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INT. MESSY APARTMENT – DAY

ALBERT is tearing open a box that says FEMBOT MAID KIT. His roommate BRIAN stands nearby with hands on hips, observing with a smirk.

BRIAN: I can't believe you were dumb enough to actually buy that crap. It's obviously a scam, dude!

ALEX: Well, I need somebody to help me clean up around here. You're sure as hell never gonna do it! (He takes a promo sheet out of the package and reads the headline) “Make your own fully programmable household assistant.” I thought there'd be the parts for a whole fembot in here, but this box is pretty small...

He digs through the packing peanuts and takes out a single, cheap-looking controller. BRIAN guffaws.

BRIAN: Aw, jeez! This is even more pathetic than I thought!

ALBERT: This controller is all that's in here. There's gotta be some mistake...

He presses a button on the controller and we hear a soft electronic chime and a recorded announcement.

CONTROLLER VOICE: Fembot conversion target acquired. Activation in process.

BRIAN laughs mockingly but then he freezes, there’s a subtle shimmer over him and he’s transformed into a beautiful female version of himself with long blonde hair, a halter top and a short, pleated skirt. He stands with a stiff, doll-like posture and smiles pleasantly, speaking with a high, feminine, robotic voice.

BRIAN: Hello, sir. I am your new fembot maid. How can I serve you? (He blinks, coming out of his trance.) What the hell?! What did you do to me?!

ALBERT: All I did was press the "activate" button!

He presses another button and BRIAN instantly straightens again, smile snapping back on.

BRIAN: Awaiting orders, sir! Hey, stop doing that!

ALBERT hesitates, but then he cautiously presses a different button.

ALBERT: Start tidying up.

BRIAN immediately grabs a nearby shirt that was hanging on the back of a chair and starts folding it with mechanical precision.

BRIAN: Tidying in progress, sir!

ALBERT grins, getting into this now. He taps another button.

ALBERT: Okay, fembot... do my laundry!

BRIAN: Laundry mode activated!

BRIAN looks furious but he automatically starts grabbing clothes from around the room and tossing them in a laundry basket.

BRIAN: You think this is funny, huh?! If you don't change me back right now, I'm gonna kick your butt so hard you'll -

ALBERT: Less talking and more working, fembot!

BRIAN: Yes, sir!

BRIAN resumes folding and sorting, moving with quick, robotic efficiency. ALBERT leans back, watching.

ALBERT: This is... awesome!

BRIAN scowls, but his hands keep gathering up socks and other things for the laundry.

BRIAN: I am going to end you. Do you understand me? I'm gonna... (Suddenly he finds himself heading off to the laundry room, carrying the basket full of clothes.) What the..? Hey, come on! I wasn't finished threatening you!

He leaves. ALBERT examines the controller and presses a few more buttons. We hear BRIAN's voice from the laundry room.

BRIAN: Fembot receiving new orders! Dish washing... dusting... vacuuming... added to household tasks! Hey, stop pressing my buttons, you jerk! Dinner preparation... added to household tasks! Back massage... added to household tasks! Aw, come on!