Gif: THE THIRD WISH (Patreon)

Poor Jaden wasn't too bright.

For his first wish, he asked the genie for a mansion with a giant gumball machine and a fridge that never runs out of cold beer.

For his second wish, he made himself big and buff.

He was all out of ideas for his third and final wish, until the genie casually suggested the power to make any wish come true.

Like we said, poor Jaden wasn't too bright. In a flash he lost his mansion, his giant gumball machine, his fridge that never runs out of cold beer, and even his big, buff body. He has a new home now... in a little golden lamp!