Gif: AIRBAGS DEPLOYED! (Patreon)
Published:
2025-04-26 16:00:20
Edited:
2025-05-24 05:52:51
Imported:
2026-06
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Crossing against the light, he was almost run down by a curvy blonde in a pink sports car."Hey, you dumb bimbo," he hollered. "No wonder you can't drive straight, with those big fake bazoombas of yours blocking the view!"Big mistake. It turned out she was a witch, packing a wand. One little zap later and she sent him tottering down the street on nine-inch heels, his own all-too-real "bazoombas" bouncing with every step!