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He was on a lunch date when he spotted an ex at another table. It had been a messy breakup and he wasn't thrilled to see her again, but then she sent a bottle of wine over to his table. He relaxed, smiling smugly to himself. He was such a charmer, the girls could never stay mad at him for long.

He took a sip of the wine and felt a funny little tingle all over. His date frowned, squinting at his face.

"Did that Merlot stain your lips," she asked, "or... are you wearing lipstick?"