Gif: INSTA-WIFEY! (Patreon)

KITCHEN. INTERIOR. NIGHT.

The camera POV is inside a fridge. The door opens and a large, lunky fellow peers in, looking for something to eat.

ANNOUNCER: (Chipper voice-over) So, what are you having for dinner tonight, buddy?

MAN: I have no idea. I'm sick of fast food but I don't know how to cook anything.

ANNOUNCER: What your home needs is a woman's touch, eh? A cute little wifey would sure brighten up the place!

MAN: Sounds great... but where am I ever gonna find a girl like that?

ANNOUNCER: Well, now you don't need to find her... thanks to Insta-Wifey!

MAN: Insta-Wifey? I like the sound of that! How does it work?

The man suddenly transforms into a curvy woman wearing pink dishwashing gloves and a blue mini dress. He sputters in shock.

MAN: What in the holy hell?!

ANNOUNCER: Insta-Wifey transforms you into a sexy domestic diva who cooks, cleans... and looks simply adorable in a frilly apron! Now all you need is a husband and kids!

MAN: What?! But I don't want...

ANNOUNCER: Just look at the state of that kitchen! You'd better get to work, "Betty"!

The MAN looks around and sighs.

MAN: Well... I have to admit this place could sure use a good tidying up. Maybe I'll just mop the floors real quick... and clean the oven.

ANNOUNCER: Good idea. Then maybe you can bake a cherry pie.

MAN: Oh, a cherry pie does sound heavenly! (He looks dreamy.) I just wish I had a big, strong hubby and some cute little children to share it with. (He catches himself.) Aw, damn it.

CUT TO: A pink screen with the Insta-Wifey logo.

ANNOUNCER: Try Insta-Wifey... and live the wifey life!