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She: May I help you, sir?

He: Well, my girl got me a gift card for this store, but I think she screwed up. This place is full of chick stuff!

She: No, sir, I suspect your lady friend knew exactly what she was doing. Let's see... this card is good for one bimbofication. Blond hair, big boobies, boy-crazy. The full package.

He: Huh? Listen, I don't know what kinda crazy shit you're trying to... Hey!

She: There we go. Now would you like to try on some of our "chick stuff," or would you prefer to just wear your little pink one-piece home?