Gif: TRY WOMANHOOD TODAY! (Patreon)

A GUY is sitting and looking glum.

FEMALE ANNOUNCER'S VOICE: (Bright and chipper) Spending another evening bored and alone, huh?

GUY: Yeah. I just can't get a date. I sure wish something new and exciting would happen to me.

ANNOUNCER: What if I told you that with just one little change, you could get all the dates you'd ever want?

GUY: Yeah, sure. How's that supposed to work?

ANNOUNCER: It's simple! All you have to do is... be a woman!

The GUY suddenly transforms into a female version of himself, with his shirt now sagging on his shrunken body and his hair up in a messy bun.

GUY: Oh, my God! I'm... I'm a...

ANNOUNCER: That's right, you're a beautiful young lady now! But of course, you can't go out tonight dressed like that...

The GUY's clothes suddenly transform into a pink, low-cut dress and his hair snaps into a glamorous Marilyn Monroe 'do. He looks down at himself in astonishment, grabbing the hem of his skirt.

GUY: What the..? I'm wearing a dress..?

ANNOUNCER: Welcome to the world of womanhood, honey! No more begging girls for dates... from now on, boys will be begging you for dates!

GUY: Boys?! But... I don't even like boys!

ANNOUNCER: You do now, girlfriend! Before you hit the club tonight, you'd better make a quick stop at the pharmacy. You'll need to pick up some protection, if ya know what I mean... plus maybe some lipstick and mascara... and don't forget to get some pads! You're about due for a visit from Aunt Flo.

GUY: Huh? But I don't have an aunt named... (He goes pale.) Oh, no!

The frame freezes and a logo comes up that says WOMANHOOD in big, pink letters.

ANNOUNCER: Try womanhood today!