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So I said when the audiobook came out that I'd order 1k worth of artwork if we passed the top 1000 on Audible. Well, apparently the audiobook peaked at 771. Pretty good considering Bob has been out for a while!

I had no plan so those who have ideas better write them down in the comments. I'll pick the more popular ones and those I like the most, shove them into a poll, and then let you decide which project my cheese fund will finance.

Lewds are even allowed because Patreon believes this is an 'adult content' page and could not be convinced otherwise. So fuck it.

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WarStrider72

Congrats boss! Let's get you some more 🧀 artwork!

John Anastacio

Congratulations! Very happy for you. Not that I use or listen to audiobooks, but still very nice.

pelya

Dragon porn?

Mistythread

What about some Sofis art? I want to see his skull throne

CHoobler

We definitely need Arthur and her bank

Weldt

Well some of your characters like sex and some of them are grown ups 😀 . .

ErrebanRrereban

I really want to know what Sangor looks like. Please? I feel like my imagination didn't do him justice

ActionKermit

Nestra and shork art? :O

Arg

Some “blue prints” of the war machines could be cool or a map of the bank the team broke into with comments like bring buckets

Maurin

I would love Viv killing Sonagi in the arena, the moment she says "Now you are forgiven" is one of my favorite.

Jonah Ree

Ser Warcrime and/or other characters mid trip on blue honey!

Panzer

I feel like we HAVE to have the gold pour with Arthur looking in aww

Alex Almond

A row of inferior security golems with buckets on their heads, maybe a glimpse of someone rounding the corner speedily, or a character stood looking at them

Maurin

Just another moment I have in mind, Viv in tactical gear when she flees After killing elemental asshole with her futuristic Assault Rifle kicking ass while listening to the Solo of "Free Bird"

sebsebs

Just a family pic of Viv, Nestra and Ari with lots of teeth !!

sebsebs

If it's Bob only then a family pic too but with like Solfis, Arthur and a dead Necrarch

MrrC

I'd actually love to see images of the last scene of Journey with Ari waking up in the satellite above the earth....optimally with her two "loves" beside her

Ronan Cadoret

A thumbnail of Cooking with Nestra. Also congratulations.

Caitlin

That moment when Viv realizes Solfis left a bucket on the head of the dumb "golem" in the bank. That moment lives rent free in my head. Or when Viv meets the brown elemental! Or the singing sands. Or the aliens. Or that moment in that underwater tunnel after she survives that ancient necrarch for the first time. I have so many moments I love so much it's hard to choose! Oooh or Arthur chilling in her bank

Caitlin

I DO wonder what their god look like, but I feel like if I see it I can't unsee it, ya know?

Jennifer Leigh

Viv using her defenistration window with the duchess. Or maybe a later one where everyone just backs up and let's the idiot land.

Brandon Yarberry

Viv's first meeting of Solfis Arthur's first T-pose in Cassia's spring A view of the Harrakan throne room, with all the skeletons still there Viv's first view of Kazar and the tree Tea ceremony with Varska Viv's first night in Kazar, looking at the sky A blue rose Solfis holding that first blue rose Viv got him Sinur's Gate after it was reclaimed, looking over the rest of the deadlands The view that Sangor had, coming through the gate to meet Viv for the first time after she became elemental.

Young Youghurt

Golem family. Solfis and his kid's, each of them with symbols of their domain.

Roland Haller

A victorian spicy ankle pic of Ariane, on the bridge of a boat, with a tricorn Vic on the back of Arthur coming back to Kazar before the tree burnt Nezhra cooking show

Momongama

A wide-shot of the Theomachia on Sandrial island would be really cool

PickledTink

A pic of a joyous Helena riding a gleeful Sashimi while Nestra looks on, annoyed.

Kennyevilmonkey

Ends up being the vampire's eye god from Journey. Just peeking in to see what the hell is going on with these weird owl people.

Kennyevilmonkey

Viv with a machine gun, riding Arther, being chased by griffin riders, blasting Free Bird, while a keep is half blown up and smoking in the background.

Newbie_101

Almost any scene from the fight vs Octas on the island.

Shawn

Viv meeting the earth elemental!

Angela Roberts

One of the elders, Viv, her Consort, and the man child sword guy while meeting post kidnap attempt while Viv is explaining that she always, always gets even. (Love that scene so much!) But also when she pours the gold down Lancer's throat. When she's in the room with the magician turned necrarch that used the spell that wrecked Harrak. Varska and Viv drinking tea. The crazy Yres riding off to battle the Nemeti, high as kites. Viv and the Karks riding into the Kark marketplace. Solfis and his children entering Frostway and encountering the "King".

Sæþór

This is unrelated but I just upgraded to both changeling and bob but I don't have access to the changeling chapters after 60?

Briar Rosier

Viv and the gang killing Elunath. Alternatively/additionally, Viv using modern gear to break out of the mana suppression field after killing Elunath. Listening to Free Bird.

Red Viking

A golem carving a library stelle, blue roses growing at the stone's base, and children running around its feet.

NoReTr3aT

Until now my favorite moment still is the first time Solfis comes online and massacres the necromancers. So Full override emergency bone-frame completely terrifying everyone and going to give the worthless threat level PATHETIC meat-bags some rip and tear. Could be an awesome picture.

Quixotic

Does it have to be Bob related? Because a long time ago I asked for a picture of Melusine's 100th birthday gift for Ari and you said you'd look into it.

jcox

* Doom tank 'organic braking' from the lizard war arc. * Re-installing Solfis his old frame.

Paul Brittain

How about the funeral for Solfis' creator with him and the new golem 'kids' standing watch with bob.

Roombot

I’d absolutely love to see Arthur at her desk, being swarmed by her tiny minions cleaning her claws and such

Bunny Waffles

I demand a Heist Scene, complete with an inferior golem with a bucket on its head!

Brandon Yarberry

Yeah, I like landscapes and "atmospheric" shots. And very likely would love to get actual copies of this kind of stuff.

GilesFey

Ari after she wakes up a vampire

Alex Hoffmann

Solar half naked while his wife goes bonkers about how hot he looks

Colin

Since no-one seems to be requesting lewds; fine I'll do it myself. Viv and Varska having sex in the tower- Viv naked being fingered by Varska. Sidjin railing Viv from behind with Viv leaning against her bedroom wall, after the Coronation at Sinur's Gate - with Viv still in the crown and royal Harrakan regalia & dress, which is obviously lifted up by Sidjin. EDIT: Actually, I'd also love when Viv and Sidjin first hooked up in the healing chamber right after Sidjin got his privates restored, if that can be done.

Colin

maybe with Varska's plants in the background in first pic. or alternatively on Varska's couch.

Colin

I'm seconding this, Sonagi's death was, well, distinctly memorable. 10/10 scene.

Colin

I'd specifically love a scene of Estefar being redeemed, and his surprise when he's prayed by other churches to so he doesn't get redemption equals death'd, but instead becomes a light god. Preferably includes Viv saying "I don’t do tragic last stands."

PickledTink

Second suggestion: Sashimi sneakily crashing the Cooking with Crescent show to eat the slain guardian.

Clifton

Does it have to be something that happened? Kark v All Black's rugby with at least one tackle.

Saul Reynolds-Haertle

Nestra doing pin-up poses on her naval cannon and car. She does not the sex, but she's perfectly capable of taking advantage of other people being stupid about it, and what better way to help humanity get comfortable with her aszhii self than to get everyone whacking off to porn of her?

Ricky Kukowski

my brother, who only listens to books anymore, very happily picked it up on my recommendation.

TheLunaticCo

Does this mean we might get to see ariane's legendary butt?

ARealPerson

Viv and Arthur standing on the shoulders of Efestar's statue (Tea included.).

Amer

1. Viv and the gang vs the ancient necrarch 2. The entire gang being horrified by the flesh garden and Viv just shrugging 3. Someone said Helena riding Sashimi while Nestra looks on annoyed so second that.

Cameron Chown

Cus you are all fools and lack common sense I need to suggest the bestest of ideas Viv pouring molton gold down the prince's throat

Matt Cannon

I know this is a little late, but .... A tree, half the tree of life from Kazar, half the Black Tree of Change Viv and Arthur created on the pure league's fortress.

anonymous wildfire

Okay, now I have to add Void Dragon Viv gaining her wings while Arthur gloats.

Robbie Mathieson

Viv riding behind knight what's his name from book one billowing darksmoke