Gif: HE'S PREGNANT! (Patreon)

HER: Keep your eyes closed, honey! I've got the camera all set up for the big announcement...

HIM: Okay, babe. I've got a pretty good idea what you're gonna tell me, but I'll try to act surprised.

HER: Oh, you'll be surprised, believe me! You know how we were arguing about starting a family? You kept pushing me to have kids, but I said no because I didn't wanna get pregnant. Well, I've thought it over... and we are gonna have a baby!

HIM: Awesome! I'm gonna be a dad!

HER: Well, not exactly. I cast a little spell last night, and... Well, go ahead and open your eyes, for your big surprise!

HIM: Okay, I can hardly wait to... WHAT THE HELL?!

HER: You're pregnant, honey! Stand up and show everybody your baby bump!