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Completely unrelatable memes that no one can understand (Patreon)

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LINK: https://customer-u1hok16au7q8ozt4.cloudflarestream.com/a49ff15604118ca13e25912726a9b144/watch 

Part 3 of five hearts coming up next! and we're filming the final part today too! sorry for the delay

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Chris Nguyen

Whoa. Work's dead so I took a break and was like I feel like a new MXR vid is due today soon. Lets go check...Just now dropped. CRAZY lol

Brandon Olivarez

Thank yall for another great video

RippleEffect

Hope you guys have a Happy News Years! <3

Ice man

Why would you shave your balls… i guess Jeanie is right it does say a lot about Henry. If you have it good chance your significant other doesn’t like it as much as hairless and well more sensitive w after a shave . There you go Henry.

Jaime Vazquez Jr

Hey Happy New Year to you guys I hope you guys are doing well without YouTube continue on you're my favorite couple..

coldbattler

Red pandas are the cutest. Also the French prefer to order their flag colors as Blue, White, and Red.

Toma Arashi

Hold up, you went from schilling for Manscaped to admitting you have never manscaped Henry.......I FEEL LIKE THE WHOLE YOUTUBE ARC WAS A LIE :D

Benjamin RIONDET

The french flag is Blue White Red, not our flag Jesus. Not sorry. ^^

Matty Schultz

Randy from South Park was scream 'I thought this was America,' because he kept getting in drunken brawls at his kid's little league games.

Derek Evans

Great video. I'm glad that I still get to watch. And yes... there girls who absolutely have hair on their buttholes

Bret Wallace

@3:40 on the YT channel Luna the Pantera, I've seen her climb into boxes just like a housecat, and she's a leopard.

ufgrat

At the risk of exposing myself as GenX, this obsession with height is a pretty recent thing. Wasn't an issue in the 90's.

Tansi

Don't worry about the delay for Part 3. Good things take time! And this might be the start of a series. You stumbled on it by accident (well.... ;-), maybe it can become a regular part of your content.

A C

Thank you for continuing to release videos. You guys are always the highlight of my week. I genuinely don't know who I will turn to when you both eventually don't do internet stuff anymore.

lucas soares

On the topic of being possible to catch a bullet, on earth gravity would ground the bullet before it decelerated enough for you to catch it safely, foe you to do something like that you would need to go to a place with lower gravity and denser atmosphere to decelerate the bullet before it hit the ground, on the solar system the only place where that might be possible would be Titan. But someone would need to do the math to make sure and it won't be me.

MajinMexican

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breath-taking I suggest you try it

daniel martinez

I saw a youtuber that said they do lives on patrion..is that a thing?

Matthew Suchomski

10:09 Jeannie is an adorable word that ends in "ie".

Zeke

someone is posting your guys patreon on youtube https://www.youtube.com/@MxRReUps

Tony Bailey

Another nice, cute video guys! Keep up the momentum! And good to know looking forward to rest of 5 hearts! ❤️

John Rock

Quick! before the hyenas come.....

schwift

Hear me out, think about all the stored winter supplies that could be obtained through permitted and environmentally conscious fat bitch hunting season. Also imagine the internal incentive structure would motive millions who are going to die at 48 from obesity to abandon their ways and become gym bros and hoes.

JO LP

Sorry, Jeannie, there are 5 subreddits dedicated to girls with hairy asses https://www.reddit.com/search/?q=hairyass&type=communities&cId=4a9275c0-0d82-467f-aa7f-c3065634f976&iId=c0068637-6697-4627-a24a-5a6612012c24 All NSFW just in cases it needed to be said.

DomBee
>>159805345

Didn't move house with them, got her own place, probably been answered on Jeannie's twitch channel a few times, but not here.

Gavin Tanis

Jeannie needs to play The coffin of Andy and Leyley on stream; that would be a riot lol

Ian Lim

7:40 jeannie melting made my day

Ian Lim

Henry ya gotta take ein for a walk!

Ian Lim

10:35 jeannie proving henry’s point of importance of writing essays exhibit 1 🤣

Blind

any one noticed they never mention kai anymore what happened

Deshawn Hickman

6:35 you know what, since it's patreon and all, throw the "n" word out there for first and last time sake .

Metatron Prime

No one has a steadier hand than a man who is used to shaving his balls.

George Schizas
>>159797887

True. I was thinking about that recently. It probably wasn't an issue even in the early 2000s as far as I can tell (also GenX). Maybe the average height increased enough to be able to make a simple number (6') the "limit" or something.

Mdnght

Did you know in ancient Roman culture, perceptions of penile size were influenced by earlier Greek ideals, which associated smaller genitalia with virtues like self-control, modesty, and intellect. Also analyses of skeletal remains from ancient Roman sites indicate that the average height for Roman men was approximately 168 cm (5 feet 6 inches), while Roman women averaged around 155 cm (5 feet 1 inch).

Indogator

I used to cut the hair on my balls really short, until I made a mistake and cut a bit of skin off on one of my balls and it bleed a little, after that incident I stopped cutting the hair down there so short.

ramdam974

Those two are blessed by the hair god.

Rael

Solid.

Mdnght

Happy new year from Australia

Eyelet

I think the idea behind the mom meme is that she's saying "why don't you have a girlfriend?" not that he's dating his mom, but it could be interpreted that way given that his mom is young and hot.

brandon white

I shave my balls, actually everything down there. to answer your question why? because for me its for hygiene. I workout a lot and do Jiu jitsu, I sweat a lot and the only thing that start to stink is the groin area. So now it always fresh and no longer smell.

Chris Nguyen
>>159813721

Sigh, at least that other guy was only posting the old youtube vids and wasn't monetized. Hope this new one gets strikes, too. Its only fair lmao

Giant_Killer33

I hope u have Happy New Year !

Fonzie!
>>159867222

I have quite sweaty and hairy balls, I should try. Also, isn't it save to shave it with an electrical shaver, going along with the grain?

Fonzie!
>>159831923

Meh, they might not be comfortable saying it themselves, and that'd be up to them.

Fonzie!
>>159813716

NGL my first thought was "quickie" which I guess does sound cute but...

Fonzie!
>>159805345

In the first Patreon video in LA they said they moved again, LA again, and Kai's not living there anymore. Though in all fairness, it was said pretty off-handedly, so I get why people would miss that.

Fonzie!

Happy few hours after new year's cause I couldn't sleep I'm p sure I'll sleep well after this, cheers!

Janna

Happy new years! Thanks for the vid and have a great holiday!

bzaroworld

"Dost thou weigh more than my cow?" if you see this on Reddit, just know that it's me

R T

The average height in medieval times was about 4ft 11, it’s disappointing visiting castles because they look really grand but the ceilings are very low

Xel Lynx

too awesome ive miss this

Dominik Schneider
>>159813716

creampie is the first one i thought about, mainly because it's been a thing on the channel a couple of times in videos before

Dominik Schneider
>>159792801

Just because he doesn't have hair on the balls doesn't mean the whole area down there is hairless.

C K

When shaving your balls never touch the ball skin with the trimmer and never use a razor. If you do the wrinkles in your ball skin will get clipped and it will hurt and you will bleed. The best way to shave your balls is to hover over them with the trimmer but never touching the skin. You can also use scissors but also be very careful. You may use the same technique when trimming the gooch or butt hole.

dlpheonix

Happy new year everybody

RICHARD

Is no one going to talk about how Jeannie knew that Henry had no hair on his balls? She didn't even hesitate. XD

Kenneth Mitchell

Once, in a land deep in the south, my fellow infantry officers dared me to shave my balls with a razor. That night, in the community shower of a WWII era barracks, I hooked one heel on a water pipe that was about hip high and lathered up my chicken skin, then I pulled out my multi-bladed razor and went to work. I pulled and stretched the skin to keep it as flat as possible, and after about fifteen minutes of cursing and sweating, I had a freshly shaven apple bag with zero nicks or cuts. Only one Soldier walked in during that man show—he halted a moment before turning and leaving without comment. So, yes, you can in fact shave your balls with the right razor, but the psychological stress isn’t worth it. I never did it again, my opinion being that I had luckily avoided a disaster.

Eddart Jarrow Kashveel
>>160003760

No, absolutely not, this is not an episode of TMZ, or a copy of the Inquirer, you may want to know but you don't need to know. Life is just full of mysteries, and this is one of them.

Eddart Jarrow Kashveel
>>159936821

That is because the average, also takes into account all of the peasants as well and all of the other commoners. Well-fed members of the nobility tended to be somewhat taller. The ceilings tended to be low because it was to keep the heat from rising too much during the extra cold winters of the time. Except of course during the eight hundred yearlong heat spell in the middle period.

Eddart Jarrow Kashveel
>>159831923

I'm a sixty-six plus year old white guy from a long time southern white family. I was taught that the n-word was a term that showed your ignorance, and foolishness. Not to be used in any company. I was also taught to stay away from those that do use the term. I would have trouble even saying it all by myself. Why would Henry and Jeannie want to say something that offensive? I think that they were both raised by better parents than that.

Eddart Jarrow Kashveel

I must say indeed, thank you very much for the last few years of fun. I hope you will have a fun and Happy New Year this year as well. To everybody else Happy New Year too. However, I don't think that Henry's pubic area follicle production occurrence is any of our business whatsoever. Other than that great video.

Kenneth Mitchell
>>160015350

Excellent question. It was after; however, it was an all infantry affair and therefore generally unfettered by the rules of society, polite or otherwise.

Timothy Paperno

Just had an artichoke jalapeno cheese omelet over black peppered mashed potatoes with my morning coffee in the afternoon watching MXR. It is one of my absolute favorite ways to start a day when I wake up late.

robert wager

Henry, did you get a discount on the spray farmers tan?

Adrian Lee

Didn’t Henry sponsor Manscape for years? “Your balls with thank you” is their tagline. How do u not know if u have hair on ur balls?!

Asher Fallen

So, with a razor: pull the skin gently and worth on as flat a surface as possible. With trimmers: same but do NOT tilt the clippers. Flat on as flat as possible. Also: I don't know how common it is but some girls do have hair around their butthole. Needless to say but I've seen some things. Hope my degeneracy helped. 😆

Lee Elliott
>>160286730

he's said before that he doesn't tend to grow hair on his nuts. besides, just because you sponsor somethign, doesn't mean you actually USE it. or are always aware when you need to reuse it. they give you a check, that's how it works.

Kevin Jay Veon

I used to use Nair hair removal for the region down under. If you get a bad razor it looks like your face after a bad razor.

Kevin Jay Veon

I like how Jeannie plays off like she doesn't know if he has hair on his nuts.

Grizzly Dave
>>159936821

"Englishmen became taller when Britain was under Roman occupation (200-410 AD), with average height rising from 167 cm to 170 cm (or 5 feet 5 inches). The researchers suggest this rise in average height coincided with the Romans’ improved water supply and sanitation systems and a more varied diet at this time. After the Romans left Britain in 410, heights did not deteriorate immediately but fell from 600 onwards. The paper highlights previous research suggesting that health may have deteriorated when populations moved out of the towns and cities set up by the Romans, abandoning their more hygienic water supplies and waste disposal systems. Plague and pestilence then became common and infectious diseases are known to have increased at this time, with archaeological evidence also suggesting that diets were inadequate. Average heights of men started to go up again after the Norman Conquest of 1066, says the paper. By the end of the early medieval period, heights had increased to 172 cm, increasing to 173 cm in the 1100s, edging closer to heights achieved at the start of the 20th century. The paper suggests that a warmer climate may have contributed to good general health among the population, noting that records for 901 until 1100s show that England ‘saw the warmest weather of the millennium’. Over this period of 200 years, average heights increased by more than 5 cm, says the working paper. After 1200, heights started to decline, and archaeological evidence shows that at this time, the rural populations were decreasing, farmland had become degraded and there were shortages of crop seeds. It also notes that other research has suggested temperatures turned colder over the century, with weather becoming far more changeable until the early 1300s. The early 1300s started with the Great Famine (1315-1317) which may have exaggerated the decline in average heights, but the paper says men had started getting shorter several decades before. After the Black Death of 1348-1350, however, average heights grew, with the paper noting that this coincided with a boost in agricultural production. From 1400 to the early 1650, mean height reached 173-174 cm." Taken from an article from Oxford University written in 2017.

Jonathon McBain

disposable facial razors, much shaving cream and great care. ive heard guys swear by manscaped but any electric razor ive used causes nicks, if you can use a straight razor you're goated. yes girls have hair on their buttholes but its little more than peach fuzz

Tacocat11

Son: mom can I have a gf Mom:we have gf at home. The gf at home

RalphNader

We can now add Gravity next to animals on the list of stuff Henry doesn't understand. Your friend could never catch a bullet going slow it would have hit the ground long before that point xD

trevor ylisaari

I have a husky. I can't even spell words, he knows the spelling too. Damn dog is too smart.

Joe Buk
>>161729160

German shepherd here, knows the spelling too lol. Honestly he straight up picks up on all the non verbal cues too. Specifically when I nod or gesture im going to take out the garbage. They’re so smart.