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INTERIOR. APARTMENT. NIGHT.

TWO GUYS are sitting on the couch watching a football game. They both glance up through the glass of the patio door just as a bright, twinkling shooting star flies across the sky. There is a pause and then both men turn into female versions of themselves, their sports jerseys sagging on their shrunken bodies. They gasp in shock.

GUY 1: Oh, my God! You're a girl!

GUY 2: So are you, dude! What the hell happened to us?!

GUY 1: I'm not sure, but I think it might be my fault. When I saw that shooting star, I wished I had a hottie girlfriend to watch the game with... and then you changed! I don't know why I changed too, though.

GUY 2: Well, to be honest... I wished I had a hottie girlfriend to watch the game with, too. (He has a quick peek down the neckline of his jersey.) Dude, I'm wearing a bra! And my boobs are bigger than a lot of my girlfriends!

GUY 1: (He frowns and touches his earlobes.) Yeah... and I'm wearing earrings. I wonder if I'm pierced anyplace else?

They both stand up, looking at themselves in a mirror on the wall.

GUY 1: Jeez, this is a disaster! What are we gonna do?

GUY 2: I dunno. (Shyly) I guess maybe we could... try being each other's hottie girlfriends?

GUY 1: Dude, no way! I mean, you may be a girl, but you're still YOU!

GUY 2: Yeah, I guess I know what you mean. We're both girls now but we're still us, and it's kind of hard to think of each other as...

WHOOSH, the last of the magic catches up with them and suddenly their saggy jerseys turn into snug mini dresses, showing off their figures. There is a long pause while the transformed friends try not to gawk at each other.

GUY 1: On second thought... maybe we could give the hottie girlfriends thing a try?

GUY 2 grabs the remote, shuts off the TV mid-touchdown, and without another word the pair hurry off toward the bedroom. FADE OUT.