Edelgard Lost to the Tavern (Patreon)

“Princess? You’re sweet kid, but this lass’s ‘maidenhood’ days stopped ‘bout 20 years ago when I started at this here tavern. However, you’re mighty sweet and maybe after another ale or two I’d be willin’ ta offer ya a discount. Have this ‘princess’ warm your bed before you continue your search for your royal charge”