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Dumb Idea (remembered the joke) (Patreon)

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2026-01-26 16:08:16
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What madness could befall a half-dwarf to fill the air with dreams of fast bread.

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Sleep

It seems highly unlikely the dwarves aren't doing this down there in the underworld.

H80140

Your Terry Pratchett is showing

Mechaphantom

That is a pretty cute joke.

Senpapiiii

I mean, food is good but you dont get to wash with naked bronze goddesses...

JP Luna

I dunno, I'm reminded of a line from Disney's Hercules (I think I heard it a bunch because they used it in a commercial): "Indoor plumbing - it's gonna be big." Point being, having showers like those is already really, *really* rad. And maybe having that without steam power is slightly anachronistic (I was griping the other day about a fantasy novel that had elevators and not trains, for a similar example), but also, I'm sympathetic to people who want to avoid industrialization and have that option available to them. Industrialization kinda sucks in a lot of ways. Factories aren't fun. To be clear, I like the joke.

Twelve Seal

The Dwarves already do this, I'm sure. That Alloyan mindset is half Dwarf, so it makes sense he'd hit on the idea.

Stephen Wells

I think the incentives for an industrial revolution are different (possibly nonexistent) in a world where magic *actually works*.

CanadianGold

what is civilization but finding new and better ways to turn wheels? When aliens land on Earth it'll turn out they power their faster-than-light spaceships by using some space stuff to turn a turbine.

Pervy Polar Bear

Is multitasking an issue? You can have different pipes for different tasks.

justaguy2001

I think this just another reason for you to talk about big steamy pipes and the hot showers that cum out of them😜

TheLoreMaker

It's interesting how even the guys in this world have child bearing hips.

Raifu Dpheonix

I mean they could have both, but we cant endanger the bathing scenes. *nodding nodding*