich while she watched his back-and-forth march. He ran a hand through his increasingly dishevelled hair yet again, which only further set off his rakish good looks. Instead of telling him that, she made a poor attempt at stifling a giggle.

“Stop laughing!” he half begged, but his beleaguered voice only made her laugh harder.

“It’s strange seeing you so nervous,” she said. “I’m going to take my time and savour it.”

 She set her sandwich down on a plate, next its enormous other half.

“This isn’t funny,” Vincent told her.

“You say that, yet I find your frazzled state endlessly amusing.”

“I need your uncle to like me.”

“No, you need me to like you.”

“You already like me.”

“And how long is that going to last if you keep making assumptions.”

“Until I go bald, presumably. I know you like my hair.”

“I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

“Emi, as intimidating as I find the prospect of your wrath, his wrath is worse. He’s basically a god.”

“He’s not a god, Vince. Or a dad from an eighties movie. He won’t threaten to kill you if you don’t have me home by nine.”

Vincent stopped his pacing and let out an incoherent grumble before turning to look at Emi.

“I know that to you, he’s Uncle Jason. To me, he’s the guy who created the city we’re standing in with his mind, from another universe. And I’m the guy doing stuff to the niece who was a young teenage girl when he left.”

“Oh, we’re ‘doing stuff.’ My heart is aflutter at the flowery romance of your words.”

“I’m not going to say any more than that. He’s probably listening to us right now.”

“That’s not how it works, Vince. Uncle Jason says that watching over his domains is like having a conversation in a café. You’re not listening to the conversations around you, but you kind of are, without realising it. When someone says something that stands out, like your name, it suddenly draws your attention. You realise that, on some level, you were listening all along. But, in Uncle Jason’s case, the café also has a security system that lets him go back and see what anyone there said or did.”

“None of which precludes him from watching us right now, and I’m confident that mentioning anything more than ‘doing stuff’ will get him paying attention.”

She shook her head and let out a long-suffering sigh before getting to her feet. After moving over to him, she wrapped her arms around his neck and pulled him into a gentle kiss.

“You need to relax,” she told him. “I love you, so he’ll love you. Or else.”

His anxiety was not alleviated by her suddenly threatening expression, even if it wasn’t aimed at him.

“Besides,” she said cheerily, letting him go. “It won’t be Uncle Jason keeping an eye on us, will it, Shade?”

“He makes a point of giving you your privacy, Miss Emi.”

Vincent started as the voice came Emi’s shadow.

“What was that? he asked, wide-eyed.

“That’s Shade,” Emi said. “I’m sure I told you about Shade. He used to watch over me when I was young. He’s the best.”

“I appreciate your kindness, Miss Emi.”

“Now, tell Vince he has nothing to worry about.”

“In fairness, Miss Emi, your instincts were rather specifically accurate, in that Mr Asano was torn as to whether he should ‘go full eighties movie dad.’ Fortunately, his better judgement prevailed, but there was talk of an axe pendulum at one stage.”

Vincent turned even more pale.

“Do I want to know what an axe pendulum is?” he asked.

“It’s kind of right there in the name, sweetie. You strap someone down under it and it gets lower and lower, until it cuts them open or they agree to not date your niece, or whatever it is you want them to do.”

“This is not helping me calm down, Emi.”

“Who said I wanted you to calm down? I’m having a great time.”

“You’re the one who told me to relax.”

“No, I said you need to relax. I’m allowed to want things you don’t need.”

She looked at his disbelieving expression and started laughing all over again.

***

Jason floated in the air over his spirit domain. When he had first claimed it, he had reconstructed Saint-Étienne as it has been. During his years away, that had shifted with the needs of the clan and his own subconscious preferences. Then the clan had hidden away inside the astral, leaving it, for a time, to the vampires.

Following the clan’s re-emergence, the city grew further from what it had once been than ever. After taking it back from the vampires, Jason shaped the city more consciously, in consultation with the clan. Ken Asano was in charge of the clan’s urban design, making it a project Jason could, via avatars, spend time with his father.

While the architectural style of the buildings remained, the layout was now reflective of contemporary urban planning, filled with green spaces and walkable areas. Cars were a tertiary concern, the roads few and more interested in nice drives than efficient travel. With most of the adult population being essence users, distance could be covered easily of foot. With dimensional bags, transport didn’t require large trucks.

For those who weren’t essence users, the layout was accommodating to alternative transport. Bicycles conjured themselves up from the ground on request, returned to cloud-stuff once finished with. A trend for electric scooters fuelled by magic could be traced back to Taika’s mother.

Jason was happy with the results, but a hint of doubt remained. Was it urban renewal he was doing, or was he wiping out almost a thousand years of history? The city itself was gone, so any replica was exactly that: a fake. He shook his head, dismissing the thought. Even when the vampires were gone, Europe would have to become something new. There would be no returning to what it was, and trying to do so would produce a continent-wide museum at best, not a place for people to live.

He took comfort, such as it was, that this was not an entirely novel problem. In the wake of the second world war, Europe had been devastated and in need of massive reconstruction. The aftermath of the vampire occupation would be worse, but the task of recovery would be neither unprecedented nor insurmountable.

Jason descended through the air, deciding that his niece’s lover had suffered enough teasing. He wasn’t going to play the scary uncle and put Vincent through the wringer, as much as he was tempted. Emi was a grown woman who didn’t need his protection. That he hadn’t been there for her as she became that woman remained an open wound, however good the reasons for his absence.

The truth about Vincent Baudrillard was that Jason knew the man in ways that Emi, or even the man’s own family did not. Observing the domain from afar, he had watched him grow from a boy to a man. His virtues and failings; lessons learned, and choices made when he thought no one would ever know. He knew the man as a god would.

The Remore family’s teaching methods were built around the concept of individualised outcomes. Time allocation went to those who had the drive to push further, or could be guided to doing so. The most effort went to those with the greatest talent and, more importantly, motivation. Vincent didn’t have the intellect of Emi and Belinda, or the raw talent of Sophie and Rufus. He was not lacking on those regards, but more valuable than his talent was his drive.

Rufus had picked Vincent out early. The boy had a respectable talent for swordsmanship and, more importantly, a self-motivation that Rufus gave all the fuel it needed. Vincent’s hunger for growth was always met with the opportunity to do so. That was the core of the Remore teaching style. While Vincent was not the only one to warrant such treatment, his focus on swordplay made him an ideal protegee for Rufus. He was a vessel into which Rufus could pour the lessons he himself had received from the greatest sword master on Pallimustus.

Emi was likewise a driven child, but her focus on magic put limits on what Rufus could personally teach. Her more specialised training was through materials Rufus had been given expressly for that purpose by Farrah, Clive and even Belinda. It was not ideal to learn from recordings, but Emi’s inclination for self-learning helped bridge the gap.

It was natural for Emi and Vincent to come into contact through Rufus’ teachings, although their relationship was a slow and awkward thing. Emi had trouble with all her relationships, romantic and otherwise, due to her status within the clan. For Vincent’s part, he has his own issues, on top of the tribulations of courting the Asano Clan’s princess.

Jason could feel Vincent’s aura, ready to push from the upper reaches of silver towards gold. He, like Rufus’ other promising seeds, was approaching the brink of advancement. Jason suspected that with the guidance of Rufus’ mother, the Asano clan would soon see a deluge of gold.

Jason’s interest in Vincent was as a match for Emi, not his abilities, but rank did matter. Shared perspectives were important to any relationship, magical or not, but the bigger concern was ageing. Jason had heard stories of adventurer relationships falling apart as one member remained unchanging while the other grew old and died.

Unlike Vincent, Emi was not approaching gold rank. She did not slack in facing monsters to advance, but she had learned young that she was more scholar than warrior. She was solidly into silver-rank, however, and Jason had no doubt she would reach gold eventually. He would engineer her way to the immortality of diamond if he could, but such advancement would always be on her. He still needed to stumble his own way to that height.

As the pair continued to bicker and flirt, He arrived on the rooftop, manipulating his aura so that they both ignored his presence. It was a trick he’d first developed studying vampire auras on Earth, although the original technique had only worked on crowds of mortal strangers. Years of iteration had turned it into his most sophisticated aura technique, although it remained unreliable on others of his own rank. Even Vincent might have seen through it, were he not so nervous and distracted. It was only when Jason picked up the untouched half of Emi’s sandwich that his presence was discovered.

“Do you have to be so dramatic?” Emi asked as she leapt up from her seat.

Jason’s response as she ensnared him in a hug was muffled by a mouth full of sandwich. Vincent looked on with a deer-in-headlights stare, waiting for the car to plough into him. Jason extricated himself from his niece and set what remained of his stolen sandwich half back on the plate.

“Moppet, I think that it’s time your young man and I had a long overdue talk.”

She put her hands on her hips.

“You just got here.”

“And I’ll be here for a while,” he told her. “Finally.”

“Fine,” she capitulated, putting on the childish air of the girl she’d been when Jason had left her. She picked up the plate with the sandwiches, pulling it out of reach when Jason reached for it.

“You can have it when you come and see your niece instead of her boyfriend,” she said, and marched through the doorway to the stairwell. Jason chuckled and turned to Vincent, who was finally thawing from his frozen state. Jason looked him up and down, then claimed Emi’s vacated chair.

“Take a seat, Vincent.”

Vincent gave a jerky nod and approached the table as if the floor between him and it had been trapped, his body language almost flinching. He sat delicately in a chair opposite Jason.

“I’d tell you to relax,” Jason told him, “but I have a feeling that would be futile. Maybe you can unclench as we chat and get to know one another.”

“I know you,” Vincent said, looking surprised that the words had escaped.

Jason watched him a moment before responding.

“Do tell,” he prompted.

“I’ve lived here most of my life,” Vincent said after a moment to steel himself. “Here, and in the astral space. It gets to the point to where you don’t even realise how your aura pervades everything, but it’s there. The way a fish looks at water, probably. But like a fish, you feel the absence when its gone. Every time I leave clan territory, I feel the hole where your aura is meant to be. And what’s missing tells me a lot about who you are. What you are, maybe.”

Jason smiled.

“I like you, Vincent. I know you, too. You’re a good man. If you weren’t, you wouldn’t have gotten this far. And yes, I know all the things that no one else does. It scares you that I know the worst things about you, but try to let it go. The thing about people is that they think they’re much worse than they are. The good ones do, anyway.”

Vincent listened, sweat beading on his brow.

“More importantly, Vincent, you make Emi happy. I couldn’t be here, so it was a comfort to have good people around her. But honestly, none of that matters. Unless you were a real piece of crap, I was never going to intervene. You’re Emi’s choice, and that’s the only thing that matters. If she says you’re enough.”

“And if she one days decides that I’m not?”

“Then that’s on her, too, unless you make some bad and fairly specific decisions. But I know your ambitions aren’t in what you can get through Emi. I saw how long you pushed aside your attraction because getting involved with her would be trouble, even with your family’s prominence in the clan. And I know what your ambitions really are, but we’re going to have a talk about that on another day.”

“We are?”

“We are. But for now, know that you have my blessing. I know you’ve been waiting for it before you ask her.”

Vincent gulped again.

“Now,” Jason said as he got to his feet. “I’m going to get my half sandwich back.”

“That was actually my half sandwich,” Vincent said, then withered as Jason turned, his eyebrows raised.

“Or I could be wrong,” Vincent said, in almost a whimper.

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Comments

Josh

Biscuits

Connor

Thanks for the chapter

Valhazstromoz

This was such a cute chapter

Neko Mew

Do not get in between Jason and sandwiches.

Captain Nuclear

This is where, for me, the story glows. Fighting is all well and good, immortal beings and the consequences echoing. But new people. Honest conversations. And Jason being a good, kind person.

mhaj58

I know that there’s a big problem to deal with, but Jason needs to LARP when he can. Ye old dad stereotypes are funny as hell and if we don’t get that now, when are we going to get it?

Robert Landers

ah, so that is how he slips into places; though how he got from the roof into the kitchen, I don't! I'm really enjoying these chapters! Watching Jason grow is like watching my own son grow. Tears in my eyes, literally.

TheCrazyDuck

It is always Jason's sandwich.

Stephanie Washburn

"But don't fight me, I WILL have that sandwich." "Good luck and my blessing for you efforts with my niece, though."

Aaron Schwartz

If Jason saw him grow from a boy to a man, that means he was a baby around the time we met his mother in the plague camp on Jason’s walkabout. Emi was like 10-13ish. That’s quite the age gap… I’m not gonna say it breaks my immersion or denounce the author or anything so extreme. I’ll just say that I don’t think I would ever date a girl that much older than me. Much less one so completely out of my league in almost every sense of the word.

Zachary Higgs

This ain't vampire Vince or am I getting characters severely mixed up haha.

L.Goll

Poor guy..It must be horrifying to find out that someone knows absolutely *everything* about you TYFTC!

Hell 5pawn

This series always makes me want sandwiches. What's the best sweet and spicy sauce?

James Rosado

I love the fish & water comparison. Very nice

Pierce

We simply need more Emi. I hope she plays a more substantial role moving forward The interactions between her and Jason are some of the best

Tim

Vincent's ambitions, good or bad? Go.

Justin Butler

D'awe. Now I want to know what his intentions are that they have to speak on another time.

Michael Deleon

Amazing story. Love the slice of life parts. Vincent will have the wrong person on his mind when he is with emi for alone time.

Zachary Higgs

Yeah definitely doesn't happen often I suspect it may lead to some dynamic complications... large gap in status and age potentially rank soon.

Keegan Moss

Would be even funnier if this was Biscuit instead

DrRoq

Same here man. I live for these types of interactions. The action is all well and good, but the meat of these stories, is always these chapters.

John Durrett

Tyftc! Emi you go girl. If the man has your approval, that’s all that’s important.

L.Goll

10 years in the context of the world Aren't actually all that much, when high Ranking essence users can live for several centuries and still look young. The perspective matters too ^^

Liesmith

I think that if anyone had made "some bad and fairly specific decisions" while trying to date Emi, Jason wouldn't even get a chance to intervene. It'd be like that scene in Mob Psycho where a bully tries to threaten Mob, and his friends all show up to protect him in turn. But with less "wholesome life lesson" and more "Shade liquifying people".

Thomas Todd

He might not have been a baby, if he was 8/9 when he moved to the transformation zone then he would have been a boy by any metric. If that's the case there would only be 4/5 year age difference and since they're around 30 it's not that big a deal

Stuart Thwaites

He was rather presumptive in thinking a sandwich that is currently in Jason's domain belongs to anyone other than Jason

mockery jones

Probably good. Setting up a clan of his own, Becoming the clan patriarch (Yumi's job), going diamond, travelling the multiverse. Can't see him having nefarious intent and Jason not mentioning it.

mockery jones

Ahh well, there goes my emi x clive ship. Good scene though, like how Vincent pointed out the ever-present aura thing goes two ways. Makes me wonder if anyone in the Asano clan territories has started throwing a prayer or two Jason's way.

Leo

Did it ever say there that she didn't have a son ? She could have had a 10 year old boy at home that she evacuated to clan territory with and watching someone grow from 10 into his twenties would qualify for the statement.

Alex Schellenberg

The real question is, what kind of sandwiches are people picturing here? Are they like a sliced bread kind of sandwich or a sub style sandwich? I usually imagine it like 🥪

Laura Hemly

If he's Rufus's swordsmanship protegé, he may have desires to visit Rufus's grandfather, or Remore Academy in general, and go beyond even where he is now. But first, I'm pretty sure he wants to ask Emi to marry him --getting Jason's blessing (and possibly her father's, too, although I can't see that being a problem) implies that he wants to pop the question.

Joanna

I wonder that myself. If so, I hope we hear about it at some point

Tommy

lol. Vincent almost made a “bad and fairly specific decision” when he tried to get in between Jason and half a sandwich 😂 TFTC

Laura Hemly

I think he's probably Chloe's nephew, not her son. So his age isn't an issue.

Ravert

I'm begging you make site story where Jason was writing his own bible of sandwiches

Joanna

He's obviously related to Chloe, but I bet she would have brought as much of her family with her as possible, so yeah, nephew, younger cousin, heck even much younger brother are possibilities. And "from boy to man" implies that he was child-ish not infant when the territories were settled, 6-12 or thereabouts, and Emi was 14-15

Laura Hemly

Really meeting the characters and seeing their interactions is my favorite part of this story, too. (Maybe that's why so many folks here also love Beware of Chicken, which is also based first and foremost on slice of life events.) My favorite book, when rereading, is always book 1 (until books 12 & now 13) because so much of it was on small things. Not everything has to be world-shaking!

Brandon Walker

I mean, not even just shade, could you imagine someone hurting one of rufus's best friends nieces, that was also one of his prized pupils? That's a short path to a lot of pain

Hunter

Yeah I’m very interested in what those ambitions are. I just re read the part where Jason mentions this,but are those ambitions to marry Emi or something bigger? Jason said Europe would have to be remade, I have been saying for a while I want the clan to set up a magical kingdom in its place. Maybe this kid has that ambition? Or simply wants to lead the clan idk.

Arieh Sochaczevski

If he thinks he knows Jason as well as he described, claiming the half-sandwich was a particularly boneheaded thing to say.

Naotsugu97

Bullying for a sandwich! Tsk tsk. 🤣

Larsi

As I hope Emi is gonna play a larger roll in the story going forward, I suppose we will have to get to know Vincent. So far, he doesn't make a bad impression, but it does feel odd to see Emi suddenly be this close to someone we barely know. Then again, that is the point I suppose. Showing us how life for others moved on while Jason was gone.

Hunter

I want the Asano clan to create a magical kingdom from the ashes of vampire Europe. It would just be such a cool story line. But I don’t think this kingdom could or should be led by Jason but by the younger generation.

3rdImpact

Nah the perfect sandwich is somewhere in-between like a c to classic shape but way more filling as in a good sub...

3rdImpact

Line the chapter thanks a lot for this juicy slice of life!

Joanna

I see this one as sliced bread, cut diagonally, for whatever reason. I guess that's my archetypal sandwich

Harbby

I love it

Samuel Strode

Do not mess with Jason’s food…

ABTelford

Haha, poor Vincent! This was a real fun chapter, thanks Shirt! BUT there were so many small editing misses! Missing connecting words like “a”, or “at”. Please have a 3rd party do an edit.

Hunter

Yeah it will be some kind of democratic nation. But with essences and personal power being introduced it will definitely have some kind of inherent bias. I mean currently the way the clan runs the Asano territory is far from democratic.

Doodlyboy15

Aww he got the blessing he really wantex, cute thanks!

Shirtaloon

Yeah, I didn't get the usual proofng on this one. I was doing the last edit in the early hours, because I have a lot going on, including Mum being back in hospital. I'm not going to make my proofer get up at 2am to work.

Der Ritter

I really enjoy these Familie snippets. And im really waiting for gordon to openly speak in one of them to get a rise out of the team and the Family

John

This was actually one of my favorite chapters, I think. Caring for “his” people. It felt like perhaps he can connect with the clan with this ruler/god/leader side of him.

Chris Pollan

Ty... it's nice to see Emi's story progressing...

Liesmith

It would basically be that JoJo's meme where they all kick the shit out of a guy.

Zack

That's the last line of the whole series. Jason starting a recipe book on his way to find the best sandwich in the cosmos. And it's one of those recipe books with a journal entry in front of every one detailing how he found/acquired the related recipe.

Omy Sadat

Great writting as ever. Awesome and fun chapter. Thanks Shirt, hope your Mum gets better soon.

Malcolm Gray

This was hilarious 😂😂

Alisa Cox

Hahaha poor Vincent

C0bra$

Thank u for the story

Jake Thorpe

Vincent Baudrillard, I feel like I've heard that last name in earlier books. Was it the French healer girl?

Telewyn

My bet is Vincent wants to lead an Asano clan branch on Palli.

Andrew Hales

Huh. I finished reading and immediately thought that it was a short chapter. Then I scrolled up and noticed that it wasn't short, I just wanted more by the end. Great chapter.

Tim

@Hunter, this is what I meant. If his ambitions were perhaps TOO BIG or maybe something outside of the realm of Jason's ideals. Not whether he is evil or bad, lol. I think its possible, like Laura said, that he wants to travel to other worlds. Its possible that he just meant marriage, but the conversation didnt really make it feel like that, but it could also just be Jason's tone that makes it sound more than it is. Lol

Patrick Leach

Would love insight into your process for writing, proofing, and posting some day!

Daniel Heritage

Chutney ? I'd add chicken along with a bit of salad & some cucumbers to give a bit of freshness to balance out the sweetness and spiciness 🤔

Daniel Storm

This was an amazing chapter Shirt but it hits too close to home cause I feel for Jason. I too have a neice who I love as if she's my own, like him. Just the mere thought of missing all those years... all that time. My little Lora. The next time I see her and she's no longer that little girl I once loved. It almost makes me cry. Thankfully that probably won't happen unless she and her parents move but I feel for Jason. Cause for him, it's probably a million times worse.

Adrian

As much fun as that has been to think about, the whole thing about shared experience isn't wrong. Rank and age aside, they are, literally, from two different worlds. Besides, Clive's secret grimoire golem wife would get jealous!

Sean C Jackson

Not that, that's what he wanted Jason's blessing for obvi. His "ambitions" are something Jason said they'd talk about another time.

Adrian

Oh, he wants to go full Coven King for sure 🤣

Brave Badger

I was picturing a long hoagie style sandwich like scooby and shaggy would share

Adrian

I'd think that would be the first (and most important) power of any god of sandwiches

Richard Ulrich

It was the girl with cancer or some other terminal disease that didn't say anything about it to Jason, iirc...

Grandtech

I love me some Shade, I’d like to see how Shade and Emi interact on their own. Even more so now that she’s grown. You could say they don’t because Shade is her shadow so to speak, but previously she had a habit of getting Shade to do things with her that he shouldn’t have. (A jet ski comes to mind when she was younger) idk Shade is Jason’s familiar but I feel like he was also Emi’s. Lots of amusing side stories could come from that alone. Like Vincent trying to woo Emi and Shade turning Emi’s shadow into his eldrich horror form about to scare him and Emi just pats Shade, “Not this one Shade, we like him.” “Of course, Miss Emi” as he returns to her shadow. Good stuff lol. TYFTC.

Kalanaere

2am is to early. You should at least be fair like Jason would. Say...330? A whole extra hour :-p

Soli116

Yes. He got her in the network. She worked with Gladys and then moved with Asanos.

Soli116

Hope your mum gets well. This is really soon after the last one. I'm so sorry.

Code Reed

Him missing Emi growing up, and him snapping at death to listen to his rant because he was pissed off about it is my favorite part of this story. It hits differently than the rest. More grounded and relatable than becoming a god by accident.

Kelly

I wonder what ‘has an affinity toward sandwiches’ feels like in a pervasive aura. 😂

werotan

And the great sandwich wars began

ThoMiCroN

Saint-Malo was almost completely destroyed during WW2 and it was rebuilt almost identically thanks to the numerous photographic archives. Warsaw was basically razed by Hitler and though it’s not the original one, it’s not exactly one of the hideous modern rabbit cages either. Some of the ruined places were deliberately kept as ruins, like the old part or Ouradour-sur-Glane, to remember the massacre. If Jason really wanted, he probably could respect the original Saint-Étienne, and only change the architecture in the margins.

Laura Hemly

I remember he was so disappointed that the local Network office in Saint-Étienne was in a bland office park on the outskirts rather than one of the historic buildings in the city proper. So rebuilding the historic area as it was while changing the rest to something more interesting that would still not clash too terribly with the old city is a nice idea. Especially since the clan was already exploring interesting modern styles that have rather awful names but produce buildings with, for example, a lot of greenery -- that could be an interesting way to go. Especially since Jason could work with his dad in the process.

Laura Hemly

I'm particularly fond of 14-year-old Emi involving Shade in her scooter-riding and enlisting his help in making the scooter and her helmet disappear to aggravate the local cops. "Long shift, Officers?" she asks just to annoy the one cop. 😅 Shade said he got into trouble when some of his bodies were out of touch, but I think he had a great time helping Emi out in that circumstance! They make an excellent team. Although Vincent needs to get used to having Shade in their shadows!

Laura Hemly

Chloë Baudrillard, the French doctor with Médicins sans Frontières, who was working in the Ebo!a epidemic camp help others after her cancer was diagnosed. Then Jason cured her cancer and invited hed to join the Asano Village medical crew to learn how to be a magic healer. She wasn't a girl, though --when Jason met her she was already a mature woman who had been practicing medicine for some years!

ABTelford

Dang I’m sorry! I hope she does well. And considering all that crap - thank you SO much for posting at all! * hugs*

C Smith

Would have been better if Vincent said it was my half sandwich.

Laura Hemly

You can, however, ask a volunteer proofer like me to help out at 2 a.m. your time, which would be daytime for me! And I'd be happy to help! I'm really sorry your mum is back in the hospital, though. It's often difficult watching your parent deal with the health issues that accompany aging.

Laura Hemly

It's been15-20 years that have passed for them. But Jason does know Vincent (through his domain abilities), so he's probably not as out of the blue for him as it is for us.

Laura Hemly

I certainly hope not! Although it might be possible with younger clan members or relatives of folks Jason/Yumi invited into the clan who have never met him. at least I'm sure the clan hasn't let in any of the former priests Jason rescued from lengthy stasis -- those people are wackol

Laura Hemly

It's a nice idea, but I don't see how Shade could have done it. Unless he could have moved a body to Earth when he changed from shadow of Death to shadow of the Hegemon.

Laura Hemly

Hot damn, you just made me hungry for a chicken salad sandwich with lettuce and cucumbers seasoned with a delicious chutney! Remember the chutney that Jason, Rufus, Gary, and Farrah's landlady Jessica in Greenstone made and gave to Jason? I've imagined he got the recipe and has been enjoying it ever since.

Arieh Sochaczevski

They can have all the democracy they want. They can have a big democracy cakewalk right through the middle of Tiananmen Square, and it won’t make a lick of difference because we got the [astral king], ok?

Bert Bertinelli

As said previously in the comments, ranks and not having a biological but a magical body renders age gap issues technically irrelevant. I would totally go for Ms Danielle Geller if there's any chance she'd have me !!

Shadowessence

Lol later scenes of vincent checking under his bed, and his mother asking what he is doing, and he says looking for shadowy butler assassins.

KollegvomMirgan

Do we know what his ambitions are?

ABTelford

When someone wants a relatives “blessing” in order to ask someone a question - that’s usually a marriage proposal. 😀

KollegvomMirgan

Ah i'm stupid. I knew that just didn't make the connection. I thougt it was referring to something else. Thx

JonO

Vincent is part of the family now. He gets an obligatory shade lol

Soli116

We've briefly met Vincent before. Twice if I remember right. Just little snippets of him interacting with Emi.

J Holmes

All it cost to get Jason's blessing was half a sandwich.

J Holmes

> “That was actually my half sandwich,” Vincent said, then withered as Jason turned, his eyebrows raised. ... I thought he did?

ItsFin

I wonder if emi laughs like jason does or if its more like one of her parents.

LolGamez

Nah his ambitions are sm else, Jason said they'd talk about it some other time

Fulminis

It very well could be something else, but it seems very likely that he wants to marry her

Valmorian

thanks for the chapter!

Aubrey Listi

I could totally see a spinoff focussing on Emi as the MC the way Jason is currently. Or Nik

Der Ritter

I see those two in a team in the guild that jason wants to build when they go back to pal

Vincent Ciavone

As a Vincent dealing with some issues, as silly as it sounds, I cried reading part of this. Great chapter as always

Vincent Ciavone

I just feel like that doesn't make much sense, he already said whatever Emi wants it's up to her, and Jason literally just gave his blessing

Vincent Ciavone

Alright boys you know the deal, what do we think the sandwich was. Seems each half is enough for a single person, they're having their little picnic, so with that I'm going a double meat, maybe turkey and prosciutto? At that point any solid leafy green is good so maybe a little spinach or arugula, and with that I'ma say some cracked pepper, and maybe a spicy orange-mango chutney

Vincent Ciavone

I can't imagine any diced onion or minced herb on their but I'd love any thoughts on it

David

It was interesting the first two times I heard about it.

Hunter

Yeah but you can clearly see from the context there’s something else he wants. I’ve never heard of Tracis or his family but Jason said their family is influential in the clan so I’m thinking something political.

Seamus Harley

I would be interested in seeing Jason truly create his own religion or cult. With his power and immortality it is inevitable that people will follow. I think seeing him truly accept that he is a godlike entity and take steps to set the framework for how he is worshiped or venerated could help him come to terms with what he has become.

McVerisimilitude

Welcome back mate; I can be critical at times. You created a void with your absence. Best wishes for your mom. This was a heart warming chapter. Thank you!🙂

ABTelford

with his personality? never gonna happen. or at least not for several millennia.

ABTelford

since its in Asano's Soul realm, the food was likely sourced from the astral space, which means exotic ingredients, so...Monster meat deli slices with a nice crumbly monster cow feta, spinach (because its already monstrous) and ... I'm going with your chutney because omg my mouth is watering just reading the name! spicy orange-mango chutney...drool!

Joshua Little

Thanks for the chapter.

Joseph Sarafinko

🤣🤣 they're in their 30s lmfaooo but this would be absolutely hilarious still 🤣

Joseph Sarafinko

I feel that, but I think it shows that as much as we can come to accept the things we live through, the pain still exists and we all still focus on things that aren't relevant or changeable.

Nea

I adore every scene with Emi. She's a sentimental fireball and has the best banter

Chloe

Axe guillotine. Tyftc

StarkRG

Perhaps not, but letting the people who already venerate him continue with no direction is going to cause problems as they try to guess what he wants (see all deistic religions in which the God does not appear to provide ongoing guidance). Given that they've been doing their own thing without guidance around a decade and a half and a bit more for the Palumustus sect, I suspect that those problems are already underway.

StarkRG

I thought it was mid-to-late 20s. Emi was 13 when he left, then it was a year or two before the end of the Yaresh transformation zone, another decade or decade and a half to the Cosmic Throne reactivation, and maybe another six months before he arrived back on Earth.

victoria bettley

This would be an amazing spin off book. A sandwich cookbook with anecdotes from across the cosmos. Would be a fun fan project for shirt at some future point. They wouldn't even need to be real recipes given the foreign ingredients but I'd love if there were a few you could actually make that originate from his favourites or suggestions from fans of their ultimate sandwiches. That's a pipe dream just created right there!

Kconraw

Thx for the chapter