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SHE CAN STRANGLE PEOPLE WITH HER ASS (Patreon)

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2025-02-03 00:59:15
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Crey Lacoste

Yes. DO THAT TO MHEEEEEEE

James Smiley

You're facing the wrong way friend!

Th3 JimP

Chinese mother in law... EVERY WEEKEND we're at Vinh Phat, Wing Wa, Ranch99, SF Market, Marlboro Ginseng, you name it. They all smell like herbs and fish, and NOBODY pays attention to where they're going. They leave their carts crosswise in the middle of the aisle while they mill about in ANOTHER aisle. Don't get me started on the way they drive...

Austin Vaughn

Wait, you seriously think 20cm is "gigantic" so much so that you fear it? Hmmm.......

James Smiley

Anybody else expecting Jeannie to call out Henry for his mm Peter?

Crey Lacoste

3 centimeter defeater

Alex Gordon

Yea that does suck to sit there that long, but what is even worse is a mom who never cooks. Brought girl dinner to a new level for my sister and I who were left to fend for ourselves on what was called "Every man for himself night".

OmegaEOP
>>163388336

Well anything over 6 inches for most women is considered too big unless they train themselves to take it

schwift

I hope Jeanee is doing good

RICHARD

In all seriousness, I would love to see you guys go on another adventure outside the house. You're in LA now, lots of cool places to go that you haven't filmed before.

C K

Henry I know you don't want to go outside but how bout a Vacation video? You can stay in the robe and Jeannie can drag you around place to place.

Fiss

Asian Supermarkets are a special kind of magic. However, the crowdedness? I totally get as a huge NOPE for most people. Gotta go 1st thing at the ass crack of dawn

Mdnght

Always ends to soon but always appreciated

Andrew

hope the girl wrestler gets done like that in a match and that other girl post it.

Aaron Cooper

... And people were saying they broke up LMAO

Neil Pearson

The cash register sound is going through most our heads when the lady wants to go out.

Vincent Pascoe

No other countries don't use inches for dick size. My first tinder date in Tokyo things where going great despite our language barrier, she even asked me to join her at a love hotel but before we left she asked me for a picture of my Dick?!!! I told her I didn't come prepared she asked me how big it was, I got super scared because I wasn't sure if she was afraid my dick was too small or too big 🤣 I'll put the full story on my YouTube someday. But NO Henry other countries don't read English memes.

Vincent Pascoe

I would love for more lewd content But I also wish for more wholesome content, can you bring your parents on and have them react with you guys I really wish They could chat about your guys child hood and thee thoughts on generations and what you guys do.

Parbruek

It's not surprise you didn't notice sasquatch. Despite his massive size he can be extremely illusive.

Parbruek

If one uses that size as a measurement of lumber, does that mean the house shrinks when temperatures drop?

lunsmann
>>163388336

Jeannie was saying 27 cm initially. Which is just shy of 11 inches. Which is huge. And 8 inches is more than most girls can comfortably handle every day.

Stark Vengeance

On the dick size thing, 20 would be venti, which is certainly grande, although it doesn't necessarily correlate to being tall.

DennMark

I’m a white guy, I was married to an American born Asian woman, I too know the horrors of visiting not only Chinese markets, but also Vietnamese convenience stores, the latter somehow being smaller seemed to have a more pugnant aroma…

Robert Nixon

i remember when ein was a wee lass and genie would sit her in her lap..... oh time you cruel mistress.

Tansi
>>163402995

Please don't start rumours. It is not nice and it takes just one person that does not read your comment carefully.

corey spofford

so skin is a part of your peni so as long as henry is not a few inches tall he could measure from the top of his head and say it is that long then if you want to use the vascular system it is from his heart to it, he could also use from his kidneys to it whatever makes him feel better about himself my wife tells me it is no fun to crush someone's souls if they are in good spirits

Sleepless

So Henry trying to rock a male Judy Alvarez Cyberpunk haircut?

Tony Bailey

I miss you guys going places together! The 2 of ya staying in a treehouse was one of most cosiest vlogs! 🥰 Sooo mix some different content like that in? 🙏

James Smiley
>>163404822

Can't wait to hear it. Not that it makes me gay 🫢Seriously, I'm married! not happily, but who is?

Andrew Hodge

"if you are giving a man pleasure and getting nothing in return, you are giving a blowjob" clearly Henry has never given a blowjob, i find them quite fun to give.

Khan Krum

In my college the 18+ dorms were the graduate apartments. And that did look like an apartment not just a regular dorm room.

Khan Krum

They do use cm in Europe.

Tacocat11

I love when Henry has to double back Bec he said something he shouldn't have lol

Will I-am
>>163506122

I second this sentiment. I've been thinking a lot about the old vlog content. It was so so good!! And I miss it ❤️

Rockin So

Oh hey it's Tony, my homie!

Eddart Jarrow Kashveel
>>163428901

As that old song goes. "Ain't it funny how time keeps slipping right on away." If you think that's bad. I was several years older than Henry or Jeannie is now, when either one of them was born. A ten-year-old today was born around the time Henry and Jeannie were turning twenty. When that ten-year-old turns thirty they will be turning fifty. It's not sad it's Math.

Eddart Jarrow Kashveel

Never ever really gets old. Jeannie tickles Henry's foot, and he sticks it in his mouth. Then he spends half the rest of the video trying to remove it. Funny stuff. Reminds me of the great comedy teams of the past. Abott and Costello, Burns and Allen, Martin and Lewis, Stiller and Meara. We need to just add Henry Liang and Jeannie Lee to the mix. Oh yeah, Jerry Stiller and Ann Meara were Ben Stiller's parents just so you'll know.

Suraimu Bakuhatsu

I really like that the old end song is still here

Neil Tan

gotta play... Five Hearts Under One Roof... WTF... already did it! YAY!

etapi65

Flash to Jeanie (sp?) going up to random Brits asking them aggressively how they measure their cock is pretty hysterical.

vik

news flash. everyone but americans measures their dicks in centimeters guys. and yes. 50 centimeter dicks barely exist, so that was a dead giveaway that you guys have no idea about the metric system lmao

Blkdragon06667

That zoom was really cool all news station should do that

schwift

LAMBORGHINI

luis gustavo de carvalho uzai

Here in Brazil we use centimeters to measure dicks, the only thing we measure in Inches (polegadas) are tv screens, and everyone gets confused; why is 50 so much bigger than 42? There are only 8 strange measurement numbers for the difference.

Devin Serrato

Jeanie gonna be left on the sidelines in that federer situation

Fonzie!
>>164299976

Same for NL, pretty sure this is the same for most of the world. H&J just didn't know. Screens being measured in inches really ticks me off, though; they're almost exclusively made in S. Korea and tend to be an exact amount of mm/cm wide and tall. Screens are made metric ffs!

Fonzie!
>>163404822

Even if young adults and teenagers to read English memes, every single person lives in metric and so do they.

tehSunBro

On the "inches" discussion. 1. 20 centimeter is a pretty well known euphemism for "big dick" 2. 7 inches is 17.78 cm

Bob
>>163403347

It's always terrifying. Modern day 4 horsemen of the Apocalypse: Marshalls, home goods, tj maxx, and ulta.

Snake Gaming

Why can’t I turn any of these videos sideways?

Eddart Jarrow Kashveel
>>163921448

Are you trying to imply that there are men out there with phallic members more than a foot and two thirds long? Somebody, call the porn industry quick.

zadimi

inches are stupid never use em

lowfatlatte0

ok fun question, why is this in mxrmods? XD