Gif: A BIKINI BOD IN EVERY BOTTLE! (Patreon)
Published:
2025-10-03 16:00:40
Imported:
2026-06
Content

The market was out of his regular vitamin water, so he grabbed a bottle of something called Bikini Bounce. The label showed a picture of a sexy girl in a skimpy swimsuit, and the slogan was, "A bikini bod in every bottle!" He figured that was just hype, something a bunch of ad guys had cooked up to fool desperate, gullible girls.
It wasn't just hype.