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Men twice as likely to die from broken heart syndrome

say I’m sorry like the opposite gender to be forgiven

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Men view their exes more favorably than women do

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What gives someone the ick, according to science

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Twin study reveals that being funny is probably trauma lol

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Crushes lower women's creativity, but not men's

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Teen suicides plummeted in March '20, when schools shut due to COVID. Returning from online to in-person schooling was associated with a 12-18% increase in teen suicides

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