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Jason, Emi and Nik were floating in meditation, cross-legged, over the water of the River Furan. They were upstream from Saint-Étienne, beyond the reach of Jason’s domain. He had found that when contemplating his essences, trying to expand his power, it was best to be outside the places his power was strongest.

Nik was now gold rank, while Emi remained in the upper reaches of silver. She focused on magic research over throwing herself into combat, so her progress was slower. The lower-rank training methods that relied heavily on combat had not been the best fit for her, slowing her growth. A more contemplative approach suited her well, especially with the plethora of guidance available to her. To no one’s surprise, it was Farrah and Clive who had helped her the most.

 One of the trickiest aspects of advancing through actualisation of the self was translating personal revelation into specific power. The older gold rankers had been useful teachers in this. They had taught the younger generations how to effectively contemplate metaphor during meditation as a pathway to advancement.

Jason found this easier with some powers than others. His Hand of the Reaper ability was quite straightforward, being a Dark essence ability that reached out with shadowy hands to manipulate the world around him. Nik and Emi opened their eyes as golden light radiated from Jason’s body.

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  • [Hand of the Reaper] has reached Gold 6 (100%)

  • [Hand of the Reaper] has advanced to Gold 7 (0%)

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Jason looked at his hands, flexing his fingers. In the beginning, his abilities had advanced so quickly. Going through silver had felt like an eternity, even though he had reached gold swiftly by most standards. He admitted to himself, though, that he had become so focused on the cosmic aspects of his power that his core abilities had been rather neglected.

That was an oversight he had been working to correct, as cosmic powers worked for cosmic problems. Mortal realms required the kind of mortal power that had been the foundation of Jason’s journey into magic.

“Good job, Dad.”

“Congratulations, Uncle Jason. This calls for a hug.”

Emi floated over to wrap her arms around Nik.

“Aren’t you meant to be hugging him?” Nik complained.

“You’re fluffier.”

“That’s not relevant!”

She hushed him while stroking his fur.

“Dad…”

Shade rose from Jason’s shadow, cast on the river surface they were still floating over.

“Apologies, Mr Asano, but Miss Farrah has called a meeting. She has invited all of the gold-rankers, taskforce, taskforce leaders and the officers from the military bases.”

Jason frowned.

“Serious business, then,” he said. “When did she leave Erta Ale?”

“She is on her way back now. She was contacted by someone with information urgent enough that it needs to be addressed immediately. The meeting is scheduled for one hour and forty-seven minutes from now.”

“What’s it about?”

“Someone she knew during our previous time on Earth reached out. Anything more would be best explained by Miss Farrah herself.”

“Fair enough. Almost two hours, so we have a bit of time. Emi, what form do you think Shade should take for getting us back? Electric surfboards? Personal hydrofoils?”

“Ooh, hydrofoils,” Emi said.

“How about we just use a portal?” Nik suggested. “Or anything that doesn’t involve wet fur?”

***

The streets of Saint-Étienne around the administration tower were heavy with foot traffic. Being a central shopping and business district, it was a busy area built to be walkable and largely unfriendly to cars. Many of the business were related to trade exports of astral space goods, rare or unavailable elsewhere on Earth. This included currency houses for spirit coins.

Earth was getting better at farming spirit coins, but nothing to match what the Asano Clan could do with astral spaces. The unique properties of spirit coins meant they were strictly regulated, both within the clan and Earth in general. Their ability to be consumed for various purposes made them both currency and commodity, their value abstract or intrinsic, dependent on use.

There were other businesses and organisations related to trade and the growing internal economy of the clan. Many were dedicated to the reconstruction of reclaimed European centres, using the clan as a safe base of operations.

Walking along a busy street with Emi and Nik, Jason stopped outside a patisserie, not far from the administration tower. He glanced at the timer he’d put in a system window at the periphery of his vision.

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  • 14:36 (GMT+1)

  • 24 minutes until meeting start.

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“Uncle Jason, we can’t take too long.”

“We have a little time. Unless you don’t want any of those macarons in the window.”

“Uncle Jason, I’m in my forties, now. I’m not your little niece who can be tempted by a window full of… and Nik’s gone inside.”

They followed him in. Nik didn’t stand out too much, given the huge population of non-humans in Asano Clan territory. He was still adorable and highly recognisable, but people weren’t panicking at the sight of an anthropomorphised rabbit. The teenage girl behind the counter was herself some manner of lizard species. When Jason and Emi went inside, she was staring, wide-eyed, at Nik.

“Ohmygodit’syouandyouaresomuchcuterthanyourpictures!”

“We’re kind of in a hurry,” Emi told her. The teenager looked at her, then down at Nik and back at her.

“Aren’t you…?”

“Yes,” Jason said. “She’s character actor Brian Dennehy. Can we get a twenty four box of the macarons?”

“Uncle Jason,” Emi scolded. “Don’t tease the poor girl.”

At the mention of Jason’s name, the girl froze.

“You’re…”

“Looking for a box of macarons, yes. No specific flavours, just a mix of whatever you happen to grab.”

“…Jason Asano,” the girl finished.

“This is going to take a while, isn’t it?” he asked.

“You’re Jason Asano,” she repeated.

“I think she’s on loop,” Jason said. “Do you think I can go back there and get them myself? You just use those tongs to pick them up, right?”

“Uncle Jason, do not go behind the counter. This is why I said you should spend more time just being around the clan.”

“I do.”

“It doesn’t count if you’re masking your presence. Or standing dramatically on rooftops because you think you’re a superhero.”

“I am a superhero. I have a cape and everything.”

“It’s a cloak.”

“A magic cloak.”

She gave him a flat look.

“It counts,” he said defensively.

“I want a cream bun,” Nik said, crouched down in front of the counter, staring through the glass.

The girl shook herself out of her daze.

“I am so sorry,” she said as she scrambled to fill a box with macarons. “You know, your chin isn’t anything like they say.”

“What?” Jason asked.

“It’s really big on the coins,” she continued to nervously babble. “It’s nothing like that at all in real life. Especially with the beard.”

Jason pulled out a lesser spirit coin.

“So, a cream bun as well?” she asked.

“Yes,” Jason said distractedly as he peered at the coin. He hadn’t looked closely at one in years. It was faded blue and looked like metal but was clearly crystal at the touch. The words PRODUCT OF JASON and G’DAY MATE were written in raised letters. He turned it over to see an image of himself giving a thumb’s up.

“My chin is not that big,” he muttered.

“That’s what I said,” the teenager agreed as she put the boxes with their baked goods on the counter.

“You shouldn’t even be able to see a prominent chin on a picture this small and monochrome,” Jason said. “If you scaled this up, my chin would be longer than my hand.”

Soon, Jason, Emi and Nik, now with cream on his nose, were continuing along the street.

“I need to redesign these coins,” Jason said, still staring at one in his hand.

“It’s fine, Uncle Jason.”

“It is not fine. It makes me look like… what is that guy doing?”

Jason stopped to look at a man kneeling in front of a door with a camera on a tripod filming him. The door had a ritual diagram around the lock, which the man was picking while talking to the camera.

“…because the magic was applied to a normal lock instead of integrated into the design, we can simply isolate the magic and pick it like any normal lock. I’ll start by applying bottom of the keyway tension, then go in with a standard hook…”

“Is he filming himself robbing a house on a busy street in the middle of the day?”

“No, Uncle Jason, he’s from the clan’s security team. He just likes to make videos about picking locks.”

“He’s a locksmith?”

“No, he’s a lawyer.”

“A lawyer? Why is he—”

“You’re going to be late for the meeting, Uncle Jason.”

“You mean we’re going to be late.”

“I’m not attending the meeting. I’m not a gold ranker or a military leader.”

“Then why are you coming with us?”

“I leave you two alone, you’ll get distracted, wander off and forget all about the meeting.”

“Emi, this is my domain, and I know everything going on in it. It’s literally impossible for me to forget about it.”

“I thought the impossible was kind of your thing?”

“I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

***

They were using one of the lecture halls for the meeting, as there were numerous attendees. Many had come from the military base at the edge of the domain, shuffling through the double doors as Jason and Nik arrived. There were more gold-rankers than Jason had seen in one place on Earth, from the clan as well as broader human forces. A few noticed their presence in the crowd, largely due to Nik’s distinctive features. Jason wasn’t masking himself, but he did have his aura tamped down so as not to stand out.

They made their way down to the front where Farrah was chatting with Humphrey and some taskforce higher-ups. The aisle was busy and Jason exchanged a few cursory greetings. Most of the people in the room had seen Jason before, if only at meetings like these, and were not as struck as the girl at the patisserie.

Farrah gave Jason a quick hug as they reached her, not having seen him in months. Nik got a longer hug, leaving Jason muttering about hug deficits.

“Shade said that someone you knew from back in the day reached out,” Jason said. “From when you were studying the grid?”

“Yeah,” Farrah confirmed. “I was sitting on a volcano in Ethiopia and someone I hadn’t seen in twenty years finds me. She and I worked with Simon McKean, and she was one of our missing-presumed-dead when we were looking up the old team. Suddenly she’s alive and wants to spill the beans on what McKean has been up to. Which is nice and useful, since McKean’s been a ghost for seven years, ever since allying with the vampires.”

“And the Earthlings are about to make the final push on the vampires,” Jason said.

“Yeah, it’s definitely a trap,” Farrah said. “Also, they don’t like it when you call them Earthlings.”

“Well, I could go discuss that with them, and talk about the things I don’t like.”

“They can probably live with you calling them that.”

***

“It has been more than four years since we’ve had a confirmed trace of McKean,” Officer Natalie Park said. She was onstage with Farrah and Audrey Blaine, the Asano Clan’s energy vampire head of research.

She tapped the clicker in her hand and a new slide appeared, on the lecture hall’s large projector screen. It showed a lab that looked like the lair of a mad scientist, after the hero had passed through. Tables full of chemistry and alchemy tools were scattered and broken. Numerous large vats had shattered sides, while the intact one had ugly, fleshy masses floating in murky red liquid.

“This is one of several research facilities locations we believe he used,” Farrah said. “While critical equipment and records had been destroyed, much of it remained intact. We believe that this is the closest we came to catching him.”

“Jack Gerling, by contrast has been much more active,” Natalie continued. “It remains unclear exactly what McKean did to remove Gerling from vampire queen Elizabeth’s control, but he seems to have regained much of his previous personality. We don’t know of more autonomy came with it but, slave or not, Gerling is acting as McKean’s agent. Rather than aiding vampires in military objectives, he seems to be pursuing resources for McKean’s research.”

“Gerling,” Audrey said, “is an ideal operative. He has gold-rank power, which we measure as somewhere higher than most vampire lords and below most essence users of that rank. It eclipses anyone at silver rank, meaning that only a highly coordinated group of elite silvers would have any chance against him.”

“More than power,” Farrah said, “Gerling’s greatest asset is something approaching immortality,” Farrah said. “We’ve seemingly killed him several times. When captured, he liquefies himself, and the same liquefaction happens any time he dies. The resulting substance swiftly burns on exposure to oxygen, leaving us nothing to study.”

“As he later shows up fully intact,” Audrey said, “it’s possible that some manner of cloning program is at play, with his soul hopping from body to body. There are examples of both blood magic and human magitech experimentation with similar results.”

“We don’t know the source of his ability to revive,” Farrah said. “It may be an adaptation from a powerful recuperative ability he had as an essence user, itself called Immortality. It could be part of his nature as a blood abomination. Either would be preferable to it being a result of McKean’s research. It’s not something we want to see replicated in our enemies.”

“The point,” Natalie said, “is that Gerling has been pursuing resources for McKean’s work for years, with the support of the vampires. Despite this, McKean has yet to demonstrate any results, with the possible exception of Gerling.”

“And the vampires would have certainly welcomed them,” Audrey said. “The blood parasites have, to the best of our knowledge, been removed as an active threat. The blood oaks are dangerous but manageable. We haven’t seen any advancements in the capabilities of either.”

“Meaning that either McKean’s research has been running into dead ends,” Natalie said, “or he’s been keeping his powder dry for one big move. A move he may be ready to make.”

“Approximately six hours ago,” Farrah said, “I was contacted by a former Network member who worked with both McKean and myself. She claims to have faked her own death to participate in a series of illicit research programs. She further claims to know exactly where we can find McKean.”

“This person is being interrogated as we speak,” Natalie said, “but the assumption is that this is a scheme, probably of McKean’s doing. In short, a trap.”

“That would suggest,” Farrah said, “that whatever McKean has been cooking up, he thinks it can handle anything we choose to throw at him. Given what we have, that suggests that he is either wildly delusional, or he has prepared something truly calamitous. A power that can challenge the collective might on display in this room, up to and including Jason Asano and his team. That might be an army of Jack Gerling clones, enhanced vampire lords or something else entirely.”

“What we are proposing,” Natalie said, “is that if McKean thinks he’s ready for anything, we give him everything. Attack with the full collective force of planet Earth, and find out exactly how ready he is.”

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Darkdragon

Biscuits tyftc

Justin Edwards

Is Thadwick going to take control of the earth vampires?

James Olver

Let’s gooooooooo

Bingus McCready

Oh my god, the LPL cameo 🤣 Shirt, I am obviously a huge fan of your work, but I also happen to be a hobbyist lockpicker who was very much inspired by the one and only Lockpicking Lawyer—this made my week. TYVM for the chapter!!!

mhaj58

Good chapter, although I’m curious as to whether Jason ever pursued Gerling himself. If he did how did Gerling escape him? If he didn’t, why?

Mr_Top_Hat

Aye lock picking lawyer mentioned

Keith Ross

Omg the lock picking lawyer! I got that reference!!

Jake Rix

Holy references, it’s like you are a professional writer! Thank you for the chapter!

MoonRider777

No way he came to Earth. That would be too random. He's gotta be back on Pali looking for the purity aritfact with the other energy vampires. It would def be cool to see where he is though.

Danny G

Didn’t think I would get a glimpse of lpl in this. Shirt must be a fan. Surprised it wasn’t his wife’s beaver lock lol

julie moody

the lockpicking lawyer reference was great

Der Ritter

Love the lockpicing reference

Daniel Wills

Jason could have gone after him, or fought him. They mention that Gerling was beaten a few times and came back anyway. Jason hasn’t cared about revenge for several books. But he should be 100% on board with destroying undead. Because Death Pact.

Reno

THAT REFERENCE. We know one youtuber survived and progressed to picking *magical* locks for fun.

McHiggo

Love the shoutout to the lock picking lawyer! I can just imagine the videos “we can open this Magic Master lock with…. Another Magic Master lock. Some things never change”

Julia

Where is Zara?

Soli116

Based on the trap McKean had for Elizabeth and what's-her-name, that gave us the new Gerling, I really hope they're taking his malevolent intelligence into account. He could well have planned for a massive gathering and will try to turn them all. I shudder to think what would happen if even half of them get converted to whatever Gerling is.

Kendal Bozant

Typo "We don’t know of more autonomy" Change "of" to "if"

RonGAR

.... uh huh...

Ligeia

I don't! Is he a YouTuber who teaches how to pick locks or something? sounds fun!

Kendal Bozant

I'm kinda glad old Jack has been sitting in the background for so long, and am eager to see him get his comeuppance, even if Jason has forgotten him.

Harbby

THE LOCKPICKING LAWYER

Dylan Alexander

Emi is 40 years old? How long are these time skips? Also imagine how much more we’d get if we didn’t have these pointless stops into pastry shops.

Lewis Long

Bro is that the Lockpickinglawyer lmfao 😂

Dylan Alexander

Probably retired to the other world. It was mentioned in a previous chapter but hadn’t been outright confirmed.

Ty

the fact that Ch # 1,000 is almost here and we've had foreshadows thicker than syrup and shenanigans building up 'offscreen' ...

Kyle

A locking picking lawyer reference? Tell me it was a MasterLock

Timothy

And I thought the 15 year time jump was bad....now EMI is in her 40s???!!! Why Shirt Why???!!! TYVMFTC!!!

Mash

Just not loving how much time is jumping whilst huge existential threats aren't handled. I sort of don't buy it. Jason's aura senses alone should have been able to track Gerling back to wherever McKean is. Or use a shade? It feels like we're meant to ignore the huge imbalance in power and just accept the hand waving in order to believe in the raised stakes. This last batch of chapters, like Jason, has wasted too much time on Earth.

Rajani Isa

It took more than five seconds even when explaining it. It wasn’t a master lock.

Owen Kaz

the MAGICLockpickinglawyer. He can sense the pins with his aura, master locks are now 2 secods instead of 5 LMAO

Anthony

1) how old was Emi when Jason disappeared the first time? That she is 40 is not that surprising. He was gone for how long when he returned to pallimustus again and then dealt with the cosmic throne? And then there was another couple time jumps.... honestly, I question the math at only 40, but am too lazy to go through and find the actual numbers. 2) this pacing feels a bit like Game of Thrones season 8, and I am getting nervous

Duskysan

With the exception of a few chapters so far, this has started to feel like I’m just reading a summary of what’s happening. I really miss the older chapters where we can spend time in areas exploring rather than timeskip after timeskip. Still going to stick with it no matter what, it just feels like I’m reading a summary rather than a story at times

Alexander Dupree

If it was a master lock the magic could still be passed by raking it with a standard set

Thomas Froehling

Hmm, 'if McKean thinks he’s ready for anything, we give him everything. Attack with the full collective force of planet Earth, and find out exactly how ready he is.', sounds like a VERY BAD IDEA. What if the answer is 'Oh, yeah, he really is quiet ready!' Hopefully, there are some sensible persons in that room to develop a better plan than going into the trap with a blindfold on...

Sébastien Kingsbury

Was not expecting the lockpicking lawyer to show up here

J W

I think jason is letting it all go on so long for the purpose of making as many earthlings stronger as possible. "A war economy is a strong economy" kinda thing.

Dax

he spent 2 decades away from earth and she was already in her teens when he left. It's only been maybe 5-6 years or so this time i think?

Dax

yeah, nothing of the sort has happened at all.

Youkai-sama

Ya know, I just realized, that if the interdimentional space pirates only have 1 💎 rank running the outfit, then a whole squad of at least ½ a dozen 💎s (that have been together since they were iron, no less) is kinda unprecedented even in the multiverse. Team Biscuit might just be swoller than we thought.

Jacob Kraus

Bro, it wouldn't be Jason if he didn't make stops and patisserie shops.

Landsraad

Nik sure has stopped cussing, haha

Azayrian105

No way did you just drop a lockpickinglawyer reference.

Adrian

The suggestion itself is hilarious. There's centuries of combat experience in the room. Pretty sure someone remembers you don't let the enemy pick the battlefield

Ruth Ivimey-Cook

"liquefaction" is what happens to solids.

triscuit73

I mean she was mid teens when he left earth the second time. We had a 25ish year time skip while he was working on the throne and his prime avatar. She would have been around 40 when he brought every from Pali to earth already. Based on this chapter we are likely somewhere between 4 and six years since then. Depending on exactly when they lost track of Mckean, can't remember exactly if that was before or after the last time skip which was 2 years. Granted there have been a few smaller ones as well in the realm of months not years so I could be off in my estimates.

Ebi Indiamaowei

Ngl, these past two books have seen a decrease in the character interactions that I initially fell in love with in this series. Ik it’s endgame and things are wrapping up but I can’t even remember the last conversation between the cast that didn’t feel like low level banter. Maybe it’s just me but I remember being exited to see how nik and emi would befriend Clive n Belinda once we were back on earth, but nothing but a mention that they trained together. I wanted to see Gordon and Collin become people and interact with the asano clan. Maybe it’s just me, love the story but yea

Joshua Little

That ending feels like Bane's trap in Batman where you get everyone to attack and then trap them inside. Thanks for the chapter.

Cryfdwr

I’m sure someone else has the numbers at hand. Emi was 13 when Jason went back to Palli. He spent, what? 4-5 years there before the throne the throne shenanigans, which took 20-ish. I want to say I read he’s been back 2-ish years. Could work… Edit - they have been there long enough for Nik to hit gold, so must be longer than 2 years

Reno

He's a youtuber with a very consistent video format. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NSuaUok-wTY Famous in some circles. I think he's a lawyer with a hobby? Not sure what his personal life is. I only watched a few of his videos.

Ligeia

He's been on Earth at least 9 or 10 years. The last time skip we were aware of was 2 years, then another 7 in this chapter. Then a few years back on Pallimustus when he. and Farrah left Earth the last time, followed by 15-20 of Jason off unsundering the Throne, and voilà, you add those 30-ish years to 13, and you have Emi in her 40s!

Feu et Glace

I remember reading something about the other members of the court that were with her were not happy with the time she was spending with the Jason. I wonder if that has caused some separation over time?

DirePants

Okay I’m glad we didn’t go very indepth with the vampires, parasites, and blood oaks. While the later two are very interesting and a creative addition to the world building, I was afraid we would get 30 or 40 chapters of infiltration and battles etc as Team Biscuit & Friends tried to take them out. Much better to be introduced to and focus on Jason and other political figures. But McKean has been a constant nag for me. Wtf is dude planning? He seems like the type that would see Jason’s power and try to find a way to get his own. That’s my prediction for now. He’s trying to become an astral being like Jason. Maybe even used reality cores some way or to reach out into the broader universe some how, possibly a messenger astral king who’s manipulating him (or thinks he is🤔?). If that’s the case, Jason will probably end up eating him, increasing his own power and probably be forced to claim most of earth as his domain to save it from whatever it is McKean does. But that also seems the most obvious to me and Shirt is anything but.

King Nereus

There are tons of diamonds. That pirate crew only has one diamond because they are mostly golds by design, to skirt the rules of invasion.

King Nereus

And only engage in all or nothing strategies as a last resort. Seems to me they are not that desperate, this has to be a trap within the trap to root out spies or something, it makes zero sense,

King Nereus

Yeah, it was stated that he’s using this as training to give them all a fighting chance when the bridge is completed. It was foreshadowed that apparently, Jason will be whisked away and lost to them somehow, and he wants them to be strong enough to survive without him while he’s sorting out how to escape or return or whatever the case may be.

John Durrett

He could become an original astral king if thats his pursuit. With the aid of the messengers and the blood oak things. Perhaps he could grow an army like Astral Kings do.

DirePants

Yeah kinda how I’m thinking. I don’t think he’ll become a true astral being. A cheap knock off even more than Jason’s earlier version if anything. But probably very powerful and similarly unstable. You know if it happens at all🤷🏾‍♂️

Justin Butler

Hmmm so Jason gets chin reduction and more handsome. So Nik starting off as cute fluffy bunny is probably literally the Fluffiest Cute Bunny there is now that he is Gold Rank. I definitely understand the reason people act the way they do. It's probably dang near a spell.

King Nereus

There has been plenty of buildup here and we already had the training montage for so many characters, it would feel like going backwards watching every detail of Emi getting to gold, and the story isn’t about her it is about Jason. I’m kind of glad we are glossing over most of the introspection, self doubt, and frankly whining that Jason tends to do before the next arc begins to throw him back into chaos. The struggle with his identity and trying to find a balance to not get lost in over use of force makes sense, but that went on for far too long. At least now in this arc, Jason has finally matured and come to terms with the fact that he is no longer human, and while he remains flawed he is at least embracing who he is and trusts himself and his friends to keep him in grounded. Regarding the new pacing, we have seen all of both planets at this point, and while there is still some more to do before Jason can leave the Earth to largely manage their own problems again without him (the whole purpose of letting the vampire war drag on), he is being pulled toward more cosmic concerns and we’re on a path to get that arc kicked off soon. I think that would at least be a new and potentially more interesting part of the story left to tell, as we have seen very little of the multiverse, all of the cosmic level factions, and the rules governing it so far. We have also yet to deal with the Astral Kings who are surely coming, and I suspect will be what the next arc is all about.

King Nereus

He also wanted to release Gerling from the torture Elisabeth was putting his soul through, it isn’t clear if that’s still happening or if he’s free now. It could be Jason made one or more of the kills off camera, but he probably knows a lot he isn’t sharing and he may know Gerlings situation isn’t an urgent one. If that’s the case, keeping him around to help train up the planet makes a lot of sense. Jason has also grown less emotionally driven and increasingly more practical in his decision making. Through his more big picture thinking, or perhaps just following the plan laid out for him by his visitors, he may have let things lay solely because of the Gerling’s utility to his goals, regardless of the current status of Gerling’s soul.

Danny G

That’s not a lock. It’s like a sliding door sensor at the super.

Brad Gammey

I like the lizard girl. I hope she gets another mention and maybe a nice role.

DeviantSalivations

Oh man I cannot wait for this. It's been a long time since we've had a huge battle. Yeeeeees. But also NOOO!!!! Because it's absolutely going to leave on a cliffhanger until the middle of April.

Corvid

See now this sent me down a rabbit hole of wondering if his natural liquid state is now "puddle of blood," making liquefaction factually accurate. Like new Gerling is just one giant solid mass of blood.

Corvid

Plus the second Earth has natural diamond rankers, it's now open to all diamond rank invaders.

Corvid

I think this is just the filler arc giving context until the big thing happens in approximately soon. Someone ask Raythe when that soon is again, I'm sure one of her knows.

Corvid

They've been back about 7 years, from the comment about McKean and Gerling. Maybe 8 at the outside. Pretty close to the 10 mark when the big thing happens

Corvid

Yeah it's been pretty well implied that this vampire war is a "human problem" to him a few times.

Philipp Battenberg

That would be a horrifying realization for Nik. Ranking up doesn't make people prettier/more handsome per se, but it moves people closer to their idealized selves. Jason was always envious of his brother, so he looks more and more like him. There was once or twice that people with hideous souls may become hideous themselves. TL;DR If Nik becomes fluffier and even more cute then it is because he subconsciously wants to.

social

I have to say, book 13 is shaping up amazingly. From the beginning we had priests from Pallimustus gods helping form the communities and cultures of Jason's new universe. We've watched him be a god himself, and we've watched him step back and let (as the wider world would see it) "his followers" enact, generally, his will. And the fact that we're learning about Jason's proper power with The System and him getting prayers... All amazing. But we're definitely leading up to a challenge to that authority that he has claimed over Earth. Although that will likely be after the break, I look forward to seeing how Jason and crew deal with an enemy that has had years to prepare and has an f-ton of magic theory knowledge from Palli.

Philipp Battenberg

Oh, yeah, I wouldn't mind a bit more Colin or Gordon. They're smart fellas, so they might even chime in during these meetings. The problem is probably that Shirtaloon can only write about so much at once and probably wants to move along the plot. Though a few short glimpses would be nice.

Philipp Battenberg

The pirates had multiple ships full of diamond rankers. We only saw their boss, because there was no point to introducing some random diamond ranked pirate. It was even mentioned that they couldn't deploy their main force, because it was a Bad Idea™️ due to the cosmic rules.

Philipp Battenberg

Yeah, for one, Jason needs Earth to be as strong as possible for what ever is to come. And on the other hand: McKean has demonstrated he's really good at hiding. Jason *might* be able to follow Gerling's disembodied soul back, but he would need to be present for it. And as he is using an hands off approach, he isn't.

Justin Butler

Yes. My thought exactly. Especially with the swearing disappearing. He likes the attention.

Sabroso JFD!

Bleeb*!*!*! Bleeb*!*!*! Bleeb*!*!*! Bleeb*!*!*! had me dying once upon a time

Nergie

Throwing the entirety of your forces into a trap doesnt feel like the smartest idea somehow. Unless ofc you have a secret force of ewoks.

AfroMocha

That is cause McKean is working with some of Earth's powers to try and trap and kill Jason. Jason and his team.alrewdy know this and will reverse the trap. Knowing it's a trap is a misdirect.

AfroMocha

They said 7 years in this chapter. The next big thing will kick off at 10-15 years as the the time lady flies

Richard

I did not have Lockpicking Lawyer shout out on my bingo card for this chapter.

TheMinuteRice

"You are securing your temple of Jason with a lock made of cosmic power which can be opened with another lock of cosmic power, *slaps padlock with another padlock*"

Kelly

If they’re announcing it in any capacity, it probably means they’re going to do something else. 😂

William Lane

Doing a re-listen rn, anyone else hoping that we will get to hear more about the original builder? I hope we don’t end the series before hearing about it. Perhaps a new adventure, with a different protagonist. Id love to see a futuristic space in the cosmos

Alejandro Piña

It’s been 32+ years since the events on book 1, wow.

Soli116

Dont you have to be a gestalt entity for that? Even for an Original. I thought that was required.

Alejandro Piña

Jason stopped to look at a man kneeling in front of a door with a camera on a tripod filming him. The door had a ritual diagram around the lock, which the man was picking while talking to the camera. “…because the magic was applied to a normal lock instead of integrated into the design, we can simply isolate the magic and pick it like any normal lock. I’ll start by applying bottom of the keyway tension, then go in with a standard hook…” “Is he filming himself robbing a house on a busy street in the middle of the day?” “No, Uncle Jason, he’s from the clan’s security team. He just likes to make videos about picking locks.” “He’s a locksmith?” “No, he’s a lawyer.” “A lawyer? Why is he—” This bit right here killed me.

Soli116

I think the complainers were too loud, and being able to downvote them left us at a disadvantage.

DirePants

Idk maybe? But it’s all magic right? Theres always another way.

Rowdy Robby

You know there is the lock-picking lawyer on YouTube. He could be a magician. What he does looks like magic, or like Belinda I'm sure.

Austin

Crazy Thought 🤪💭 Jason = System Admin/ GAB GAB bestow blessings Shade was a blessing of the reaper. Shade is now the shadow of the Hegemon. Shade also has said he would jump ship to Emi. ¿What if? Jason/GAB blessed Emi (& even Nik) with a “shadow of the Hegemon

Corvid

I'm going to campaign to make "as the time lady flies" a thing. That saying is streets ahead.

Danny boy

I'm worried the guy has discover a way to control gold rankers

Feu et Glace

I can't remember exactly how it works, but if a blood parasite infected Farrah, would it have the same power to stop Jason as she has?

Austin

Not this chapter: in Book #12- Jason’s System got into the mirage chamber. Jason then took away the System. So my question, ¿Does the System still work in the mirage chamber?

Skalias Pablo

I honestly see no scenario where any Earthling ever is a credible threat to Jason, let alone Jason and his team.

DominusIgnis

Dude I love the Easter egg for the LPL. I laughed my ass of when I finally understood.

Frederick

Sorry! Previous comment was mine and the result of a brain fart. It has been removed because it's not nice to share farts 🙃

social

Loved the reference as well! (If you don't get it, search for lockpicking lawyer)

Kconraw

Thx for the chapter

Opossums Coat

Oh man, what an ending to such a good chapter!

DUX072

Hey Shirt, I hope you’re properly on the mend. I’ve signed up to your Patreon after hearing you were sick and letting people cancel. I figure when you’re down is exactly when you need support. Keep plugging and all the best.

Michael dudney

I’m upset it’s over :/ time to start over I guess

andrew keefe

I wonder if Audrey Blaine and Thadwick Mercer got together would they be able to have kids and would they be Energy Vampire's at birth. Looks like the bad guy has been saving up his toys for a big finish reminds me of someone, Jason called him Steve.

Aaron Van Wormer

Imagine reading this chapter the day it was released lmao. But shirts dropping a new chapter tonight!

ABTelford

I am squirming with delight at this chapter! This whole story arc is building up beautifully - the writing quality is going back to what it was early on in the series, which is delightful. I will gladly accept slower put out if it increases quality. ❤️

Chloe

Theres gonna be a fight... Tyftc