Gif: PREGGO PUFFS (Patreon)

INT. LIVING ROOM. DAY.

A man is sitting on the couch, munching from a bowl of cheese puffs on his lap.

ANNOUNCER: Hey, there! Enjoying that delicious snack?

MAN: Yeah, these are pretty good. My wife got them, but I don't know what they're called.

ANNOUNCER: Why, those are Preggo Puffs!

MAN: Huh?

Suddenly the man transforms into a pregnant woman in a tight maternity dress, his stomach inflating so abruptly that it knocks over the bowl and sends cheese puffs flying everywhere. The man looks down at his enormous baby bump with a mix of shock and horror.

MAN: What the..?

ANNOUNCER: Preggo Puffs are the cheesy treat that puts a smile on your face... and a baby in your belly!

Cut to the product logo, but we can still hear the man from off-screen.

MAN: Hang on, don't just end the goddamn commercial now! I never wanted --

Quick fade out.