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rkb

my life is a poopy, bull riding and doody

quicheone

patrick not fucking w bananas is a demerit

William B. Bricks

it amazes me that A) patrick has the gall to call out calebs spilling/littering after his zyn littering scandal and B) they don’t bring that up more often to shame and control him

33threetard

patrick’s zyn disposal method is an assertion of dominance. the other two know that and have to find other ways to try and tear him down. but they’ll never kill my king

Sab F

i love cams claws 🦞

Big Bad Bug

Hi I work at a Raptor rehabilitation center, the birds we work with do not have penis bones. Both male and female raptors have cloacas! The only way we can sex our raptor patients is thru DNA testing.

Big Bad Bug

Ducks, geese and some waterfowl do have penises. But the majority of bird species copulate through cloacal contact. Love you all

Will Haskins

Someone needs to update Patrick on Nightcrawler’s conception. He has two moms because mystique shapeshifted into a dude to impregnate her girlfriend. Devil thing hasn’t been canon for years. Classic lesbian erasure from Pat.

Donn

I will say, the keys on the belt loop is a form of lesbian flagging, and this does inform us that Pat is a top. So maybe Pat himself is a lesbian ?? Something to consider

Babadeebee

The Painted Bird is the one that’s made up

brynne

The taxonomic acronym for animals with a baculum is PRICCC