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One sunny morning in Essex (Patreon)

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2026-03-05 06:00:08
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Skinnie S

EXTRACT from a trailer that's just dropped for a new Bergman & Knightley documentary "B&K: Discovering Male Beauty" made in collaboration with TOWIE. "James, I know you were going for a kick around but I've agreed with the showrunner for 'The Only Way is Essex' that they can send a film crew when I have a my friends round this morning." "Well, I'll get out of your way, Gran.........." "No, don't do that. I was hoping you'd stay. TOWIE will be bringing a couple of beauticians for a demo." "Beauticians? They're always pretty, right?" "Yes, James. I thought you might like them....... and they want to do a demo on a male." "Oh!" "I guess it will be all metrosexual stuff. It's become quite fashionable for men to wear product." "Yeah, I know Gran. A few of my mates do. Some wear Alice bands, and a bit of eyeliner. One gets his nails manicured." "So will you be happy to stay to help with the demo." "Yes, Gran if I get to meet the beauticians. Some of those make-up girls you see on the counters can be quite stunning. It'd be good to get the chance to talk to them. You never know ......." "James! Really! They may have boyfriends. They may have husbands." "Well, there's no point if you don't ask. I've always wanted to get close to girls like that but been too frightened to go up and speak to them." "Well now's your chance." PLEASE NOTE: The full documentary will be screened next month on Channel 69. However, keen viewers can see it on Pay-per-View on the Bergman & Knightley website. (Available free to B&K Gold and Platinum Card holders.) A download of the script is available from SkinnieS, B&K's in-house copy writer. S xxx

Skinnie S
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An added perk for B&K Loyalty Card members is the Behind the Scenes Documentary on the making of "B&K: Discovering Male Beauty" including gaffes, edits and parts that had to be cut because they were of an intimate nature. You can find "Discovering Male Beauty BTS" exclusively on the Bergman & Knightley website. B&K is already filming the follow-on documentary "B&K: Discovering Male Beauty - What James Did Next" with planned release in Autumn 2026. Future collaborations between James and Rhys Jenner, and James and Andy French are currently in early development. WARNING: Parts of "Discovering Male Beauty BTS" are explicit. Viewer discretion is advised. While "B&K: Discovering Male Beauty" carries a 15 rating, "Discovering Male Beauty BTS" is rated 18. An R18 version is also available exclusively for Platinum Members in the Platinum Suite of your local B&K Store. Platinum Card Members are welcome to bring their B&K Boys to these screenings. Tissues and lube will be provided.

Aidan

Oh wow their “Glamour and Grace” pamphlet is exactly right. Smiles of joy all round.

Ericka

What was failed to mention was that their model, Tiffany formerly known as Timmy, has fully gone through the feminization process. Though with medication and not starting surgery yet, but has fully accepted who she is which is why she's so docile and loves the feeling of getting your hair done and makeup. However her hair is almost long enough to not where a wig, but today's still demands it. Though Tiffany was a little disappointed they didn't bring any clothes for her to try on as a small fashion show. But I guess when you are as big as B&K you can't go around giving out free house party fashion shows to just anybody. Plus I guess they can't take the risk of someone stealing their designs.